BRILLIANT! Part one and two.
Bug has release number 2 of 5 for 5 Notched Blades in a row, with episode 2.2?. Now if you are as me, you had a pretty good sense of deja vu, from this one. Ahh, the genius that is the BUG! BUG on the other hand does not see the brilliance of this move, and promises one extra Notched Blade. BRILLIANT!
Speaking if genius, Palmer has loaded up (can't get enough of his theme song, wait until you here the Notched Blade theme in the next podcast) episode 2.5 of Super Ned. Get this, it is Ned's to-do list! BRILLIANT!
Ahhh, that new car smell . .
what did I tell you yesterday, everything except Stool Sample Webcomics gives you cancer.
Those Danish Wussies.
Let those nutty muslims push you around.
The Iranian Bounty on Malach's Head.
Up t $14.02 after that comment.
So I was just saying the other day . .
there hasn't been a good post office shooting in a long time, not like the 80's.
So you like Bull fighting?
I wonder if any of Toyi's relatives were there, watch the video, pretty insane.
TO, TO, TO, TO!
Ahh, the circus begins. Hey TO, you think McNabb sucks? Have fun with Jake Plummer.
What?! WHAT?!
First gas now . . .
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith. - Northern Exposure.
I am Malach and I will fight a midget!
The Big Uncle Gorilla Challenge part the duece!
The Big Uncle Gorilla Challenge
5 Notched Blades in 5 days?
Well the first new Notched Blade is up (2.1), we'll see if BUG keeps his promise. I have yet to recieve the next episode.
Fat Bug.
I am super excited for Fat Bug. There are 29 panels in this comic, I finished 8 today as the wife is working late, probably do one or two more tonite. At this pace, it will be up by Friday the latest. We'll see. As for the image I showed you yesterday, I finished it up, check it out at left. Compare to the original, even the language, while mocking is similar. Sorry Tedzsee, but this one is HILARIOUS (and extra rude).
You are listening to . .
One more by Discount. This one is Age of Spitting. This one has quite a bit of Fugazi in it.
I don't know how many people this pissed off.
But this has me ripped.
Old people are funny.
Hehehehehehee.
Everything causes cancer.
It seem no matter what you do, your gonna get cancer. Well, it has been proven by all sorts of sources, Stool Sample Webcomics does not give you cancer, but it will give you an STD.
When they find bigfoot . .
how long before he is offered an NBA contract? (Hey idea for a Webcomic)
Wow!
So you think, when MohammedMan! makes his first appearance in JesusMan! Malach's Iranian bounty goes up?
Ok, I have avoid commenting on this one. . .
She is flipping tapped . . .And what the hell is she doing hanging our with Bryan Adams? Can anyone say Dana Plato part II?
Malach's Quote of the Day.
A religion that takes no account of practical affairs and does not help to solve them is no religion. - Mohandas Ghandi
I am Malach, and I am special.
A busy week in RubberSuit Studios upcoming.
Updates up the Wazzoo.
Where to begin. How about Fat Bug. His next episode, in which he lays waste to 81/2 by Eleven will be up by the end of the weekend at the latest. Mr. Rubbersuitman has finally submitted all the art, and it is loaded into the PC. One bucko also left them a message/warning in their forums. And becuase you are patient, here is a rough unfinished piece of art. Mr. Rubbersuitman copied 81/2's style to a T. Here's a Nillian/Leyla piece, compare it to the original. HOLY FUDGE THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! Pretty freakin' sweet no?
Now, for some bigger news. Notched Blade will have a 5 day in a row update this week to commemorate Super Bowl Sunday. BUG is making up for lack of updates.
And YET ANOTHER REAL WARS! has been posted. Brad, just Brad I guess does not realize we are not having a contest, and get this, the spelling in mostly right on this one.
All this adds up to a busy week at this site, never mind any other updates that might come along, or new items. Last time Fat Bug went up, we had our busiest week ever with more than 8000 unique vistors over the course of that month.
Most likely, also the new podcast will go up too.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind. - Beck
I am Malach and I see doody.
Information Overload!
Lots of Updates!
Let's see:
Real Wars, has been updated yet again, and if your anything like Dr. Murk, you are now changing your underwear! Ahh, War, Foreign Languages, and Abuse of grammar and spelling, does the world get any better?
Super Ned, has been updated. Palmer continues with the "journal" style of webcomics. Laziness or genius? My moneys on the later!
And Friday Night RPG Cartoons 1.5 is up. This one contains a quick reference to one of Fat Bug's favorite phrases, see if you can find it! Also has a sketch for the new Tuck's Team Logo in it. I did the logo today, check it out on your right. As for Fat Bug, he is coming along nicely and should be finished by next weekend. Fat Bug goes to town on 81/2 by Eleven, several lucky people got to see the raw art yesterday, and with out any dialogue, were rolling around laughing. If any bucko feels brave, drop a warning on their forum. But be nice, rated G to the extreme.
Malach the Statzi
Ok, I was a little bored today, so I figured out what the most popular webcomic at this site is. I did this by dividing their unique visitor by the number of days they have been live. All numbers are close approximations. Here goes.
1. JesusMan!: Not surprising it is number one, it is surprising by how far it is number one by. JesusMan! also has a sizable following prior the the web so this might help. Averages 27+ unique visitors per day
2. The Wraith: This was not that surprising either after thinking about it, they have the most incoming links. 19+ unique visitors per day.
3. Fat Bug and REAL WARS!: Fat Bug does not surprise and I fully expect Fat Bug to hit the number one spot next year, too many people link to it, and this also had a sizeable following pre web. REAL WARS surprised me, might be becuase it is new, or that it is Dr. Murk Approved. 15+ unique vistors per day.
