Conspiracies, enormous heads, and the wife.

3.31.2006

Conspiracies . .
I have known the Angry Veteran for about 20 years. Not to give away any of his private info, but me and several others who know him, think he is a spy. You see, very smart, was deep into Military Intelligence during his service time, and he always ended up living in place where the "action" was going on (ie NYC after 911, sent me some nice overhead pic from a military helicopter). I think now it can defintely be proven. You see, the Veteran lives on the Left Coast, and last I saw him was around XMas time. And before the past couple of days, he had not posted to his blog since 12/1. He does that; disappears, we call them missions. So conviently he shows up one day after I posted something about kill George W. Bush. See he is a spy.

Enormous Heads.
Barry Bonds. Malach now needs to go on a rant. Finnally, the retard of Sports Commissioners, Bud Selig, is doing an investigation into steroids. Now check this out . . . the investigator: Former Senator George Mitchell. Mitchell works for the Boston Red Sox. Mitchell is also on the board of Disney. Disney which owns ESPN. ESPN who just paid bonds $4.5 million to create a Bonds Reality show. Anyone see a conflict of interest? To top it off, Mitchell has no subpeona power.

As for Bonds, I have been listening to the Bonds defenders, and here are the two idiotic defenses they use.

1. He has never tested positive, nor has he ever been found or seen with Steroids. IDIOT, he admitted under Oath to a Grand Jury, he took them.

2. This is a Racist investigation. This one really bothers me. Why? People say cause he is going to pass Babe Ruth? IDIOTS! Babe Ruth don't own the record. Hank Aaron, a black man, does. And to top it off, there are several investigations into Ruth's geneology . . . and there is significant evidence that Ruth had some black in him.

I wouldn't worry about it. Mitchell is being paid by MLB, he won't find anything significant.

MAN DOES THE BOY HAVE A HUGE HEAD!

The Wife.
You are listening too, Ana, the Pixies. Reminds me of the wife. The convo about Bossanova continues. I am relistening to it. You can hear some of the heavy influence this had on bands like Modest Mouse, and The Strokes, especially in this album.

Updates.
The Wraith 4.3 is released. I am not sure how the reaction to this one will be . . . it is very verbiose and setting up the upcoming story arc, which will take the Wraith into a very mystical and dark plot.

Crap Vacuum should have their latest song loaded tomorrow, I am still working on their website.

Global Warming.
Well someone's gotta die right? And in all honesty, I wouldn't mind the winters a bit warmer.

Oh Conde!
You came and you took without giving . .

CHUKACOND!
CHUCKACOND!

You fill in the rest . . .(Yeah pulling out old jokes)

So Jack Chick was right.
Mary is the Whore of Babylon. See she smuggles drugs.

Too bad.
They bought a tub that has a false story attached to it. Hey I can do this Jack Chick stuff too.

They gonna make him a Saint?
Wait until the find out about Super Mega Pope-atron! (Don't get it, read JesusMan!)

Malach's Quote of the Day.
“Jodie Foster may continue to outwardly ignore me for the rest of my life, but I have made her one of the most famous actresses in the world.” - John Hinkley Jr.

I am Malach, and I am a rock, I am a island.