Conspiracies . .
I have known the Angry Veteran for about 20 years. Not to give away any of his private info, but me and several others who know him, think he is a spy. You see, very smart, was deep into Military Intelligence during his service time, and he always ended up living in place where the "action" was going on (ie NYC after 911, sent me some nice overhead pic from a military helicopter). I think now it can defintely be proven. You see, the Veteran lives on the Left Coast, and last I saw him was around XMas time. And before the past couple of days, he had not posted to his blog since 12/1. He does that; disappears, we call them missions. So conviently he shows up one day after I posted something about kill George W. Bush. See he is a spy.
Enormous Heads.
Barry Bonds. Malach now needs to go on a rant. Finnally, the retard of Sports Commissioners, Bud Selig, is doing an investigation into steroids. Now check this out . . . the investigator: Former Senator George Mitchell. Mitchell works for the Boston Red Sox. Mitchell is also on the board of Disney. Disney which owns ESPN. ESPN who just paid bonds $4.5 million to create a Bonds Reality show. Anyone see a conflict of interest? To top it off, Mitchell has no subpeona power.
As for Bonds, I have been listening to the Bonds defenders, and here are the two idiotic defenses they use.
1. He has never tested positive, nor has he ever been found or seen with Steroids. IDIOT, he admitted under Oath to a Grand Jury, he took them.
2. This is a Racist investigation. This one really bothers me. Why? People say cause he is going to pass Babe Ruth? IDIOTS! Babe Ruth don't own the record. Hank Aaron, a black man, does. And to top it off, there are several investigations into Ruth's geneology . . . and there is significant evidence that Ruth had some black in him.
I wouldn't worry about it. Mitchell is being paid by MLB, he won't find anything significant.
MAN DOES THE BOY HAVE A HUGE HEAD!
The Wife.
You are listening too, Ana, the Pixies. Reminds me of the wife. The convo about Bossanova continues. I am relistening to it. You can hear some of the heavy influence this had on bands like Modest Mouse, and The Strokes, especially in this album.
Updates.
The Wraith 4.3 is released. I am not sure how the reaction to this one will be . . . it is very verbiose and setting up the upcoming story arc, which will take the Wraith into a very mystical and dark plot.
Crap Vacuum should have their latest song loaded tomorrow, I am still working on their website.
Global Warming.
Well someone's gotta die right? And in all honesty, I wouldn't mind the winters a bit warmer.
Oh Conde! 
You came and you took without giving . .
CHUKACOND!
CHUCKACOND!
You fill in the rest . . .(Yeah pulling out old jokes)
So Jack Chick was right.
Mary is the Whore of Babylon. See she smuggles drugs.
Too bad.
They bought a tub that has a false story attached to it. Hey I can do this Jack Chick stuff too.
They gonna make him a Saint?
Wait until the find out about Super Mega Pope-atron! (Don't get it, read JesusMan!)
Malach's Quote of the Day.
“Jodie Foster may continue to outwardly ignore me for the rest of my life, but I have made her one of the most famous actresses in the world.” - John Hinkley Jr.
I am Malach, and I am a rock, I am a island.
Conspiracies, enormous heads, and the wife.
Surprises . .
This time, I thought he had gone on the run.
The Angry Veteran has returned with a vengeance 3 months after his last post. Welcome the Mofo back, Buckos style!
MySpace Rap War part the Duece.
Hobbs and I are at it again. He come with the big guns this time, with WU TANG! And me . . . well you just have to go see mine. Keep voting in the forums!
You are now about the witness the strength of street knowledge!
Straight out of Scotland, crazy bagpiper named Cuppy!
New article.
At Drunken Comic Reviews! Already got one mad comment, let see what happens.
The WLO.
Is growing and getting funny, check it out.
You are listening too . . .
Is She Weird?, the Pixies. Nice small debate in yesterdays comments about Bossanova.
I am not an expert on Danish Law.
But doesn't this seem a bit frivilous?
The Mood of Red Sox nation.
A bit concerned. This team could win 90 games and still not make the playoffs. The Blue Jays I think are overated, the Yanks might score 1000 runs . . . 4 Days until Opening Day!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Faster than a rolling "O"! Stronger than silent "E"! Able to leap capital "T" in a single bound! It's a word, it's a plan, it's Letterman - The Electric Company (man click some of the video clips, will give you chills).
I am Malach and I am a City Cat.
OSKMD Family Entertainment Inc. Presents.
The Huge Ass Sandbox!
That's right buckos, $5.00 per head admission, $25.00 Season long pass! Join us today! We got sand, shovels, toys, and food is extra! Bring the family! Plenty of parking!
OSKMD Family Entertainment Inc, is a wholey owned subsidiary of www.rubbersuitstudios.com, you are invited to BYOB
So, who's winning?
Hobbs and I are continuing our MySpace Rap War. Check it out and vote. New songs perhaps tomorrow?
You are listening too . ..
We have moved on to the "worst" album of the bunch Bossanova. At the time it was released I agreed. But similar to the Beastie Boys second album, Paul's Boutique, it took me a number of years to realize how advanced much of the music is on this album. You will see after we go through this, how it plays into their final album, which is pretty amazing.
This song is Dig for Fire, another Pixies fave of mine.
And some weird Fan Mail:
From: Neateye ((EDIT)@aol.com)
Subject: Gouranga
Call out Gouranga be happyGouranga Gouranga Gouranga...That which brings the highest happiness!
No clue . ..
So the Solar Eclipse . .
Check out the pic, and check out the lil' dude on the end with his glasses upside down. Someone tell him the 3d doesn't work when you do that!
So the Catholic Church is looking to our youth once again.
Hey Ratzy, here's a thought . . . Female Preists, Married Preists. Well that's two thoughts. I am sure Fatsy Ratzy will have something to say in his blog about this.
Not shit Sherlock.
What fuckin' statement of genius, stupid bitches.
So, when I Kill George W. Bush . .