4. Political Turmoil : This was a bit surprising, though I get a lot of search hits for political cartoons, gonna have to make some more I guess. 13+ unique visitors per day.
5. The log jam of Friday Night RPG Cartoons, Ned the Series, Notched Blade, and Star Crossed Lovers. They were all in the 12+ vistors per day range.
6. Sprite Worlds That Combine And Stuff and Marvel Parody. with 11+ daily unique visitors. Pretty good for Marvel Parody as it only has 2 episodes.
7. New West. Hey Hex, imagine if you did updates on this? 6 unique vistors per day.
For the creators of these works, this site averages around 210 unique visitors per day, so you can see what percentage of them you draw.
You are listening too . . .
More Discount, this time the ditty Hit. Trust Malach on this one, pick up Crash Diagnostic, you won't be disappointed.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
I AM COO COO FOR COCO CRISP! Actually this is a good replacement for Damon. 25 (to Damon's 32). better defensively, similar batting numbers (Damon's slightly better). There is nothing but up for Crisp, Damon on the other hand . . .
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Dreams they complicate my life. - Micheal Stipe.
I am Malach, and I am ca ca for coo coo crisp.
Early blog today Buckos!
It's FNRPGC Night!
That's right, I will be leaving soon to Dr. Murk's Mansion, for Friday Night Role Playing! Which means you might get some Friday Night RPG Cartoons!
REAL WARS! 1.6 has also been published.
Also, check out Tuck's Team.com, not much there yet, but leave them a nice note on their blog, let them know someone is checking the site out. Site should be finished mostly in a couple of weeks.
Nazi Germany Alive and Well . .
in Dearborn, Mich.
Reinstated?
What, you mean all those wolves I shot last week . . . Uh Oh!
Now this will be interesting.
How long before they require smokers to carry haz mat licenses?
This is also Interesting.
Granted, there is no definitive answer, but there is a perpoderance of non-christian evidence that Jesus did exist, at least as a human being. We could get into a nice long debate about the creation of the Godhood of Christ by St. Paul, but why when you can just go here and here for that.
MRS. DR. MURK!!!
Are you ok? Put the knife down!
Malach's Quote of the Day
Laughter is the only tranquilizer without any side effects - A sign out side a Episcopal Church, in Acushnet MA. (I did not say it made sense)
I am Malach, and I am the Aquamarine Power Ranger.
More New Stuff.
New Fiction.
RubberSuit Studios is proud to announce one of our new feature. Or first fiction hosting is now up, The Prelude for Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes (yeah were all about the long titles recently), by Twisted Darkness. Already getting some rave review by those myspace freaks who frequent my Myspace account (BTW, still seeking friends). Check out Lying as I am calling it for short, and tell me what you think in our forums. Got a pretty good critique from Dr. Murk, who's a damn good writer himself.
You are listening too . ..
Math Won't Miss You, by the VERY underated Discount, off the album Crash Diagnostic. Had a ton of EP's and 7", and basically, Crash Diagnostic (2000) was their only full length album, and then they broke up, or stopped making music around 2002. It is a bit unfortunate, they have this Throwing Muses, Pixies, Punk, Pop, Sleater Kinney, early 80's Billy Bragg style punk. I will play 3 or 4 off this one. Available at Amazon cheap, pick it up, won't be disappointed.
OOOOHHH FUUUUUDDGGGEEEE (Lug nuts, fly, breifly sillhouetted in the street lamp, figure that reference out)
Well, there goes the neighborhood. These guy make the Taliban look like Zoobilee Zoo.
WOW!
That is about the smartest thing I think Dubya's ever said.
Ok, now tell me this . .
Why not invest all this money in new fuel alternatives?
Al Sharpton, Shut Up!
You've done more to ruin Blacks and Black Culture, and you are one of the people the episode was aimed at. If the Boondocks pissed you off, it was supposed too, watch the episode, learn something, and dump the freaking pompoudor!
So not only can to molest children in Bharain . .
You can cross dress as well, what a country.
Ok, Micheal Vick . ..
In the real world, only criminals and nuts wave guns at teens in front of a McDonald's, but I get, he's just misunderstood, kind of like you were, when people thought you were a good quarterback.
It's only 1/3 of an inch long,
BUT AS WIDE AS A SOUP CAN!
HEY SUPERSTAR!
CHECK OUT THIS ARTICLE!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"George Bush giving tax cuts is like Jim Jones giving Kool-Aid. It tastes good but it'll kill you." - Al Sharpton
I am Malach and todays blog was a bit Ranty was it not?
More News!
Just recorded the next podcast.
Yes, thats right, just finished recording the latest Murk and Malach Radio Show, and I must first inform you this one will clock in at around 2 hours. It is the 2005 year in review, with a VERY SPECIAL guest interview.
Also tomorrow, we will premier the prelude to our new fiction piece, Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off, by Twisted Darkness, stay tuned.
Hmm, interesting . .
yet another prediction by the All Powerfull Malach. I also think I saw somewhere the Donald (Rumsfeld that is) denying the report.
OH MY GOD!
That fat Penn Brother died! What color was he in Pulp Fiction?
It was nice while it lasted.
You can kiss Pixar goodbye.
The Stewie Show.
Is it just me, or can your spell o-v-e-r-e-x-p-o-s-u-r-e too?
So the Mormon Church has a president?
What do you think the Scientologist have? An Alchemist? A Necromancer?
MEET THE NEW BOSS!
SAME AS THE OLD BOSS! Man I should right a Book of Revelations.
Is there anything that Kayne West won't do?
He's such a nut.
Black Hole!
Yeah, wait until the next podcast, we dent up someone's hole real good!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Cover me Porkins - Star Wars, part IV.
