Kids Say the Darndest Things!

3.07.2006

Conversation.
Setting: Malach's Office
In the office we have Malach, and Malach Jr. (Jr). Malach is on the computer doing Fat Bug.

Jr: Daddy you drawing Fat Bug.
Malach: Yep.
Jr: Is that Slither?
Malach: Yep.
Jr: Is Slither dead?
Malach: . . .uh . . . no . .
Jr: Then why does he have X eyes?

Kids are so cute.

BTW, I still have not recieved verification e-mail form there stupid forum to harrass them, anyone else having the same issue? I am going to try to finish it tonight, but probably will be up tomorrow.

Malach's internet girlfriend.
Has updated her blog . . .sorry wife, I found the perfect woman.

The return of Crap Vacuum.
Has been a smashing success. I gotta get their page up on my site.

Sorry, about the misinformation . .
in yesterday's blog, but Murk and I are doing the podcast tomorrow, not today.

O MY GOD!
Guess what I found . . . .Scary huh? I can hear it know . . ."Dude can you make me a site."

New Articles from Malach.
At the Bristol MA Free Press, check it out. Also a quick one on Tuck's Talk.

An Interesting Link from Just Me.
This is always an interesting conversation and this could be a very controversial movie. Interestingly enough, for all his nuttiness, Jesus-is-savior.com, has some interesting stuff about this.

You are listening too . . .
Isle de Encanta, by the Pixies (there's your latin music Toyi), off the album Come on Pilgrim. Tomorrow we move onto Surfer Rosa. Can't you picture Palmer having these song stuck in his head?

Mr. Bonds I presume.
Well, this book should destroy the steroid era of major league baseball. I am going to defintely put this on my birthday list. Even the excerpts piss me off. All those records . . .

Lots of Deaths to Report.
Dana Reeve. A strong woman, and inspiration to many, and both a support system for her husband and a cancer fighter. Ali Farka Toure. A African, a bluesman, that would do many a bluesman proud. Kirby Puckett. Not only a very good baseball player, whose career was cut short, but a genuine great guy. Crap Vacuum actually has a Kirby Puckett song, I will have to see if they can get it to me. RIP to all.

Dick Cheney Says . . .
" . . no Nukes in Iran, or I'll shoot you in the face."

Wow, look at her.
She could kick your ass.

Interesting,
but more a reason to take out Google now!

And down with Ebay too.
It is no longer worth selling small scale of Ebay.

I WANT TO GOT TO EGYPT!
NOW!

Malach's quote of the Day.
Larry stop pointing that fucking gun at my dad! - Nice Guy Eddy; Reservior Dogs.

I am Malach, and I am pointing a rail gun at your mom.

4 comments:

YAY!

I got another e-mail today from the guy who sent me that link. It's all about the oil.

I'll pass it along for future conspiracy stories.

"Meeeeee annnnndd Mrs....Mrs Jones Mrs Jones Mrs Jones. Gotta thang....goin' onnnn" Ha! She would totally whip your butt!

Soooo...you need to try out
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/

http://www.apocalipsis.org/kjv.htm

http://www.fundamentalbiblechurch.org/Tracts/fbcdarks.htm

Here's two more for ya to ponder:

www.godhatesfags.com

www.godhatesamerica.com

You're going to love this good ole' boy!

I am checking these out tomorrow.