I will e-mail my town selectman before hand. KILL THE DUBYA! KILL THE DUBYA! KILL THE DUBYA! KILL THE DUBYA! And while the FBI is looking at this, you might want to get a gander at this also. And that is Palmer with a 'P'.
HEHEHEHEHE.
Good Kitty! OK Story time. Malach had a cat when he was a young child named "Pussy" (yeah Mom and Dad have a similar sense of humor to Malach). Well Pussy, was about the toughest cat I ever seen. Could be very nice, but if he (yes it was a he) was in that mood, he could give you several stiches. This cat was loyal. One time, we were playing football in the yard, and this huge loose dog runs in, grabs the football and runs around the yard with us chasing it. Here come Pussy to the rescue, off a 15' porch, buries his claws in the dogs back, rides the dog for a few seconds ripping away at it's flesh, dog drops the ball, and runs off. This cat was so tough, it would fall asleep in the middle of the street, right between the dividing line, and swipe at cars as the drove by.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation . . .
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What so amazing about this?
I spend more time in Walmart in the course of a week than I do at work.
Man everyone hates Dubya now.
Perhaps Ted Turner will get to him before I do.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Little things hitting each other. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE! - Napoleon, Time Bandits
I am Malach, and I am a showman!
MySpace Rap War!
Yo, you aint got nuttin' on my ryhmes.
Hobbs Von Whackamole and myself are engaged in a MySpace Rap War! We are going to be posting dueling rap songs over myspace, and insulting each other, join in if you like. Today's battle features, EPMD for Malach (More info on EPMD) and MF DOOM for Hobbs (I not sure what the hell is up with their main site but you can check out their Myspace, and some of you might Know them as one half of Danger Doom). So vote! Who wins this round? Vote in our forum and find out.
You are listening too . .
Crackity Jones, the Pixies, nice and hyper.
You thought it was over . . .
But the Merovingian Kings are BACK!
It is a sad day . .
Casper the Friendly Ghost, was found dead today.
Ahhh, Michael Baigent . .
Always stoking the fires . . . you got my $5.95.
Love CHILD!
A few questions. Why does the woman have to pay Randy Johnson? $97,000, that like me demanding $900. And who the hell has sex with that freak?
One last time Alanis Morrisette.
This is slighty Ironic, nothing in you song by the same name is.
Hey, this gives me an idea.
I bet there is a market for cards like these.
Malach's Quote of the Day and the Mood of Red Sox Nation all combined into one.
I have described before how psychotic Red Sox Nation is. It is a religion, a reason for living, a thing of intense pain and supreme joy. Well it starts young.
Malach's 4 year old son: Mommy, John Olerud doesn't play anymore cause he is too old and tired.
Malach's 2 year old daughter: And Kevin Millar is a Oreo.
I am Malach and I am off to see this week's Soprano's episode and screw you I LIKE the artsy direction it has taken.
SHAKE YOUR BUTT!
All I'm Saying Pretty Baby . . .
Seem you guys are liking the WLO. Almost 30 articles, 300 views. I am looking or someone with some Wiki Synsop or Admin experience for some help with some of the coding. Contact me there.
Caught back up a bit with the Wraith, all inked and scanned, maybe up this weekend.
Also some new schwag in our free shiite page. Check out the Murk Avatar.
You Are Listening too . . .
La La Love You, the Pixies.
Wow, Pink? Stripes?
So they still where striped prison outfits in Tennesee?
Escape from NY?
Could be worse, could of been somewhere in Hell's Kitchen.
Mouse Testicles to the rescue!
That why Mickey has such a high voice.
Nice.
You can experiment on me.
Ok, Islam is now my new favorite nutty religion.
I am coverting and going to talk about how I am rich in my sleep.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. - Jules, Pulp Fiction
I am Malach and I am cooler than Samuel L. Jackson, at least I didn't make no movie like The Man.
Got me a movie, I want you to know . ..
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know . .
Massive updates buckos, from all over the world of Internet. First, Mike the Disembodied Anime Freak has updated, episode 1.4. This one is funtastic and has a special guest appearance!
Stool Sample Webcomics would like to welcome Life Lessons, by Mr. Tooserious into our family of webcomics. Life Lessons is rated mature, and is fuggin' funny. Check them out, episode #1 and #2 are loaded. This bring our total of webcomic to 15! Now will one of you numb but review something?
Crap Vacuum has also released a new song . . . Fantastic Side. You can hear it on their Myspace, and yes I am still making you a page, stop emailing me. This is definitely a song to make love too.
BUG announced in our forums that his life has gotten a bit busy, but should calm down soon. He is contemplating a "Short 'series' of comics" in relation to Notched Blade, many of us can't wait.
And I bulit this huge ass sandbox for the kiddies in my yard today. 10' x 10'.
Your are listening too . .
Debaser, the Pixies. Weird song.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
The Bible's got a lot of wild stories in the Old Testament - the incest thing pops up alot in my songs - Black Francis.
I am Malach and I have a slight headache.
New Buckos?
Interesting . .
Malach blog was visited yesterday by Christains Against Communism, to spout on about the Wikipedian Liberation Organization. Check out their blog, they seem be be similar Christian to homey over here and Malach's favorite Christian nutcase Jack Chick. Make sure you leave them a comment or two, they seem to be lacking.
And speaking of the WLO, some funny shiite in there already, keep it up.
Your are Listening too . .
Here Comes Your Man, by the Pixies. Another hit off of Doolittle. Interesting story about this song. This was the first large scale video the Pixies ever did. Previous videos were live. The Pixies were very anti-lip syching, even for videos, and as a protest, did not lip sych. The entire video is them standing still at a train station, not fake playing their instrument and their mouth wide open in mock screams. They in the future refused to appear in any video they did not do live. (Check out their video for Head On, one take and live.)
Your NCAA brackets ruined?
Murk will take you to the promised land.
Make sure you are listening to Hobbs VonWhackamole.
He's got some informative stuff on his blog, and his myspace.
And for pure shits and giggles.
Visit Spacefarmer . . . if your brain can handle it.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Cookie Monster thief, not liar. - Cookie Monster
I am Malach and I am a fabulous kisser!