I am Malach and I am a hole denter.
Done with the Sissy blogs.
At least until Valentines Day.
New article about my episodic canvases style/theory at comixpedia.org. Check it out.
Murk and I will be recording our next podcast tomorrow. It will be a "Year in Review". We are still working on our celebrity guest. Murk and I will also be dicussing some further business ventures.
Our daily unique visitor has consitently passed 200 per day for the past week, and we are now getting a higher percentage of visitors staying longer than a minute (90+%).
Fat Bug is coming along nicely and should be finished by the end of next week the latest. While you on that page, check out some of the ads. It is set for mature. ENLARGE YOUR PENIS! BEST ORGASMS EVER!
You are Listening too . .
Beautiful, by Dovetail Joint. Dovetail is a interesting band, that had some minor hits a few years ago. They in that grungy punk vein, and make some high quality music. Nothing mind blowing, but I enjoy them.
Wow .. .
Hey, you can buy Rubbersuit Studios.com for for $250,000
Or should that be, humans more like chimps?
So what do the Creationist have to say about that?
Oh, please . . . no.
But the man did have a moustache like a Titan.
Outsourcing torture?
Well why not, we outsourced many of our skilled jobs under Bush.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. - Mark Twain
I am Malach and I challenge you to a duel.
Happy Birthday part II, Superstar
Yet another sappy blog.
Once again wishing my gorgeous wife a Happy Birthday since today is officially her birthday, you should do the same. Also another song for You are listening to . . in dedication. Ice Cream, by Sarah McLachlan. This was our cake cutting song at our wedding.
The best name in Webcomics since Palmer's crap.
Stool Sample Webcomics would like to officially announce Sprite Worlds That Combine And Stuff (SWTCAS) as the newest edition to our ever growing family. It's creator PsYcHOuT can be contacted via our forums. SWTCAS is a eccentrically funny romp through video games, and video game characters, with intermission of other webcomics thrown, should be interesting.
Also, since I have had a lot of interest in submitting stuff here, I made a policy page.
Also, we have another new partner blog, and by far the sexiest blogger I have ever seen. Check her out.
More stuff you might have an interest in.
The Pope updated his blog today. And as ever can the man spin a yarn. Also, our friend, Mr. Tooserious not only updated his blog, he did 2 of them. My God, I almost joined him in death.
BuzzComix buttons.
They still work, they are just showing up as errors. They are above the blue ones. Here is my rant. Hey Buzz. You are the number one webcomics listing site. WHY DO YOU HAVE SERVER ISSUES TWICE A MONTH. DUMP YOUR PROVIDER!
Let's go for the obvious jokes ..
Slippery When Wet? They were Livin' on A Prayer. I 'm Cowboy, on Steel Horse I Ride! Yeah I went there. Hope none of them broke a hip.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
He has the mustache of a titan! - The Tick.
I am Malach and I give love a bad name.
Happy Birthday Superstar
Thank you.
Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife (it is tomorrow, but I am anal about wishing it right at 12AM). You are my life. Over all these years, I still get chills when I see you. I still think about you constantly. I am still infatuated with you. You are my princess, the air I breath, the giver of life, and my soulmate. Always and forever. Star Crossed Lovers is dedicated to you as is my life. I love you.
Wish her a happy birthday!
You are Listening too . .
If you do not know what you are listening too, you have real problems, this is also dedicated to Supestar.
New Shtuff.
Tomorrow, Stool Sample Webcomics, will be appearing yet another hosted webcomic, by a creator known as Psych Out! In addtion sometime in the next few days, we will also have a piece of fiction by a person calling themselves Twisted Darkness. Stay Tuned.
ReInventing Webcomics.
My latest essay on Webcomics is up at Hill TV. Check it out.
That fraud of a team, the Denver Broncos.
Nice to see the Steelers dismantle the Broncos. Did exactly what the Pats did, except did not turn the ball over.
MATTHEW THORTON SMITH!
Contact me!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. - Jack Handey
I am Malach, and I cannot sleep, cause clowns will eat me.
"Expect Crap Soon!"
Palmer is a man of his word.
Check out his latest crap, Super Ned 2.2. Evidently we are being treated to Ned's journal now. As for other Stool, Bug e-mailed me and told me to expect some more Notched Blade soon (gotta make him a theme song).
ReInventing Webcomics.
I sent Hill TV, Chapter Three about an hour ago, should be up soon.
You are listening too . .
Summertime Rolls, Jane's Addiction. Those of you not familiar with Jane's Addiction (another site I have a higher Alexa ranking then), I really don't know what to say to you besides where have you been hiding for the past 15 years?
This is off Nothing's Shocking. By far Jane's two best Albums are this one and Ritual De Lo Habitual, kind of diffcult to pick one. Malach discoved Jane's back in 1989.
Reasons for posting the song, I am a bit down today, and this reminds me of one of the best times of my life. Perhaps it will chase away those winter blues.
Funny phrases used to find this website through search engines.
Some are obvious, some not so.
hate lazy town sporticus hate sites
spaghetti backfield ny jets
3 day stool sample
call to stool what does it mean
daily b oys sample video
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stool deordorant
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teach my ass sample videos
was dog the bounty hunter a pro wrestler
science podcast penis mp3
webcomic dildos
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lazytown erotic
eddie guerrero neopet layouts
i are the jesusman
micheal irvin clowns like a jackass
national seamstress association
lazytown porn
This is only a small sampling! So two conclusions, there are a lot of disappointed visitors. A lot of weirdos come here.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am a Bearded Lady - Choas Dragoon
I am Malach, and I shave on occasion.
Wilson Picket RIP
To many deaths recently.
