Crocodile Rock

10.06.2005

See ya Later Alligator.

This is just too freaking funny. I mean first off, Burmese Python are taking over the Everglades. Hey Doofus, when you see that Python in the pet store, they get BIG! I have empathy for the Python though, this is how I look after a taco gorge fest. And it is such an interesting picture too.

Congrats and all but . . . .
If I had just lost all my personal belongings, home, and whatever in a hurricane, I don't think I would be looking for a big score at the Casino. I wonder what SlotsAnswerMan has to say to that.

WTF!
So now what is the Isreali army supposed to use?

Really now, read the Constitution.
Ok, it is SCIENCE class, not Theology.

So if Mark Martz dies . .
I bet the Rams win the SuperBowl.

You People South of the Mason Dixon Line,
Really need to lighten up. You head would explode walking down any New York City street. It a MANNEQUIN . . . and that movie wasn't real.

I don't swear that often . .
But this is gonna be one fucked up kid. And seriously they call them "TomKat" EWWWWWWW!

Leave it to the Asians . . .
If you find yourself sitting in front of a video game for 12 hours, never mind 50. You might be a addict. Hey I call dibs on Video Game Addicts Anonymous!

A sad day for the world.
Y'know, I say give him a medal for being married to her for as long as he has. Man I would have spilled her brainpan with a golf club by now. I mean this is got to be worse than being captured by Al Queda, no?

Eric Cartman was right.
But is he as gay as Frodo and Sam?

Damnit!
And it would look so cool next to the stuffed Bison!

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Well this is what a lack of decent pitching depth gets you. I've moved on.

Malach's Quote of the Day.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma! - Ralph Wiggum.


I am Malach, and the Crocodile Hunter can't carry my jock.

7 comments:

Andy T. Nguyen said...

Wow, people scared of womens underwear on mannequins.....and yet I still see 6 - 10 year olds dressed up as little spoiled whores....oh and the Harry Potter thing is like calling Spongebob is gay.

Or Palmer gay . . . ZING!

Anonymous said...

Spongebob IS Gay. A...a Friend of mine, who was really only curious, not gay....saw him when I...I mean HE...went to Provincetown last week, and Spongebob hit on me. I mean him. Oh, Fuck you.

Andy T. Nguyen said...

Prehaps Jesusman is gay/pedophille.

JesusMan gay, perhaps, but aren't we all just a bit gay? I mean Palmer wear stilletto heels, Piper a dress (kilt is just a fancy word), and Murk, he like the moo moos. Well maybe we are all tranvestites?

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