Annoucement number one
The Wikipedian Liberation Organization.
This is our first announcement, but this is a small one. Murk and I have stolen some Wiki Software, and created the Wikipedian Liberation Organization or WLO. What is the WLO you ask? Well first and foremost it is play ground for you. You wanna post crap there, go right ahead. You got a nutty philosophy? All yours. You want to tell the world about a crazy man? Go for it. You want to introduce the world to the next great Fad? Be my guest. You just want to advertise some crap? You more than welcome. You see, we have made a Anti-Wiki, using Wiki's own software. We want stuff there. Make it funny, insightful, sutpid, incoherant, go right ahead. You guys are what's gonna make it work. And don't forget, this open to anyone to edit, so keep an eye on your pages. Keep up to date, cause this puppy is gonna be weird. And perhaps, it will get it's own Wikipedia Article?
Big middle finger to Wikipedia!
The Wraith.
WAY BEHIND on the Wraith. Busy at work, home, clients and such. Sorry.
You are listening too . .
I Bleed, by the Pixies. Want some more cool music, spec out Mr. Lif at my Myspace. You anti - government types will like this one. Lif rules, and should get some airplay . . . but he can be controversial. You "hommies" should take a listen to this stuff. This is Public Enemy, Rakim, and Kanye West all mixed in one.
Fun Fact about Malach Number 3856.96
Malach once based a Dungeons and Dragons adventure on the song, I Bleed, by the Pixies.
Yeah, I am glad we invaded Afghanistan.
Seem like things have totally changed since the Taliban.
911's a joke!
Well I dialed 911 a long time ago,
Don't you know they late in reactin'
They only come and they come when the wanna
So get the morgue truck and emblam the goner. - Public Enemy, 911's a joke (1990)
The Simpsons.
You, everytime I think they have run their course, they do stuff like this. This will be the opening for this Sundays new Episode.
Dick Cheney the Rock Star.
Suprised he doesn't ask for some Birdshot.
OK ..
As soon as Murk and I make our big annoucement, this is the first thing I am buying.
Uhhh . .
Now I in no way support this, but if you going to do this, why video tape it? That's called evidence people!
Who says Porn is not good for anything!
91 out of 100 for wine! Ain't it funny too, how the Vatican can get involved, without really being involved?
WOW.
I didn't know about this! Damn it's gotta be better than that cheesy Bass and Rankin cartoon or the or the Ralph Bakshi tripe.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I'm Mr. Bilbo Baggins, I've lost my dwarves, my wizard and my way. - Bilbo Baggins.
I am Malach, and I am Anti-yer'momma!
Why the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is the greatest show on TV.
You are listening too . .
Brains, from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy . . . it will set the mood. If you are disappointed in the music selection, we will return to the Pixies soon. You can always go to the RubberSuit Studios Myspace and listen to Mother Love Bone.
Why Billy and Mandy is so awesome . . .
Well, first listen to the freakin' song, now thats comedy. What other show has the references to Cthulhu, Dune, Lord Byron, Evil Dead, Ebonics and strange cults and is geared to children? What other show has the insane kind of cartoon violence, that makes you vomit from laughter. Billy make Ralph Wiggum looks like Einstein, and Mandy . . . well she's just Mandy. And what is better than the Grim Reaper, Death himself, with a Jamaican Accent.
The basic plot is that Billy and Mandy win a bet with the Grim Reaper, and they win his eternal friendship . . hilarity ensues. Gotta watch this show!
This is why you never Fudge with Artists. . . .
Bye Bye Chef.
Now this,
Is something Malach would do.
RIP Aldabra . .
I only hope I live to be half your age.
This whole case is weird . .
Now, when you reach like 16, why not just leave?
Wow.
Now imagine the divorce.
This will be interesting.
Worried about Target and Kohl's?
This is also interesting.
I wish this guy luck, and if this is what it took for him to get healthy, hey why not. Support him buckos, check out his website, interesting life story.
How 'bout them Cowboys . .
Let see . . . A washed up QB, TO, and The liquored up Kicker! This is a reality show I would watch.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Billy: Why, Grim? Why do the good die young?
Grim: Well, usually because I get confused.
I am Malach and you guys amuse me.
Sorry for the garbage blog.
The wife has a ton of work to do on the main PC.
So I am stuck with the piece of shit laptop.
So the meeting Murk and I attended, went extremely well. More news on this one soon. Some special stuff in the future of RubberSuit Studios and Hill TV.
The Wraith is about 35% complete, hopefully finished by middle of next week.
I am Malach and I apologize buckos.
Check out that Palmer .. .
Yet another update for MtDAF!
That's right buckos, Mike the Disembodied Anime Freak 1.3 is up, Palmer has found his niche with this one, funny stuff. I am like a proud parent.
BIG NEWS.
Well Murk and I have a very important and ultra interesting business meeting tomorrow, really can't say more about it until the whole thing is official. I am so giddy! Also, we are working of a BIG secret project. SHHHH it is a secret, but it will set the Internet world on fire.
Your are listening too . ..
I like Hey so much, you got it for 2 day. If you are sick of the Pixies (BLASPHEMER!), go to the RubberSuit Studios Myspace and listen to some Discount.
Yes, but did they find Jimmy Hoffa?
Interesting, there are rooms in the Brooklyn Bridge?
Watch it!
He might have a shotgun!
I relized the Simpson have been around for a long time . .
but 2500 years? DOH!
Ahh, teaching, a noble profession.
So do you screen these nutjobs?
Sadness.
Bye Bye Adam. You will always be in our hearts in New England.
If it isn't love?
Why does it hurt so bad? Why does she stay on . . . my mind?
Hmmm . .
You think she got any money left? This could be your once in a life time chance, Angry Piper!
Malach's Quote of the Day
All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together. - Jack Kerouac
I am Malach, and I can dream about you . . . if I can't hold you tonight.
HEY!
Been trying to meet you . . .