There were few like him, and noone in todays popular music comes close. Wilson Picket dead at the age of 64. Check the brother out.
More Fan Art, and some updates.
Got a sweet pic of the Wraith, by previously unknown Bucko "Black Jack Mulligan". Nice job, in our Fan Art Page. Really nice B&W.
REAL WARS! is now a Dr. Murk's World approved webcomic (award up soon). And to quoth Dr. Murk "What the F*ck is the Drivel?". I am also gonna start randomly posting links to it in Conservative forums, and perhaps the White House Forum, followed by JesusMan! at all the Christian forums (New Missions?)
Fat Bug is about 70% complete.
And Just Me, send me what you want to send me how ever you feel like it, I will put it up on the fan art page too.
MATTHEW THORTON SMITH, IT HAS BEEN AWHILE, CONTACT ME!
Free Willy CIX.
Blimey, I think he's just there for the fish and chips . . . or perhaps the polluted water.
MMMM, Pork Chops.
Here piggy piggy.
Have you read the stats on this thing?
Earth to the Moon in 9 hours, Jupiter in about a year!
Ahh Cuba . .
So how many defectors you think? And Castro, die already, I want my Carribean Las Vegas back!
Hey Ratsy.
Where's you blog on this. Honestly the Vatican accepted the Theory of Evolution a while ago.
Malach's rediculous site of the second.
http://www.usarps.com/site/index.php
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
As predicted in Malach blog from early November . . . . He's back. Ecstatic. What is Wendy Nix's husband gonna do now?
Malach's Quote of the Day.
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy. - Jack Handey.
I am Malach, and I have 2 fans, perhaps three that send me stuff.
Webcomics Galore!
2 new updates!
With Palmer's good(?) news from yesterday, comes two new updates for today! Evidently Brad, just Brad is inspired and sent me a new REAL WARS comic (1.5), which is up now. I also added a little banner to sex up his section of Stool Sample Webcomics, incorporating one Brad already sent.
Also, after about a month wait, the new Wraith has been loaded (4.1). I am really starting to get a hang of the coloring and this little episodic style I have been experimenting on. My next ReInventing Webcomics Article will be about that experiment.
Fat Bug (Destroys 8 1/2 by Eleven) is almost completely inked and soon will be turned over to me to work some further magic on it.
Also don't forget. We host your webcomics. You want something up, and want some exposure, choose us. We don't limit what you can load (file size or subject matter). Contact me.
Heroscape update.
Played a three person game with one set and expansions, went real well, everyone had fun. I REALLY RECOMMEND THIS GAME!
Your are listening to . .
The last Jeff Buckley song for now. Still off the album Grace, this is his most famous song (or at least his biggest hit), Last Goodbye. I am not usually one who gets too emotional over songs, but this is one of them. Beautifully sad and depressing song, and Buckley's vocals make it all the more. This song really shows his vocal range. Send this song to someone who dumped you, or for that matter to dump someone.
So after I got my new lips . .
I decided to smoke them off my face.
Daylight Savings.
So they got us all. Here is my rant for the day. Daylight Savings serves no purpose, but to provide the electric companies a few extra hour of kilowatt usage. See short and sweet.
HOLY CRAP!
So you think them's good eating?
So Uncle Sam wants to know the Porn sites I hang out at?
This is kind of fishy, keep and eye on this.
Hmmm . .
How long before Disney screws this up?
Reason number 123 Malach will never live in the former Soviet Union.
Brrrrr!
HAHAHAHA you Myspace Numbnuts!
"We wont change anything" yeah right! REVOLT SLAVES! DOWN WITH MYSPACE! Yes I know I have an account, look what I use it for.
Malach's Quote of the Day!
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. - Jack Handey.
I am Malach and I am a cheap date.
A public service annoucement
Palmer has Spoken.
Palmer, the brainchild behind the Palmers World Brand (gotta love the theme music) sent me a e-mail today stating there will be some new Super Neds, they will be is a slightly different style, and to "Expect pages of crap soon!". YAY!
As for other webcomic in the Stool Sample Family . . .The Wraith, cross my fingers should be up tomorrow, the art is looking special on this one. Also Fat Bug destroys 8 1/2 by Eleven is mostly drawn and inked and should be seeing light in a couple of weeks at the latest.
At least this one not a porn star.
As those that follow my blog know, I went to grammar and secondary school with Mrs. Nicole Ferreira, but Malach, through the power that is the internet also found another former classmate (no, not a porn model). Dave Tata. Malach and Dave were fairly good friends and graduated college in the same year, lost touch and lookee here, animator for one of my favorites, Home Movies. I sent him a e-mail, we'll see if he responds (his site hasn't been updated since 2004 so I really don't know if the e-mails even accurate). Hey Dave if you reading this, contact me, well get together for lunch or something.
As for old friends I am still trying to find . . . . MATTHEW THORTON SMITH, where are you. We need to reconnect!
Heroscape.
A three person test run this time. Tons of fun. Check it out.
Minimum Security RPG's.
Are mostly up and running, check em out.
My gut, the Final Fronteir . .
Dude, I got a charity you can send the money too . . . The put Malach's Kids Through College Charity!
Ok, the only thing I care about in this article . . .
At the bottom, Futurama making a comeback???? To quote an old Professor . . ."Good News Everybody!"
Joey The Clown.
Did I say something funny? Am I a clown to you?
Where the f*ck do we find these people?
And why are the leaders? Hey numbnuts. You city is 30' below sea level.
Wow . .
Next thing they will tell us is that jumping off a 80 story building is bad for you health.
Wait until you see their kids!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"Friends! Help! A Guinea pig tricked me!" - Dr. Zoidberg (sticking with Futurama references).
