Got Hips like Cinderella . . .

3.16.2006

Must be shaking your good frame . . .
Got some updates.

First, he is coming, be afraid, VERY AFRAID. Of course Malach must point out he did the graphic. Good job Malach.

Second, I have finally loaded a Fan? Mail page, check it out. You too can be famous, send us some Fan? Mail.

Marvel Parody has been put on indefinite hiatus by Palmer. He cited :
I just wasn't satisfied
with any of the live action pictures I found of New York......so I
might do some handrawn thing that makes of anime fans....stay
tuned....?
What ever that means. Wait until Plamer sees his fan mail.

JesusMan! is close to fruition. Fri, Sat, or Sun.

Don't forget the forums.

You are listening too . . .
Tame, by the Pixies. Another of their weird sexual songs. This one reminds me of the wife, who is gone for the next few days at a conference. Speaking of cool music, check out the new song I loaded on my Myspace. Leonard Cohen fuggin rules.

EMO.
Very good article about what emo is. Back in my day Emo was cool, Fugazi, At the Drive In, Sunny Day Real Estate . . . and like everything else, it went POP!

Who wants to move to Iraq?
Between this and this, I bet it's a buyer market!

And to top off the whole shebang . .
Dubya's playing tough guy cowboy again!

Here a government organization that has too much power and needs to be reigned in a bit:
The FCC. Luckily they have not control over the internet, the fucking fuck fucks.

Why texting is evil.
It will kill you. Malach agrees with these thoughts on "texting" (thank you Boondocks):

Gin Rummy: Man, I don't get that.
Wuncler III: What?
Gin Rummy: That "texting" shit.
Wuncler III: What's wrong with texting?
Gin Rummy: Oh, you mean other than the fact that it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Who in their right mind would spend fifteen minutes trying to type some shit they could have called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs, which I just don't approve of. I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read something that a motherfuckker typed with his thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by somebody's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just n*gga technology, anyway.
Wuncler III: What'd you call it?
Gin Rummy: N*gga Technology. Technology for n*ggas, and don't start trippin' and shit, calling me a racist, because I don't mean "n*gga" in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody, of any race, can be an ignorant motherfucker.
Wuncler III: Shit, I be texting my ass of. Shit, bitches like texting. I be texting 'em all the time. Matter of fact, I also be texting my weed man, too, cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so I text him.
Gin Rummy: ...Case in point.

Thank you again Boondocks, and while your at it, check out todays comic about Myspace.

I know the problem here.
These people just have yet to witness the entertaining powers of Stool Sample Webcomics.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain! - Captain Murphy, Sea Lab 2021

I am Malach, and in my day, emo was goth.