Hello buckos! A quick bit of an update. Mike the Disembodied Anime Freak 1.2, enjoy, again Palmer I think might strike gold with this one.
A reminder. We are at War! Destroy the Facist Regime that is Wikipedia. Down with the WikiNazis! Thanks to forum member happydeadmonkey for the first banner. Spacefarmer! You can use the image I made at left if you desire!
Myself and Murk have a major business meeting on Wed. More to follow, I am excited. Perhaps a announcement to follow.
Don't forget . .
I make logos and banners, and I am cheap. I made this one at left today for a blog site.
You are listening too . .
Hey, by the Pixies, another of my faves, another dirty song.
I get . .
Cnn you are so Punny. Big Bang, Smoking Gun!
Remind me . .
Never to fly my broom to India.
OK, let me get this straight.
Wal-Mart is going to do a major expansion to China to sell the Chinese the cheap ass Chinese made goods they sell us?
Hey Dad.
Be careful . . . Red Sox Season is upon us.
Nice.
Can I join in?
Malach's Quote of the Day.
No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde
Got a tattoed tit, say number 13.
Good Evening.
The Pope has updated his blog, that is one sick man. But this is a side of him he never shows the cameras, so read on! Malach also played around with his Flash program, for this first time for a bit, made an interesting banner for Stool Sample Webcomics. I loaded it for the buckos on our free stuff page, but I will reproduce it here.
Perhaps Spacefamer will make it his useless animation of the day.
You are Listening too ..
No. 13 Baby, from the Pixies, another strange song about sexual desire, more Spanish in it too.
Well, next year number 1 reality show will debut in the fall.
TO and the Tuna. Seriously though Dallas, why 3 years?
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever. - Brian Wilson
I am Malach, the Candy Bar of Serendipity.
Cheap Blog
It's late, and I'm tired, so quit yer bitching.
First some major updates. JesusMan! 4.5 is loaded. This episode turns the series upside down a bit. It is a bit of a twist, dark, and morose. This one still give be goosebumps. The background images are of the actual Buttonwoon Park/Zoo. Also, I have notice over the past week, I have recieved several search hits for the phrases "Christain Parables" or "Christain Webcomics", so the Armageddon panel; the writing is from Revelation, to keep them happy.
Palmer is all crazy about his new webcomic, and this one, I think has the chance to get even more popular than his other two. Mike the Diembodied Anime Freak, 1.1 is loaded . . . defintely has potential to hit big with certain groups.
Speaking of Anime.
Cartoon Network is showing a Month of Miyazaki, Malach loves Miyazaki. Malach also finally got to sit through in it's entirety, Spirited Away, one of my Faves.
We have a Winner.
Choas Dragoon won the "Name Malach's Latest Painting Contest" with the name The Brutal Strings of Life. A little more in you face than what I usually like to name my paintings, but somewhat appropriate.
Sorry.
New Pixies song tomorrow
Malach's Quote of the Day.
“Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!” - Mike Tyson.
I am Malach, and evidently you guys like our podcasts.
ARRGH, there's a bomb in my corned beef and cabbage!
Welcome to Malach's St.Paddy's Day blog.
Where to start? Let see, the Murk and Malach Radio Show St. Paddy's Day Podcast is up. I haven't listened to it just yet, but is was a laugh riot to do. Appropriatly about alcohol.
Palmer is a man of his word, and debuted Mike the Dismbodied Anime Freak today. Nice title, hopefully it updates regularly and doesn't end after two pages.
JesusMan! will be done either tonight or tomorrow.
Malach has posted a new blog post at Drunken Comic Reviews. Took another cheap shot at Megatokyo with this one. Also check out some of the other post, some serious drama going on there.
You are listening too . .
Monkey Gone to Heaven, by that good Irish Catholic Black Francis and the Pixies. Ok, not that Irish, you want a real Irish fighting song, go here.
WTF!
Now most of you know Malach will try anything foodwise once. Well Malach is also a big Iron Chef fan. So that being said, Malach would try all those dishes. So, anyone know what Swallow's Nest is? I wasn't sure, just thought it was some weird seafood or something. So finnally, I looked it up. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE CHINESE EAT SWALLOW'S SALIVA? AND IT IS A DELICACY? Mayhap, Malach has found something he might not eat.
Malach's Quote of the Day!
Their magically delicious! - Lucky the Leprechan.
I am Malach and I am not Irish, but my wife is.
Got Hips like Cinderella . . .
Must be shaking your good frame . . .
Got some updates.
First, he is coming, be afraid, VERY AFRAID. Of course Malach must point out he did the graphic. Good job Malach.
Second, I have finally loaded a Fan? Mail page, check it out. You too can be famous, send us some Fan? Mail.
Marvel Parody has been put on indefinite hiatus by Palmer. He cited :
I just wasn't satisfied
with any of the live action pictures I found of New York......so I
might do some handrawn thing that makes of anime fans....stay
tuned....?
What ever that means. Wait until Plamer sees his fan mail.
JesusMan! is close to fruition. Fri, Sat, or Sun.
Don't forget the forums.
You are listening too . . .
Tame, by the Pixies. Another of their weird sexual songs. This one reminds me of the wife, who is gone for the next few days at a conference. Speaking of cool music, check out the new song I loaded on my Myspace. Leonard Cohen fuggin rules.
EMO.
Very good article about what emo is. Back in my day Emo was cool, Fugazi, At the Drive In, Sunny Day Real Estate . . . and like everything else, it went POP!
Who wants to move to Iraq?
Between this and this, I bet it's a buyer market!
And to top off the whole shebang . .
Dubya's playing tough guy cowboy again!
Here a government organization that has too much power and needs to be reigned in a bit:
The FCC. Luckily they have not control over the internet, the fucking fuck fucks.
Why texting is evil.
It will kill you. Malach agrees with these thoughts on "texting" (thank you Boondocks):
Gin Rummy: Man, I don't get that.
Wuncler III: What?
Gin Rummy: That "texting" shit.
Wuncler III: What's wrong with texting?