I am Malach and I have never been tricked by a Guinea pig, yet.
New Stuff!
Stool Sample Webcomics is proud to announce . . .
The edition of a new webcomic into our family. REAL WAR! by Brad, just Brad (AKA Naruko from our Forums), a young bucko has tried his hand at webcomics. He has created a politically slanted(albeit slightly delusional) adventure fantasy, that must be seen. Watch as this young buck inproves upon it with every publish! Episode 1.1 through 1.4 are uploaded! You may also contact Brad, or critique his stuff in our forums in which there is a REAL WAR! thread.
You are listening to . . .
Some more Jeff Buckley this time a slower song, that shows his vocal prowess. A remake of a Leonard Cohen (an amazing songwriter in his own right) classic, many might be familiar with this song from the Shrek Movies
Birds are very symbolic in my art work.
But this one takes the cake. You think he's a talker in bed?
Impotency Drugs . ..
Can make you blind according to a recent study. But, for some of you, that is not nessecarily a bad thing, I've seen your partners. Some of you would welcome the blindness. At least your will still have a 4 hour hard on.
Ireland . . .
Back in the day, when the world was small, and few travelled the globe, there was an island kingdom called Ireland . . . Imagine the inbreeding . .
Hmmm.
How long before this puppy appears on Ebay?
Smart Guy,
To bad he's going into one of the worst situations in the NFL.
Those Steelers fans . .
They are worse than Red Sox Fans.
One more thought on the Pats loss . .
As a long time Red Sox fan, and if any of you are think of this. This Pats loss has made you realize what it was like to the the 2004 Yankees.
Klimt.
Lucky lady, Klimt did some cracka lackin' stuff.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
wolloybullabulbualalalala - Malach Jr, after a request for a funny quote from me.
I am Malach and I am the King of Ireland.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Happy MLK day Buckos.
I don't need to tell you, that Martin Luther King Jr. was a great man. What he did, for not only Black America, but civil and human rights for all, cannot be compared to. I am not sure how many are familiar with the MLK assassination, but that particular political killing is even more screwed up the the JFK one.
I don't know how many of you are watching Boondocks, but last nights episode was one of the most amazing and powerful TV experiences I have ever seen. In the episode, a alternate reality is present where Dr. King, never died but went into a 40 year coma, to awaken in the year 2000. How happy he is to see the freedoms that have been provided his people, but how disgusted he is with how their freedom has been used and how almost cartoonish American Black culture has become. It hit an amazing nerve. Watch the repeat of it 1/21 at 11:00PM, Cartoon Network.
The Wraith.
Has been slow going as the wife has been using the computer every night for the past week for work, should be done soon hopefully.
New Webcomic?
Possibly, a cut and paste political fantasy, by the Bucko Naruko. I am about 85% sure you will be seeing it here soon.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr. (Perhaps my favorite of his quotes as it is very relevant today)
I am Malach, and I have soul.
KEVIN THE GREAT NUMBER ONE BUCKO!
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
I am being stalked by the "Kevin the Great" a member of the CZC Forums. Mr. the Great feels I spend entire too much time on the computer doing stuff no one ever sees, like comics about Jesus and stuff. He also feels I am forsaking the real world. We buckos, I have seen the light. So I won't any longer be hurting my wife and kids by ignoring them for the computer, I have decided to kill them as the only get in the way of my computer time.
And since I am the only one who ever sees this stuff, I put up some new fan art on the fan art page. I made a pic of Mr. Rubbersuitman!
Dr. Murk always says the right things.
Murk has a bit of an essay on the Pats loss. Good reading.
The Colts game.
It is nice to see, that Peyton Manning is still the modern era's Dan Marino, and I love the Manning face he gives when he loses these big games. As for the Steeler, Cowher should be fired for the crap he pulled with 1:03 left. ASSHOLE, take a knee. As for the Vanderjerk miss, it could not happen to a better guy. Besides another Pats Superbowl, that was the best thing I could have seen. He's another guy I like to cold clock.
Jesus and Anne Rice.
Ma gave me the Anne Rice Jesus Book
You are Listening too . . .
More Jeff Buckely, Grace off the album of the same name. Again, Buckley put modern singer songwriters to shame (except perhaps Lauren Hill). Listen up, and dump Dave Matthews, John Mayer, and whomever else the record industry pushes down your throat.
Malach's Quote of the Day
That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! - Ralph Wiggum
I am Malach, and I am telling you to burn things!
There's always next year.
Still my pick to win it all in XLI
Uncharacteristic sloppy play did them in. Too bad. I can still remember when they were the laughing stock of the NFL. Watch out next year. Well Murk and I are now 5 and 1. 4 turnovers are too impossible to overcome. So now I will pick the Colts to win it all.
Updates:
The Angry Piper found a special old episode of a one shot Sydney Slasher Comic from 1988 or so. The Sydney Slasher One Shot can be found at the bottom of the Misc. Debris home page under the Olde JesusMan link.
There is also a new Friday Night RPG Cartoons loaded. Episode 1.4. I used the new scanner on this one, hence the images are much more clear.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different. - Jack Handey
I am Malach and I am a PATRIOTS fan!
Some new stuff.
Updates.
There are 6 count 'em 6 new page of Star Crossed Lovers up. Pages 22 - 27 are there for your perusal. Star Crossed lovers has perhaps 5 pages left to publish and will be coming to a permanent close soon.
There will also probably be a new episode of Friday Night RPG Cartoons tonight or tomorrow.
You may notice as you cruise around the site, I made some adjustments to the pages to make the site easier to navigate. This site has a 182 pages (yeah surprised me). What I did was make every comic accesible from the Stool Sample Webcomics Main Page, and I also add a little navigation key to the main pages of each webcomic with buttons that lead back to the Stool Sample Page, our forum, this blog, and our shop, as well as each having the main navigation bar at the bottom of the page. This should stop people from getting stuck.
