Stool Sample Webcomics Presents

11.02.2005

The Portly Insect!!!
There will be a new title added to the Stool Sample Webcomics family soon, perhaps by the end of the month. It will be a huge surprise and be guarateed to be talked about in the webcomic community. It might get us sued (yeah like webcomic creators can afford lawyers). That is all I can say . . . soon my buckos, very soon.

Dr. Murk is getting ever closer to fixing that computer of his, hopefully sooner than later. RubberSuit Studios has a new feature. On the main page, below the RSS feed buttons is a e-mail sign up. You will get all your updates e-mailed if you sign up. Shockingly, 8 people have already signed up for it.

Hey Dubya, how about this guy for the Supreme Court.
Man those Mormons are NUTS. Any mean half the people in the world don't even want one wife.

Hey isn't this the same state where they want to ban Evolution?
OK, and it snowed here last Saturday . .

Damn you US Postal Service.
Actually, I kind of feel bad for them, as soon as we perfect teleportation, there will be no need for the USPS.

So, um, Denver is nice this time of year.
No really, you should see the Mountains.

And where your Catepillar science now Hillbilies?
And where does religion fit in in all of this?

Why Mental Illness, The Bible, and Dungeons and Dragons don't mix.
Now when you got to the world of the Red Dragons, what was then plan then shmeckle?

Damn you dangling straps!
Dangling straps were responsible for the Dark Ages, I'm telling you! And those damn Ruskies, can't do anything right (sorry old Cold War predjudices there, calm Malach, they are our friends now).

OK, know let me get this straight.
The man makes $20 million a year, lives perhaps and hour by limo to the nearest casino . . . I don't get it. Of course it is Gay-Rod. Perhaps it is just his way of consorting with the Peasants. Hey Gay-Rod, they don't give free makeup at those places.

EBAY!!!!
First, I fully expect the Chicago Bears to be on auction soon. Second, those bastards at EBay, deleted an auction I had for a 5 page website. Why? I put in the description that we could work out charges beyond the 5 pages after auction, there by breaking their "trying to make a buck without Ebay taking their cut clause". Eat me.

Fity Cent.
Now this is a man you should be taking political advice from.

Not bad for a absinthe addicted midget.
Henri . . . you beautiful dwarf.

Run out and buy your IPOD now!
Imagine if you will, a world where you can access from anywhere at anytime . . . school, work, a date . . . Nasty thought . . . whose gonna wanna borrow anyones IPOD?

Malach's quote of the day.
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost. -J.R.R. Tolkein.

I am Malach, and I AM NOT LOST!