Gin Rummy: Oh, you mean other than the fact that it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Who in their right mind would spend fifteen minutes trying to type some shit they could have called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs, which I just don't approve of. I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read something that a motherfuckker typed with his thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by somebody's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just n*gga technology, anyway.
Wuncler III: What'd you call it?
Gin Rummy: N*gga Technology. Technology for n*ggas, and don't start trippin' and shit, calling me a racist, because I don't mean "n*gga" in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody, of any race, can be an ignorant motherfucker.
Wuncler III: Shit, I be texting my ass of. Shit, bitches like texting. I be texting 'em all the time. Matter of fact, I also be texting my weed man, too, cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so I text him.
Gin Rummy: ...Case in point.
Thank you again Boondocks, and while your at it, check out todays comic about Myspace.
I know the problem here.
These people just have yet to witness the entertaining powers of Stool Sample Webcomics.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain! - Captain Murphy, Sea Lab 2021
I am Malach, and in my day, emo was goth.
Get on the WHORE TRAIN!
Guess who the new Myspace noob is!
Hill Fuggin TV! Check out their new space, and make friends with them. They finally listened to me about the huge advertising that can be done witht he Myspace slaves there. Look at me, since 3/1 I have had 10000+ links from myspace. So expect a few Myspace whore trains to come you way, care of RubberSuit Studios.
Speaking of Myspace . . ..
Check out the new song I loaded on mine! Thanks to HVWM for the idea. BTW, read the old mans blog, he ain't got much longer to live.
JesusMan!
The new JesusMan! is looking sweet. Here is a sneak of a finished panel . . shhh click me.
New Forums.
Don't forget to register, lots of fun there. All your faves.
You are Listening too . .
Wave of Mutilation, the Pixies, off the album Doolittle. What can I say. First Doolittle is an amazing album . . . a top 10 in the last 15 years, and top 50 perhaps all time. This is the Pixies album, if you only have one, buy this one. This is also the first album they had some hits on. I had a lot of trouble picking the first song to play off this album, they are all so good. I decided to go with a hit, but not a big one. Wave of Mutilation is a perfect song. A song, you can play, and listen to over and over. Perfectly put together, from vocal to music. There are not many like these . . . Smells Like Teen Spirit, A Day in the Life, Satisfaction, songs like that. The scary part is, the Pixies have a different "UK Surf" version of this song off the Pump Up the Volume
This song is also the song that remind me of a friend who committed suicide by driving below the low tide line and waiting . . ..
Never use H&R Block.
First the screw up on their own taxes, now this. . . . They are know from screwing over the poor.
Those Google BASTARDS!
They ain't gonna take Mars with out a fight! Summon the Buckos Brigade!
Dan Brown, the Plagerist.
Yeah just like all those home makeover shows are original. That is what you get for Fuggin' around with the Priory of Scion.
Poor Drew Brees . . .
Just signed with the Saints. That's like semi-retirement.
Cool!
Imagine all the incredible yet dangerous stuff this can do.
Oh you kooky Palientologists!
Just when you got it figure out, you get thrown a loop. Let's review what you learned in Palientology 101. Fossil are extremely rare and conditions for fossilization only occur in about 5% of the world. So what is the percentage of prehistoric organism one can acutally recover? Don't worry, soon you will find Noah's ark and realize that a flood killed the Dinosaurs any way, right? Stupid Scientists . . .
Malach's Quote of the Day.
There. This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable. - Bender, Futurama
I am Malach and I made up the Dinosaurs!
Changes . . .
The Skinny on the forum.
We have a new forum, I transferred all the info from the old forum to the new one. Problem. I cannot rename the new forum to match the old address with out reloading the entire thing so the forum has a new web address, CHANGE YOUR LINKS AND BOOKMARKS. The new address is:
http://www.rubbersuitstudios.com/phpbb/phpBB2/
The old forum is still there, just to direct people to the new one. It will be gone by the end of the week. As for the new forum, I love phpBB. This is what I should have used it in the first place. I will be working on the look this week, so it has a interesting style.
The old forum. While it was ok, it suffered from too many errors, in which I constantly had to reload it. It would then drop features, and I would reload it again (reloading sometime took a hour). The Support was no real hope, and catacomb like. At least with phpBB, the support is there and the perks. I apologize to our forum members profuseley.
The Skinny on JesusMan!
Working on it, hopefully done Friday or Saturday.
FELLOW STOOL SAMPLE WEBCOMIC CREATORS!
What going on, submission have become few and far between.
Your are listening to . .
Something Against You, by the Pixies, last one off of Surfer Rosa. Tomorrow, we move to one of the most amazing albums of all time, Doollittle.
What Suprises me . .
I how long it took the American People to get sick of his crap. Where were all you people at the beginning?
NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY . . . . STOP!
Oh no the Whammy!
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
No suprises with the fueds and the Sex Pistols reaction. Put yourself in the Pistols shoes. One of the most influential bands in the past 30 years, gets snubbed by the Hall of Fame for years? Myself and Russel the Love Muscle had an interesting conversation regarding the future of the Hall of Fame. The have already snubbed Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, and you wonder who will be the first rap artist they let in? Run DMC? The Beastie Boys? You wonder if innovative bands like Public Enemy and NWA will make it.
You wonder who will make it in the coming years. Obviously the Talking Heads, REM and U2 willl all make it, but what about Sonic Youth, The Minute Men, Husker Du, The Replacements? Will Michael Jackson make it? Madonna? What rock bands of the 80's seriously need to go in? Motley Crue, Van Halen, Bon Jovi. How about Poison? GNR and Faith No More should make it, but what about Ween? You wonder when the time for bands of the 90's hits, of course Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Jane's Addiction, but how about the Pixies, Mother Love Bone, Helmet?
It will be interesting.
USA NUMBER 1.
Stupid . . . who's the prosectutor, Marcia Clark and Chris Darden?
Why do we assume it is Noah's Ark?
Historically, this is a legend that predates the Bible.
How come no one ever told me about this place?
I AM THERE!
TO, TO, TO, TO!
Bye Bye.