Webcomic Review- This Comic Sucks
I went through about 120 pages of the Webcomic This Comic Sucks today while it definitely did not suck, it was not great either. A long running series from about 2002 has a fairly sizable following. It is your typical 4 - 6 panel newspaper, slice of life, style comic, that tries to make comedy about pop culture, movies, politics occasinally, etc. It also tries to be a bit over the top at times. I find that mostly it does not work. I did not laugh at one strip though it was a bit entertaining. It is not something I would bookmark, nor probably read again though. It suffers from many of the things I have described in ReIventing Webcomics. It seems at one time this was put up to be an anti-webcomic and still tries to be but at this is miserably fails. It is now like every other webcomic out there. Example, there is a talking piece of feces in the strips, but the characters plays too much of the cute anime beast (which in actuality it is making fun of). I've seen talking shit before, much more entertaining. It also has a attached blog which mainly bitches about how much of a pain in the ass it is to keep the strip on schedule.
On the plus side, the art in the most recent episodes is slick (even though VERY simplistic), the compostion is standard, so the strip is easy to follow. The comedy is low brow, so if you like that stuff, you might like this, even though I found it very over played.
Over all, it does not get the Malach seal of the approval, but I have seen much worse stuff.
Ahh the Pope!
I love his blog! And it was updated today too!
Good job Choas!
On being the first to complete this mission (Page 2 last entries). Need more buckos to do this so get to it!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry.
I am Malach and I have the highest murder rate in the country.
The Remodel part the first
Living room is done.
Well besides curtains and some further decorating. Take a look
Before:
After:
As you can tell, the previous owners were extra fond of green. This room is pretty large (22' by 16') but it only took me and the wife maybe 8 hours to paint. Yes, those are all cd's. The top was painted a yellow white, which was a bit yellower than the original, and the bottom a light coffee color. You can click them for larger images. Next stop the kitchen!
Check out the Palmer's World theme music.
Palmer's World has new theme music, check it out! (let the page load)
Some new missions.
Go here and here and write some reviews for this site and Hill-TV.
This is one of the reasons I hate religious fanatacism.
Mohammed would be so proud. A Jesus would be extra pround of this moron.
Joey Porter is also a Moron.
This is about the most unintelligent thing he has ever said, and that is kind of hard to do.
You are listening too . .
Eternal Life, Jeff Buckley. Buckley is absolutely amazing and and dies way before his time. The best singer song writer of the past 20 years, and puts this garbage out today to shame (ie Dave Matthew, John Mayer, etc, etc.). Some of you might be familiar with Bucklet's stuff, and I will spend the next several days with him. His biggest and perhaps ony hit was Last Goodbye from 1993's opus Grace. You might also recognize his remake of Hallelujah, originally by Leonard Cohen (off the Shrek II soundtrack). Buckley untimely death from drowing occured in 1997 before the completion of his second album which was released posthumously Sketches (For My Sweetheart the Drunk)
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war." --Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Aug. 22, 2005 (and this guy ran for president, several times!
Webcomic reviews begin tomorrow!
I am Malach and my sweetheart is a drunk!
Back online
Connection is back at work.
It only took 10 days (damn non-profits!). I have now opened the forum rpgs. So if you have already posted a character, you have until tomorrow to change it, other than that join at your leisure.
This should be the last abbreviated blog, and I should go back to the old format. I will start reviewing webcomic. If you have a new webcomic, send it to me, in the very least you will get quick link.
Lookee what I found!
Murk is the enemy of a lot of local gangs, so I suppose this is a warning to him. Don't you fear as Murk knows that Gun Fu crap.
And yes, Murk does smell nice. A mix of Myhr and Patchouli and stale cigarettes. MMMMM Yummy!
As for the 286 AD birth, I think that is not accurate.
Updates.
The Wraith is 50% done. I was gonna surprise the Buckos, but Malach has purchased a new scanner, so the images should come out a bit cleaner. Malach is going to be getting a Tablet also.
Fat Bug is 25% done. Mr. RSM tells me it is all sketched and mostly drawn.
Interesing tidbits for this site:
Hits since opening (March 2005): 1.35 million
Top 5 Most Popular Pages (in Order):
The Forum
This Blog
The Main Page
JesusMan!
Stool Sample Webcomics
Top 20 Key Word Hits:
rubbersuit
rubbersuit studios
jesusman
logos
kelly the ball girl
allison randall
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stool sample webcomics
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prank call of cthulhu
novafan8311
super ned
razzle berry dressing
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stool sample blog
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Top 10 hits from links eminating from other sites (not counting search engines):
Cartoon Orbit: The Complete Guide
Czone Central
Buzzcomix
Megatokyo
RubberSuit Studios Myspace
Adult Swim
Webcomics List
Hill TV
The Angry Piper
Comixpedia.org
Malach's Quote of the Day.
When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. - Jack Handey. (BTW Malach is more of a Manet fan.
I am Malach, and I like internet statistics!
And he's and interior decorator too?!?!?
Yes Darling, I am . . .
The wife and I are begining the remodleing process of the new house. We have spent the past couple of night finishing up the living area (mainly painting and stripping god awful fugly wall paper). I will post some pics when it is mostly finished.
Sorry Buckos . .
My internet connection has been down at work, so this blg has suffered and the forum as well. The Forum RPG's will also be on hold until it is fixed also.
The Stone.
The latest chapter (3) of the stone is published at Hill-TV. EXCELLENT FICTION. Elias (the Author is looking for comments nand critiques. He has a thead in our forum.
