WWI (Wiki War I)

12.22.2005

David vs. Goliath!
RubberSuit Studios/Hill TV have started our first series of offensives at that Nazi power, Wikipedia, as ordered by the Generalissmo yesterday. This is the first leg in our plan to take control of the Internet world. You can see all the action that occured today here. The highlight of the early morning afternoon offensive was a self destructing spy drone, I left on the Wikipedia Pope Benedict page. Choas Dragoon and Hobbs VonWhackamole, went to town today.

We need more recruits, and another attack on a web institution will be starting soon as I will have Fat Bug finished soon. Join us, or be left in the wasteland that will become of the internet. WE HAVE JESUSMAN ON OUR SIDE.

The Marvel Parody.
The first real episode of the Marvel Parody is loaded, Palmer has begun us with episode 1.2 (yes he starts slow).

You are Listening too (Xmas Edition) . .
Swiss Colony Beef Log, by Eric Cartman, off the album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics . If you don't own this album, do your self a favor and buy one now.

I hate the Colts.
But I would not wish this on anyone. My deepest condolences to the Dungee family.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
"And they come into Bethany. And a certain woman whose brother had died was there. And, coming, she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him, 'Son of David, have mercy on me.' But the disciples rebuked her. And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb. And going near Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And thence, arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan." Passage, deleted from the Gospel of Mark, at the request of Pope Clement I.

I am Malach, and Xmas isn't Xmas without a Swiss Colony Beef Log!