A HANNUKAH PIMP!

12.13.2005

You are Listening to (Xmas Edition) . . .
The Little Drum Machine Boy
, by Beck, off of Just Say Noel. First if you have never heard of Beck, you need a slap. I figured I should toss in a Hannukah song for my Heebs and not the overplayed one by Adam Sandler. Wait a bit for this one buckos, the song is shade over 7 minutes long and take a bit to load.

It is safe now my fellow bloggers.
It seems as google has heeded the cry, and sploggers have all dissappeared. For once Google done something right.

Missions and Erratta.
The Missions are going real well. So far Murk, claims to have 2 entries, and I sent him a funny one today, that someone sent to me. Some bucko has been naughty in PA! As for the Murk and Malach Radio Show, expect the next one perhaps this weekend. A special Xmas version! And by special request, as he was so popular on the last podcast, the Angry Piper joins us for Xmas. Ooops, let the cat out of the bag . . . even more inebriated than the last podcast. The Eggnogg was killer.

Fat Bug. I have got some work in on this one. Maybe Sunday . .

Pilaf is missing.
Haven't seen him in a few days. Perhaps he's gone AWOL.

Hey Taz?
You joined the forum, but we have yet to hear from you.

TAKE THAT YOU FUGGIN' TELEMARKETERS.
I support the Death Penalty for telemarketers.

See, God does punish fornicators.
If you hadn't been engaging in pre marital sex, this wouldn't have happened. See I could be an EC (Evangelical Christian).

Man, certain parts of this country are just messed up.
See what you get in those Red states.

I worry about our youth.
They learn their social skills from the computer and look what happens.

AAAHHHH WERERATS.
I think they are just trying to make Stuart Little.

Again, people get paid for stuff like this.
Why do you need a study to figure this out? And does it really matter, the Big Earthquake gonna hit soon enough.

See, there was a reason for the Hannukah Pimp title beyond Beck.
See, my Heeb friends can live it up, this calls for some NOFX after Xmas. WE'RE THE BREWS, SPORTING ANTI-SWASTIKA TATTOOS, OY! OY!

Hey Ratzy!
I read your latest blog post. You gotta get a piece of this action.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
NOMAH! Yeah, Yanks, have fun with this one.

TO!
I was invited, but I had reality to do. Man TO, you really are mentally ill.

Scary stuff.
No more secret internet life.

Yeah, right.
Another Bush conspiracy!

Malach's Quote of the Day.
But it happened that after Jesus had risen from the dead he spent eleven years speaking with his disciples . And he taught them only as far as the places of the first ordinance and as far as the places of the First Mystery, which is within the veil which is within the first ordinance, which is the 24th mystery outside and below , these which are in the second space of the First Mystery, which is before all mysteries the Father in the form of a dove . And Jesus said to his disciples : "I have come forth from that First Mystery which is the last mystery, namely the 24th".. - The Pistis Sophia (Books of the Savior)

I am Malach, with vice I hold the Mic Device.

7 comments:

Andy T. Nguyen said...

Porn Tax eh? Bet you if it was done here our economy won't be in it's mess that it is in right now.

Very true, though the EC's would go nuts

Christopher said...

Is it PC to say EC or something? Or are you and Angry Piper playing 'kiss the words out of my mouth?"

My question is: At what point does a mother think it's okay to allow a 12 year old girl to have sex....with a 20 year old?!?!? That's some redneck-shit right there!

Although....WAYYYYY back in early history...that was the way it was....

Yeah according to some EC myths, Mary was 12 when giving birth.

EC like Xmas, much easier to write.

Anonymous said...

A punishment? what is it, the fall or the baby? lol

Man faces 50 years? man that is nuts.. at least let her have an available husband you know, now probably she will need him close to her to finish her physical groth.

Tax Porn? why not, let them spend more than their brain and energy. lol