Ok, Issac Hayes . .
You do realize you just quit South Park? They've been mocking religion for eight years. The is like Hex saying he no longer wants to write JesusMan! cause he did not realize we meant the real Jesus.
I am Malach and
Oh Kathy Lee,
I wanna lay you down,
and caress ever inch of your body with my tongue,
Oh Kathy Lee,
your my sexual fantasy, why don't you and me
- make - sweet - love . . . . (tribute to Chef)
Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore.
JESUSMAN! DOODOODOO! JesusMan! is 50% done, it is all inked and scanned, and will be done by the end of the weekend at latest. This episode is going to be fuggin' awesome, and give me goosebumps just thinking about it. This will also bring us with one or two comics of the end of Episode 4, and leave a bit of a cliffhanger. Hex, start working on the next episode.
Also, in big news, I have decided to redo the Minimum Security Forums yet again. Why? SMF was pissing me off, tons of errors, not easily fixed, even in their extensive catacombs of help, so like should of done originally, I am going phpBB. The old forum is still up, until I can transfer the info to the new one, which is located here. You will have to sign back up. The outline will be the same.
You are Listening too . .
Another strange sexual song from the Pixies, entitled Cactus.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter. - Alex, A Clockwork Orange
I am Malach, time to go work out.
I'm Rich, I'M RICH.
So I got this email from the IRS today.
After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $63.80. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it.
A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.
To access the form for your tax refund, please click here
Regards, Internal Revenue Service
© Copyright 2006, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A. All rights reserved.
1. Is anyone stupid enough to fall for this (check the link)
2. Since when does the IRS contact you when the owe you money?
3. And why would I get all excited over $64? I mean come one, make it like $2000 or something.
Crap Vacuum released a new song today.
And if you thought Cobra Commander was funny, check out the new one. This is a hit in the making, and soon, very soon, they will have a space on RubberSuit Studios.
Busy.
I am in the process of redesigning a number of websites. Well to day started slotsanswerman.com. Check out his new blog.
You are listening too . .
Bone Machine, the Pixies
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"It's not like, we like dead kittens, but you know, we support your right to kill'em - Frank "Greasy Sex" Manilow, Crap Vacuum.
I am Malach and I am off to do a article for Drunken Comic Reviews.
Wow, shoulda done this sooner.
Down with Myspace.
As you know, Malach sees Myspace as Satan here on Earth, but Malach has a Myspace account (BTW, check out the song I found that is playing there my Buckos, for us older guys you might remember the song for the younger crowd, you only know the opening guitar rift. MINUTEMEN FUGGIN' RULE). Malach has had it for about 6 months, but only in the past month has he really focused on it. WOW. I am averaging 80 links per day from the mofo, and it seem Buckos are more willing to express their love over Myspace, than any other place. Look at all my friends, 95% of them are fans. I get constant fan messages there too. So if you want Malach and a friend, send me a request.
Speaking of whoring oneselfe out on Myspace. I am struck a deal with Crap Vacuum. I am going to give them some space on my website, and they will be posting songs, and have their latest album for sale by Xmas. They tell me they want friend too.
Yesterday's Blog.
I was exhausted. Two toddler with colds, little sleep, some intense shiite at work, and revamping two customer websites, and helping the Piper with his. Mostly was the lack of sleep. Malach likes to stay up to midnight to watch his hero, Chairman Kaga. Then the kiddies get up at 2AM and are up to 3:30Am, then one wants to sleep with Mommy and Daddy, and then they are both up by 6AM . . . .
You are Listening too . .
Broken Face, the Pixies. Song is dedicated to the Angry Piper, who definitely has a broken face.
The Funny thing is . .
During the recording of the latest podcast, we had a Discussion about Uncle Slobadan.
Name Malach's Painting Contest.
Is still going on. Tiebreaker.
Malach is advertising on . .
Shittyblogs.com. Pretty funny site. Give them some love.
YEAH BABY LOOKEE WHAT I FOUND!
YEAH! Make sure you click the snake.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
So you're saying that the car stops, but the rims keep spinning? That's amazing! - Grandad, The Boondocks
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Good Evening . . .
How are you tonight?
I am well, I am tired, two kids with bad colds. I am going to bed soon. And the Bitches at Drunken Comic Reviews are whining at me.
You are listening too.
Oh My Golly, the Pixies.
Good Job!
Nice to see the federal government never declares bankruptcy.
Extinction.
Just ain't what it used to be.
So, Iran's next?
At least they have weapons of mass destruction.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady. - Ron Burgundy
I am Malach and I am tired.
Where is my Mind?
Where to begin.
Well, Fat Bug made a huge splash. Not only did the creator of BOASAS like it but I went by GlueMeat this morning and lookie what was posted for most Gluey News of March 9th. Well, that has inspired Mr. Rubbersuitman to do something special for Gluemeat. He told me about it, it is gonna be funny!
Dr. Murk is the latest contributor to Drunken Comic Reviews. His first article is a laugh riot. Also it seem that one of the contributors, Matt Black, and I are having a bit of a lovers quarrel. But I got my first review from him! Check it out.
Jesus. Having looked through these recommendations, I can say:Malach, your taste is about as good as your comic work. Which is to say, shitty.
So, did he read all my comic work, if so, I am impressed he's not in a coma. I am saving that one for the reviews and correspondence page I am creating!
JesusMan!'s next episode is going to be a long one, but I am working diligently on it. This one will have a very interesting plot twist.
And finally, I am hosting two new artists galleries. Brontosaurus and Butterfly. More stuff coming there soon.
Your Are Listening too. . .
Another Pixies tune, Where is My Mind, and that is a very good question.
More Links from Just Me.
These will make you think.
http://www.hubbertpeak.com/
http://www.hubbertpeak.com/hubbert/
http://www.dkosopedia.com/index.php?title=Dr._M._King_Hubbert&printable=
http://www.peakoil.net/
http://www.peakoil.org/
http://web.nps.navy.mil/~relooney/Iran_186.htm
I don't see this as being shocking.
