DIE GOOGLE DIE

8.31.2005

EXPLETIVES DELETED!!!!!!!!
I am rewriting my latest blog. I had it all written, nice and entertaining for the buckos, when, I get this error screen, and guess what? Blog post deleted. @#%$&^@*^@ Google, you are working your way up to AOL status with me!

Now, where was I?

The Mood of Red Sox Nation is Happy, but Gaurded
I have blogged in the past of how the daily soap opera that is the Boston Red Sox, collectively effects the mental health of Red Sox Nation. Today is a somewhat manic day, Red Sox win, Yankees lose. It is gaurded as Curt Schilling had a few rough innings. I need to make a "Mood of Red Sox Nation button" for my fellow bloggers.

I also found out, the Red Sox have the largest groups of players in baseball who consider themselves Evangelical Christian. At least they aren't to bad about it, even the aforementioned Schilling, and keep it to themsleves.

As an aside is there nothing more hypocritical the a player citing Jesus as the reason they won a game? Cause the big Jman is a big fan of (insert sport team here), and his influence caused the other team to lose then no? And he really wants to making billions of dollars anyway.

Perhaps I am getting to that age
So I was shocked several months ago when I heard Mountain Song, by Jane's Addiction in a Coors commercial. Even more shockingly is the new Nissan Trucks commercial with Can't Wait One Minute More, by of all bands, CIV. It does not surprise me that they sold out, it surprises me that some wage slave on Madison Ave. has even heard of CIV. What's next, The Jesus And Mary Chain? Oh wait, they have already done that.

As a bit of an aside, the commercial with The Jesus And Mary Chain, used the song Reverance. I don't recall the brand, but it was a car commercial. Check out the lyrics to Reverance.

I wanna die just like Jesus Christ
I wanna die on a bed of spikes
I wanna die come see paradise
I wanna die just like Jesus Christ
I wanna die just like JFK
I wanna die on a sunny day
I wanna die just like JFKI wanna die in the USA

I wanna die (x4)

I wouldn't sell my soul but I'd hang for this
I gotta get my goal cause I'd hang for this

Makes you wanna buy a car, no?

I DIDN'T DO IT!
Ok, I know I made a joke about New Orleans being a city of Lust and Debauchery, and being 50' under sea level, and basically inviting the Wrath of the All Mighty. But I swear to Aza-thoth, that God does not read my blog (ok, he occasionally skims it over).

Dubya, please shut your mouth
Y'know, Dubya has speech writers right? And they do realize the man is a very poor public speaker? Then why would they write him a speech comparing The War in Iraq, with Victory in Japan in WWII? I almost feel sorry for him, then I remember the price of gas.

Who let the Dogs out?
Ever see Dog the Bounty Hunter? I am fascinated with the man, and I don't even watch his show. What is he? A bail bonds man? A pro wrestler? A preacher? A counsellor? What's up with is hair? And who has better hair?

Dog? or the Donald?

Reality Televsion
I HATE reality TV, but can't get enough of The Ultimate Fighter.

And just to piss off the wife . . .
If you have never heard of Tom Waits, do youself a favor, pick up BONE MACHINE. I assure you you won't be disappointed. Trust me, you have heard his songs, done by more popular artists, and boy did Rod Stewart butcher Downtown Train.

Updates.
Malach has done it. I have gone out and purchased Paint Shop Pro. Amazon is selling then dirt cheap (check the link). Not only that, there is a $30 rebate from the manufacturer. Even with out the rebate, Amazon is selling them $130 cheaper than Best Buy. Don't worry, just steal your parents credit card.

I am Malach, and if this f*ck up again, Google will feel my wrath!