You are listening too . .
Torture, by John Spencer Blues Explosion. JSBE is another band highly influential on a lot of other bands, but less than popular. Mainly becuase of their Avant Gardeesque music and song. Take a listen to this song, and visit their site to get your eyes opened.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you. - Peter Griffin
I am Malach and I must go join the Painting Party!
Make War not Love!
How to wage war the Hill-TV/RubberSuit Studios way.
I have had a few people inquire about join the war. So I have put together a little war instruction manual for those of you who have questions.
What is this War?
We are at war with the Internet monopolies, for a good essay on what this war is about, click me. Additionally the Third Option Media podcast which will be up soon, will describe the war in detail.
OK, I want to fight!
First you must be initiated. You must follow the musing at Hill-TV and Stool Sample Webcomics. Check our War Update often, do some missions (January's to be up soon), join our forum to keep up to date with all our happenings, including WikiBombs and Operation F.A.T.B.U.G, join the Buckos Brigade, stake our your territory. And monitor our allies! Drop in on Dr. Murk and come to this blog everday! Vote for our webcomics (to the right), and if you are brave enough send stuff to me or the Generalisimo to post and host for you. A last but certainly not least, listen to the Murk and Malach Podcast.
WHY?
To free your self from the shackles put on you by MSN, Google, Webcomic hosting sites, Wikipedia, etc, etc.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks. - Jack Handey
I am Malach, I am a freedom fighter!
Cut That Meat!
Those Manning boys cannot win a meaningful game.
Nice to see that the gene pool is shallow in Manning Country. I'd also like to point out that Murk and Malach are 100% accurate so far with out latest NFL Playoff podcast predictions. You can access the mp3 here or the real media file here. True we disagreed on the Skin's/TB game, but that was basically a wash between the two. Our Nostrodamian football powers are scary are they not.
Guest Artist.
Alison Randall has added some new pieces to her gallery. Awesome, very Lovecraftian pieces. FYI they are for sale, and you can contact Allison about that.
The Wraith.
The Wraith is about 25% complete and should be done by Sat. at the latest. The series is going to be taking an even more mysterious occult angle. As for Fat Bug, Mr. Rubbersuitman tells me the sketches are almost finished, and you will probably get that in 2 weeks. 8 1/2 by Eleven will be the new target, and there will be new missions posted in our forums in a bout a week to do against that comic.
Heroscape fans.
As you know, Malach has become a HUGE Heroscape
You are listening to . .
More Jesus and Mary Chain, this time a older song, called Head On. Pixies fans will recongnize this gem the Pixies remade in the early 90's. I LOVE THIS SONG.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. - Jack Handey
I am Malach and I am a Football Guru!
Real Quickly
Dadada DAH!
OLD SCHOOL! And I might also point out that Malach got the Skins win right over Dr. Murk in our podcast (the only game we disagreed on). Pats are back.
Oh and in yesterdays blog, Belichick left us a message. And thanks to Just Me for the e-card celebrating National Flatulence Day.
Malach's Quote of the Day . . .
Winning is a great deodorant - John Madden
I am Malach and I always wear deodorant.
You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine . .
RIP Lou Rawls.
Lou Rawls, one of the most amazing R&B voices ever passed away today at 72. He is most famous for that 70's R&B classic, you'll never find. Check out his website, and pay tribute.
NEW Murk and Malach Radio Show.
Our NFL prognostication show is up, both mp3 and .rm versions. If you do not like football, stay with it, it is funny, we interview someone special, and you can hear Murk and I belt out the Carpenters at the very end. There is also a psychotic commercial for Palmer's World mixed in there, and a contest.
Thanks for the webcomic links.
Thanks buckos, reviews will be going on soon. Give me some more.
Only a Pats fan would get this joke.
So, if the Patriots win another Super Bowls, does Moe Lewis get in the Hall of Fame?
As I left work today . .
They were fixing our internet connection . . . .YAY!
You are listening to . .
Reverance, by the Jesus and Mary Chain (JAMC). JAMC is one of those highly influential bands, that influence music genre, but never makes it mainstream. Amazing stuff, pushing forward dark, industrial, underground, garage rock. William and Jim Reid are the two brothers responsible for most of their stuff. If nothing, pick up there 21 Singles album to get a good history of their music and sound.
Reverance is a dark spooky song, don't run away. For some further info check out their site above or their Wikipedia entry.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
It is what it is. - Bill Bellichick.
I am Malach, and I am the reincarnation of Jimmy the Greek.
Vince Young, Heroscape, and JesusMan!
I am not a College Football fan . .
But I do watch 10 or so games a year. Last night, I did watch the National Championship, was a good game, but I still dislike college football.
What I did enjoy? Pete Carroll, giving those looks he used to give when he coached the Patriots, that "What the F*ck is going in, give me another joint look". Pete Carroll amuses me.
Now to Vince Young. Now that the whole world is gonna jump on the kids bandwagon, let me give you 2 names. Micheal Vick, and Cordell Stewart. What I have seen of Young, he the next one.
Speaking of Football, Murk and I recorded the next Murk and Malach Podcast, which should be up Friday. It is fairly long, but will need little editing. It is our NFL Playoff preview and predictions, so many of you buckos might not like it. Don't worry, it still has our "wit and humor". As for the Third Option Radio Show, that will take a bit more time.
Heroscape.
Murk and I also playtested this game. The consensus. AWESOME game. BUG you will love this game. If you are a Warhammer fan, this is new cheaper drug (I am talking to you Angry Piper). If you love Axis and Allies or Risk this is the next generation and gives you what these games are missing. Easy to set up, fun to play, not bogged down by exotic rules, but open enough to customize as you see fit. Think d20. Simple enough for an 8 year old to enjoy, but mutable enough for 4 30 year old to play non stop. If any of you remember the old Heroquest game, you will LOVE this. Two thumbs up, both Murk and Malach. If you would like to purchase this, use my Amazon search box, easy to find there, and cheap.