When you let a small fundamentalist proportions of a religion talk for all of one Religion, hatred ensues. What needs to occur is more moderate and liberal Muslims, begin to speak out against these nutcases, and take back their religion.
Interesting.
I wonder why?
Ahh, the Piper and Angry Murk will love this study.
DRINK MORE BEER.
Uhhh .. .
This ain't my idea of a joke.
Yeah.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!
Man, I really should patent my ideas.
DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. - Hannibal Lecter
I am Malach and I like liver.
Fat Bug, Fat Bug he's our man!
Updates
Fat Bug has updated. Episode 1.4, in which he destroys Boy On A Stick And Slither. I even sent Steven Cloud (creator of BOASAS) an e-mail with this attachment at above right. He responded as follows.
haha! that's hilarious! thanks for the award.
-sc
It is nice to see some webcomic authors actually have a sense of humor when it comes to stuff like this.
Also, I posted a new article at Drunken Comic Reviews. This is the URL, if it gets bumped off the top spot. Murk has started leaving comments, I would enjoy see comments from regular commenters on this blog there too.
Murk, myslef, and The Angry Piper just recorded out St. Patty's Day Podcast . . .VERY FUNNY. Will be up of course on St. Patty's Day.
I also have some big news about this site, but only after the PRESS RELEASE.
Speaking of Murk and The Angry Piper.
After a bit of an absence, Benny Goodman has 
posted a new rant at Hill TV. This time he goes off on Bonobo Monkeys of all things. And in Angry Pipers latest post, he has put up the pics we took at the Malach abode. They are also at right. The first gives you a nice shot of my studio.
You are Listening too . . .
Still with the Pixies, moved to the album Surfer Rosa, 
song, Gigantic. One of the only songs Kim Deal, their bassists, does vocals on.
Just Me sent me some new links.
I haven't checked them out yet, but will tomorrow at work.
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/
http://www.apocalipsis.org/kjv.htm
http://www.fundamentalbiblechurch.org/Tracts/fbcdarks.htm
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/
Can always count on Just Me for interesting links.
Nice.
Can we get a restraining order saying Paris Hilton must stay away from any type of video recording device now?
But, there is one question.
Can you eat 'em?
Yeah I tried it.
Not really impressed. If you want to try it, go here.
You know, if Clinton could be impeached for an affair,
can't Dubya be impeached for say, I don't know, lying to the American Public?
I gotta ask the Piper,
but I did not realize Indian Elephants were native to Scotland.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. - Mr. White , Reservior Dogs.
I am Malach, and I smell cheese.
Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Conversation.
Setting: Malach's Office
In the office we have Malach, and Malach Jr. (Jr). Malach is on the computer doing Fat Bug.
Jr: Daddy you drawing Fat Bug.
Malach: Yep.
Jr: Is that Slither?
Malach: Yep.
Jr: Is Slither dead?
Malach: . . .uh . . . no . .
Jr: Then why does he have X eyes?
Kids are so cute.
BTW, I still have not recieved verification e-mail form there stupid forum to harrass them, anyone else having the same issue? I am going to try to finish it tonight, but probably will be up tomorrow.
Malach's internet girlfriend.
Has updated her blog . . .sorry wife, I found the perfect woman.
The return of Crap Vacuum.
Has been a smashing success. I gotta get their page up on my site.
Sorry, about the misinformation . .
in yesterday's blog, but Murk and I are doing the podcast tomorrow, not today.
O MY GOD!
Guess what I found . . . .Scary huh? I can hear it know . . ."Dude can you make me a site."
New Articles from Malach.
At the Bristol MA Free Press, check it out. Also a quick one on Tuck's Talk.
An Interesting Link from Just Me.
This is always an interesting conversation and this could be a very controversial movie. Interestingly enough, for all his nuttiness, Jesus-is-savior.com, has some interesting stuff about this.
You are listening too . . .
Isle de Encanta, by the Pixies (there's your latin music Toyi), off the album Come on Pilgrim. Tomorrow we move onto Surfer Rosa. Can't you picture Palmer having these song stuck in his head?
Mr. Bonds I presume.
Well, this book should destroy the steroid era of major league baseball. I am going to defintely put this on my birthday list. Even the excerpts piss me off. All those records . . .
Lots of Deaths to Report.
Dana Reeve. A strong woman, and inspiration to many, and both a support system for her husband and a cancer fighter. Ali Farka Toure. A African, a bluesman, that would do many a bluesman proud. Kirby Puckett. Not only a very good baseball player, whose career was cut short, but a genuine great guy. Crap Vacuum actually has a Kirby Puckett song, I will have to see if they can get it to me. RIP to all.
Dick Cheney Says . . .
" . . no Nukes in Iran, or I'll shoot you in the face."
Wow, look at her.
She could kick your ass.
Interesting,
but more a reason to take out Google now!
And down with Ebay too.
It is no longer worth selling small scale of Ebay.
I WANT TO GOT TO EGYPT!
NOW!
Malach's quote of the Day.
Larry stop pointing that fucking gun at my dad! - Nice Guy Eddy; Reservior Dogs.
I am Malach, and I am pointing a rail gun at your mom.
CRAPTACULAR!
They have returned.
The band Crap Vacuum! After a bit of hiatus from the music world, they have invaded MySpace, and will soon have a page here, where I will be hosting there stuff. Stay Tuned!
Some Updates.
The Name my Latest Painting Contest is in it final legs, so go and vote. Fat Bug is about 85% done and should be finished by Wednesday. I tried leaving a message in their forum but their e-mail verification takes forever. The next JesusMan! is about 50% done and might be ready for the weekend. The latest Murk and Malach Radio Show Podcast is being recorded tomorrow. The theme will be Ireland and Irish heritage, and of course booze.
You are listening too . .
I have just realized that not everone is hearing the music, especially Apple users. The files I am loading read fine on Windows Media Player and Real Media . . . I don't load MP3 cause they suck memory, and take forever to load. Sorry.
