Old School Mates Part The Douche.

10.24.2005

Ok, I am not obessesed, just nosy.
So yesterday's blog, I have a few updates. Unfortunately Nikki does have her own site (again warning nudity), there goes my ascent into the webporn industry. But it seems her husband does not . . . Tommy, c'mon throw me a bone (no pun intended).

I also found out she appeared in the October issue of Playboy in a "Girl's Next Door" spread. See what a Catholic School upbringing gets you! The site also has a forum . . . I am not sure if I am going to post there . . more on that later.

The Code of Hanurabi.
I am stealing this next part of the blog from The Angry Piper.

Ten Years Ago: I had just graduated with a Fine Art Degree in Painting and Illustration. I was a General Manager for Discovery Zone, Inc. I had my first real good paying job. After DZ, I had the two worst jobs I ever had, and then began working as a Design Lab Tech for Quaker Fabrics, Corp. I dumped my then fiance and started dating my wife. I had my first few art jobs and gallery shows.

Five Year Ago: I was into my third year working human services and have been there since. The world did not end. I had bought my first house with my wife.

One Year Ago: I have two kids, am selling the first house, and am still working in Human Services. I decided then to begin doing stuff on the internet.

Yesterday: Watched some football, visited the parents, and ate like a pig.

5 snacks I enjoy:
Goldfish
Zesta Saltines
Fruit
Cheese
Salt and Vinegar Chips

5 Songs you maybe surprised I know all the words to:
Rainbow Connection - The Muppets
The Tootsie Roll song - from the commercials in the 70's and 80's
Any song by the Carpenters
Talk it Over - Grayson Hugh
If you Let Me Stay - Terrance Trent D'Arby

5 things I would do with a $100 million:
Build and Addition on to this house
Pay off my car
Make Stool Sample Webcomics my job.
Become a Philathropist
Buy another Picasso.

5 Place I would Run Away to:
My house
New Hampshire
Marco Island, Fla
Myrtle Beach, SC
New York City

5 things I would never wear:
A Muscle Shirt
Those multi-colored, baggy pants that weight lifter wear
A clock around my neck
Ear muffs
Penny Loafers

5 biggest joys:
Wife and kids
Art
Family

5 Favorite Toys:
The Computer
Art Supplies
Star Wars Figures
Snake Eyes
Mitre Saw.

What cool at my place:
All the art
The fire place
My studio
My yard
My wife

Malach's Quote of the Day:

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. - Dennis
Miller


Updates.
I am about 30% done with the latest JesusMan!, should be done by the weekend. Also Murk and I will be recording our next podcast this Thursday. Thanks for the overwhelming postitive response. You may also notice I am experimenting with new ads about the site. This is an ad broker, and people will bid on putting ads on my site.

I am Malach, AND I AM NOT OBSESSED.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know you well, Malach. I think you just might wear a clock around your neck.

My aunt has a condo in Marco. Hopefully it's still there after Wilma.

Andy T. Nguyen said...

Snake Eyes! The GI Joe?!?!

Joey Polanski said...

Smart move dumpin th fiance an datin th wife. Already married t her. Saves alotta headakes.

Mr. Polanski is a sees the genius of the plan.

Possesed perhaps.

Yes, I have a 14" Snake Eyes (wow that is sort of pornographic.

Yeah I had a bit of trouble with the what I wouldn't wear thing.