Happy Valentines Day (for real) Super Star.

2.14.2006

Yeah, I know, hopeless romantic.
I wish you a happy Valentine's Day, on the official day of Valentine. I love you very much. This song always reminds me of you, so it is yours for today. Classic Girl, Jane's Addiction.

Several weird things have occured on Valentine's Day. First, the latest JesusMan! has been loaded, episode 4.4. And it seems John Paul II propositions Felix of Budge, we'll have to see where this puppy goes. Also Dubya makes a "Gollumesque" appearance, and this technically is by far the best webcomic work I have done to date. I am slowly but surely learning me the webcomics, web design, and the internet!

Even weirder, the Valentine's story, Star Crossed Lovers (SCL), was reviewed by The Weekly Webcomic Review (2/9 under the heading A Few Short Things), not a particularly good review, but not bad either, too bad SCL is not really a webcomic. The major complaint ". . but the pictures were too big for me to comfortably get through. It’s not worth loading a picture, scrolling across, back, down, across, and sometimes back again for a comic that I’m not even sure what it’s about." Ok, that is fair, but boys, what you are reviewing is a art piece/illustrated story, I created in 1998. It was not designed with the web in mind. It was published here as an experiment in web imaging, and unfortunately, the pieces had to be that size, or you would lose the detail and the font. It has not digitally altered. What surprises me more, is that of all the comics, under our banner, they picked the one of the most obscure ones. I mean why not some of the more "normal" webcomics, especially JesusMan!, Fat Bug, TheWraith, Notched Blade, or even Palmer's World, which are the most popular and longest running on the site. Perhaps part of it is my fault, I may have misrepresented SCL as an webcomic. The other thing that kind of annoys me, is that this is the first review for any of our webcomics, and we have a pretty popular site based upon traffic (as high a alexa rating as some more popular webcomics). That rat bastard Eric Burns, promised he would review something months ago, perhaps I need to bribe him with a hooker.

OK, Malach, why are you complaining . . . easy . . . I WANT THE NEW TRAFFIC. And especially JesusMan!, I believe is on the cusp of greatness. So hopefully they will follow the link back, and give me some more lovin'.

BTW, The Weekly Webcomic Review, does a pretty good job; much less pretentious than the Websnark (hah that should get some attention).

Where's Oliver Stone when you need him.
CONSPIRACY!!

Jesus H. Christ!
You Muslims still going nutty over these stupid cartoons? Don't forget, we are starting a new religion . . . they'll be Kool Aid.

Yeah!
Looks like some new interesting creatures for The Wraith.

Mr. Heffner?
Are they going to reposses the Grotto?

Yeah . .
and by medication do you mean crystal meth?

You would not like me when I am angry . .
( . . .the closing theme from The Incredible Hulk plays here.)

Malach's Quote of the Day.
There are too many leaders anointed because they have a public voice - television, radio, or record, or whatever. That even includes myself. In the past, I'd say, 'Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself. - Chuck D.

I am Malach, and parents love me, girls adore me, even the ones that never saw me like, the way that I rhyme at a show, the reason why man, I don't know.