We are still with the Pixies, and our conversion continues, this one is Nimrod's Son, off of Come On Pilgrim. I really can't see how anyone can say this is emo or chick music, besides the fact their idiots.
What is going on with the Constitution?
Is it use the Constitution as a doormat day?
The Dangers of Fundamentalism.
And this is just gonna get worse.
And Dubya is getting dangerous here.
Grant doofus this power will totally nuillify the purpose of the Checks and Balance system.
Ok?
But can they handle Crap Vacuum?
The Mood of Red Sox Nation?
Surprised . . . man does Theo have the Magic.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise (and he means it).
I am Malach, and I will be your server tonight.
Dance DAMME you!
So, I gotta a little nutty on the internet again today.
And posted John Claude Van Damme dancing all over the places I have access to. It wasn't totally welcome everywhere, and was even deleted off the Drunken Comic Reviews. DAMME THEM! Any one realize they had standards! They pissed off some of the Buckos, but'sallright, I have no control over what Fat Bug goes after (although WebSnark has been requested multiple times, image the bearded skull of Eric Burns being . . . well we won't go there there). BTW the only one who figured out what movie the clip was from was Kenny, and Dr. Murk. Breakin'.
As for Fat Bug . . . HOLY SHIT is BOASAS real easy to copy, I got half of it finished today. I have a few frames with Boy and Slither only and they took me like 5 minutes to color, Fat Bug on the other hand takes a bit more time. No wonder some of these idiots can pump out their crap 4 - 5 days a week. The pic I showed yesterday? Here is what it looks like today.
This one is going to be fun. Someone do me a favor, go to the BOASAS forum, post this pic, and some type of cryptic warning with a link to the Fat Bug main page. Leave a link in our forums.
You are listening too . .
More Pixies, more off of Come on Pilgrim, this ones I've Been Tired, and you are being converted.
I have heard the voices of angels.
And his name is Frank Manilow! This song has been stuck in my noggin all night. Sing along! HIS NAME WAS DESTRO!
One more hour . . .
This is gonna be a mess.
I found this today.
Looks really funny, gonna have to add some stuff to this.
Oscars are today.
And I ask myself, does anyone REALLY care?
Malach's quote of the Day.
I want to know who cut the fucking cheese. - Al Swearegen, Deadwood.
I am Malach and I just cut the cheese.
So how was your day?
So the wife's away for the weekend. . .
So Malach and the children are fending for them
selves. So to show you just how awesome my life is, lets go through my day.
About 9:00Am, Malach is awoken by a phone call from the Angry Piper (wow, the kiddos slept late). Seems Twisty McNipples wants me to take some new candids of him for his blog, out in my back yard in the foot of snow we got the other day. Cool. Not to give away to much, he comes by, and we take the shots, should be up there soon.
Malach then answers his e-mail, messages, and such, including a Skype IM from some 
chick wanting to know if I am into rubber (the perils of the name Rubbersuitman). Malach sent her away disappointed. Also answered another email from someone looking for information on the city of New Bedford. I should get into real estate. Malach then felt mischeivous and started leaving Pixies songs on all his Myspace friends accounts, which eventually turned into a weird song war with Jenny. Malach also the writes another blog rant for Drunken Comic Reviews about the recent webcomic drama.
So then the kids and I had lunch, PB and J for the kids, and for the life of me, could not remember what I had, and went out to Wal Mart and Toys R Us. Malach bought some more Heroscape stuff (wow some cool new stuff coming out). Stopped by Malach's work, cause he left some of the Fat Bug panels there. Came home, played out in the snow for a while, watched Chicken Run, had dinner, a little cartoon network (favorite episode of Billy and Mandy . .. The Beauty Pageant) 
bathed them and put them to bed. How fuggin's cool am I.
In between I answered a few questions on Dear Malach, including this one from Twisted Darkness . . .
Dear Malach, Ever listen to the Pixies? My friends think they're either an emo band or a chick band.
My answer:
Your friends are idiots, the Pixies are the most important band of the last 15 years.
Are kids these day really that blinded to talent and innovative music? Which leads us too . . .
You are listening too . . .
Vamous, by the Pixies. I was gonna save the Pixies for a bit, but the stars are aligned, and here they are. If you have never heard the Pixies, you are in for a treat. Most of modern/alternative/underground of today music does not exist with out the Pixies. Along with Nirvana, REM, U2 and Sonic Youth, the Pixies and these band ushered in "alternative" to the mainstream, for good or bad. I am going to play some extensive Pixies in the next couple of weeks.
The Pixies are 
really the only band with local roots to make it big. Local you say? Malach is old enough to remember not only seeing the Pixies locally when they started, but partying with them. Black Francis's brother, even went to the same High School with me, though he is about 6 years younger than me.
It is hard to describe the Pixies musically, and when they were fresh, they were so amazingly different than much of the stuff out there. They took what they learned from the Beach Boys, the Beatles, Iggy and the Stooges, punk in general, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Pere Ubu, and on and on, and made this unique hyperactive avant garde poppy rock. AMAZING.
Stuff I stole from Spacefarmer.
You may be wondering what all the pics to the left are. Well it is stuff I stole from Spacefarmer. Read his blog. He finds the best stuff . . . . . by the way, I am just the messenger. And it all goes so well with the song. Oh and harass Choas Dragoon at his new blog too.
Updates.
Palmer sent me a new cartoon for Political Turmoil today, entitled Bush and India. Ah, that Palmer has such a 
fondness for the Dubya, I can still remember several years ago when him and I were branded traitors for being Anti-Bush.
Fat Bug. Well let see. I left a few of the panels at work . . . but they are all loaded in the computer now. I thought I would have loads of time to 
work on them, but alas no. Wanna see one? This one's on the right. A nice little promo for Fat Bug and Boy On A Stick and Slither . . . before all hell breaks loose. This one is not as long as the previous, so should be done by the middle of the week.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I did not want to fuck my mother! You should have seen her in a housedress and a hairnet. This whole conversation would be over in two - Tony Soprano
I am Malach, and I am a gangster, and gangster of love!