JesusMan!
The new one is up. Episode 4.3, and the Rapture takes an even weider turn. Enjoy Buckos.
Check this out.
Since the Internet is down at work, and there are tons of Bibles lying around the place, so I have been reading some of the more obscure stuff, especially in the Old Testament. Got some nice webcomic inspiration. Really check out some of the less famous stuff, it makes you wonder what some of these guys were smoking. And Revelations, the whole study of it is bull. Read it, and pull what ever the Hell you want out that. I reads like a Beck song. Oh and new song for this blog tomorrow.
Lest you forget. .
I HATE WEBCOMICS! Prove me wrong!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song. - Jack Handey
I am Malach, and I READ the Bible.
I hate webcomics . . .
Well at least 99% of them.
Change my mind, send me links to your webcomics. I want to see the new and old stuff. Not only will I look at them, I will rate them, give you a free link, and If I like them enough, put you on my links page. Send them to me. Even if they are not yours.
With that being said. . .
JesusMan! is about 90% finished and will be up by the end of the week, if I can rest the computer from my wife.
Alexa Rank.
Popped up another 3,000 places. We are getting alot of new viewers, we'll see if they stay.
Sorry about the recent short blogs.
1. Been really busy
2. Internet Connection is down at work (I do most of my blog prep work there, ie new research).
Podcast.
Recording the next Murk and Malach Show in about a hour. One warning, this will be about the NFL playoffs.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Rashes come from bad hygiene, all right? So what you've gotta do, whenever you go to a public restroom, and you sit on a toilet seat, put the toilet seat cover down. And if they don't have them there, manufacture one out of toilet paper, or your shirt, or your socks. Anything to cover the seat. - Coach McGuirk, Home Movies
I am Malach, the God of Toilet Seats
Goals for the New Year.
I don't do Resolutions.
Some goals for RubberSuit Studios. Let see how well we do some time in July.
1. Finally publish Stool Sample Webcomic Collection Vol I. I swear it is close to being finished I just dropped the ball on this one.
2. Start a new internet business venture
3. Along with our allies, usurp the big internet guys or at least piss em off.
4. Get some t-shirts done. (I am visting my homies at Hemlock Ink somtime this month.)
5. 2,000,000 hits by May.
6. Get 50 members in our forum.
7. Be interviewed by some webcomics site.
You are listening to . . .
Closer, by The Urge. In a very 311-esque vein, The Urge are a bit more bold with their sound, talented musically, and less trip hop. They are more similar to early 311, before they hit big, with a bit of punk thrash to them. They are kind of a mix of 311 , Fishbone, with a pinch of Rage Against the Machine. They have at least 5 albums to the credit. Take a listen.
This song is a bit softer and melodic, might play something else by them in a few days.
Finally the idiots at [adult swim] have done something right!
They put Home Movies on at a reasonable hour, now only if we can get new episodes of The Venture Bros. all will be well with the world.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery? - Dr. Venture
I am Malach and expert in the art of jackassery!
To beat the Man . .
You must infiltrate the man.
That right buckos, you heard it hear first, Malach has a myspace account (or has had one for a while now). Malach has decided to use it as a Billboard, so if you want Malach to add something to his billboard, contact him. You can find Malach's myspace here, if you want to be friends, just go about the usual business. Malach will put ANYONE on his friends list, as it just give more hits to RubberSuit Studios.
Good job buckos!
The Hill TV mission for December went better than I thought they would. Check em out. Oh and s4xton makes love to goats.
Bump those Webcomic buttons, new year!
Heroscape.
Well Malach playtested it yesterday. Pretty cool. If you like Warhammer
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? - Capt. Oveur, Airplane
I am Malach and I like movies about gladiators!
A New Year!
Welcome to 2006!
Welcome to 2006, March will mark the first full year of RubberSuit Studios. It have been an eventful year and we hope '06 is twice as good. Thanks Buckos!
Malach's New Years Resolution.
To stop making resolutions.
You are Listening to . . .
Welcome to the first 2006 edition of You are Listening to (YALT) . . .. If this is you first time joining us YALT is a little of section of my blog I update fairly frequestly (but not daily) with music you can listen to, and I also find link for you to purchase the music is is you desire. I will be highlight music you have never heard, artist that don't get the proper airplay, innovative artists, or non popular music by more popular artists. Sometimes I will play a song or two, by the artist, or on occasion spend a bit of time on an artist, their career, and styles of music. I might post an artist, then never post them again, or post them, and then post them several months later. I hope this is an effort to expose people to stuff the might have never heard.
Our first song for 2006 is Black Girls, by the Violent Femmes. You can get this song off their latest greatest hits album above, their 1993 greatest hits album Add It Up, or 1984's Hallowed Ground. If you have never seen a live Femmes show, see on before they die, very amazing.
Most of you I am sure are familiar with the Femmes, and expecially their hits of the early 80's. Well they did not disappear after that. They have gotten more experimental and avante garde since, and make some really amazing music. Black Girls is a old song, but has always been a fave of mine. Enjoy.
Updates.
I have the Latest JesusMan! about 50% done. Should be posted by the end of the week. For those with no patience here's a sneak peek. JesusMan! will definitely be getting a bit stranger.
Our Forum is going strong and Forum RPGs will begin soon, so sign up.
Murk and Malach Show will record this coming Wednesday.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I caught you a delicious bass - Napoleon Dynamite
I am Malach, and I must destroy Dr. Who!
