It's been a bit chilly round these parts.

3.08.2007

Quite a few plugs today.
Some more Sunshine, number 13 is now loaded. Series is getting weirder and funnier. Wait until 14 . . . Also a new Ben Byrd story, for some reason, I never read this one until today. This one is called Mirage, and was a very interesting concept, the kind of genre Malach likes. Also a new one from Twisted Darkness, the aptly named blah, blah, blah, internet. I am also speaking to another author about host her work. Soon, very soon.

Freakin' cold.
Yeah it has been about 10 degrees the last week, supposed to be up around 60 somtime this weekend though. You may have noticed, Malach has slacked off on the painting front. There are a few reasons for this, one being the cold (yeah studio has heat, but it don't normally turn it on, and it takes a while to heat up, also, the studio is kid of a mess with storage. But when the weather breaks, I have several people interested in lessons, if your interested in lessons, all ages, contact me. I also have experience with persons with disabilities, including Autism and Mental Retardation.

Vonage.
You better not raise my phone bill!

I've said it before.
Michael Jackson is transforming himself into a anime character. Hey, in Japan, you can all but rape kids on the street.

Man that Vladimir Putin.
He is turning, albeit slowly into the Anti-Christ. Yeah he's a Cold War kind of guy. Dead exKGB, now these two, and and all these dead Russian Reporters . . . He is a evil man, you can see it in his face. Some of this stuff is 1960's Cold War crap.

The 2007 World's Richest Person is . . .
NOT MALACH!

Disney's First Black Princess.

The Frog Princess. Man, they even had a gypsy princess, a middle easter one, and a Indian before a sistah.

The Washington Redskins.

Isn't that about the most racist team name in history? Just as bad as the Cleveland Indians symbol I suppose. Of course they could still be showing stuff like this on TV too.

Yeah, the black lollipops a nice touch.

Malach's Quote of the Day
"I'm loyal to nothing, General.. except the Dream." - Captain America (God I hate him)

I am Malach and I am UnAmerican.

I Feel Fine, some other people don't.

3.07.2007

Plugs.
I told you I had a lot of Sunshine for yous, episode 12 is now up, and this one is a classic. I also changed the rating of it, as I looked at some of the future strips.

Also, The WoW is celebrating it's one year anniversary today.

You are listening too . . .
I Feel Fine, in our Beatles Exploration. This song is in the confusing part of their discography that lasted until Rubber Soul. It was initially released as a single and then found it's way onto the 1964 US album Beatles '65. It ended up on a 1966 UK album, A Collection of Beatles Oldies (yeah stuff from 62 - 64, oldies? I'll never understand the British). This was a first of a set of more experimental songs. The song was based on the opening guitar rift Lennon had rattling around his brain, and Lennon is cited as the creator for the majority of the song. It was the first release to have a real distinctive guitar rift. This is also one of the first instances of recorded feedback on a saleable record. It also includes a much less polished product, extensive use of echo, and reverb added after recording, again one of the first records to do so. Part of the influence was some of the early stuff, Hendrix was doing, before he was famous, the Kinks big hit You Really Got Me, that summer.

This song again has Ringo expanding on his drums, a more subtle tribal, latin influence (he had begun hanging out with Keith Moon). It also get a bit poppy in the breakdown in the middle. This particular release was a influence on The Who, who came later in '65, and the format of The Yardbirds (another very interesting band from this time, we more into Jimmy Page, Clapton, and Harrion later). This is a good one, and leads into some really amazing albums, ie Help! and Rubber Soul.

RIP Captain America.
Well Marvel killed off Captain America. First I must point out, I hate Captain America. That being said, this is about the most famous Superhero death next to when Superman died a few years ago. You ask me, he'll be back. It must make Osama Bin Laden happy though.

RIP Angry Veteran.
The Angry Veteran also died today, read all about it.

Here come the arrests.
I told you earlier, Trimspa did it! Anna Nanna fo Fanna . . .

Sorry Big Bopper.
That was 48 years ago, and you no Anna Nicole, or Britney for that matter.

I need a robot.
I need one to explore my hole. Actually this is really cool, kind of like landing on Mars with Stephen Hawking.

MMMM Mekong Dolphin.
Them's good eating.

So we got crabs from gorillas
HIV/AIDS from Monkeys, and our catankerous attitude from Dr. Robert J. Murk.

So yeah.
9 out of every 10 calls we got at work today were about this. Luckily, I don't work in immigration services, it was quiet for me.

Hey, Wikipedia.
Malach claimed to be a dinosaur is his bio, before you deleted it. I am gonna go put it back right now. Damn, they have me blocked . . . but I have still edited as anonymous . . . hmmm.

Dinosaurs = Birds
Birds = Dinosaurs

Malachs Quote of the Day.

I am Malach a tremendous brunette.

I should be sleeping like a log . .

3.06.2007

Big Time plugs.
First, there is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven, in this one, Jessica shares with us here screwed up ideas on marriage.

Now the big one. Hold onto your seats. The New West has returned, well sort of. You see, Hex, has turned it into a new webcomic, he calls Sunshine. Sunshine is pure genius, in a Michael Jackson sort of way. The best way to describe it is one paneled chaos. 11 episodes are loaded and there are PLENTY more where that came from. Now if I could only get Palmer or Big Uncle Gorilla to come back . .

Also, The Deck of Many Things will be sneaking the new episode of Sunshine a day or so before I publish them. The first sneak was up there earlier.

So, there were whole blocks of the South End blocked off by the Police today.
Evidently Bianco Inc was raided by the INS today and netted about 300 - 350 illegal aliens working in their 1900's sweatshop-like conditions. Not surprising. New Bedford has always been a city of immigration. It has worked like this for centuries. The French and Italians moved in, made some good money over the generation, sold their property moved into the surrounding suburbs; then the portuguese, who are now in the process of moving to the surrounding suburbs; now it is the Hispanics. New Bedford has a population of about 93,000; 110,000 is you count illegals. It shows a major problem in this country. Americans don't want these types of jobs, and their crappy pay, but if you can come sneak in here from Guatelamala, $7.00 an hour is a lot of money, and compared to what you family is going through there, it is worth the risk. If you did a sweep of the waterfront here (#1 fishing port in the US 10 years running), you would arrest probably close to 1500 people. Viva New Beige!

As for Bianco, I have had several of my clients work there, and the decriptions of the conditions from the news, don't surprise me. My office is approximately 4 blocks from this picture, don;'t you feel close, you almost sitting on my lap.

What do you think Jail is like?
For a man named Scooter, too bad it won't be real jail.

Wow.
There are a lot of sad whinos, college students, and cheap drunks today. Funny story about Malach. In college he was famous for walking around campus with a gallon of Ernest and Julio Gallo. E&J though, never made the Bum Wines.com list, not potent enough I suppose.

Uh yeah.
So I get into a fight with my wife, and she pisses me off enough to hit her. I take a baby and use it as a bat? Some people REALLY need to use birth control.

I got my tickets.
You got yours? Hey, I can promise you my blog will be really entertaining tomorrow if I win.

So.
Who pays for these stupid studies? The Center for Obvious Information (COI)? Hey Dingus, my website has over 450 pages!

Hey another one for the COI.
O MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE RON ARTEST IS ACCUSED OF SLAPPING A WOMAN?!?

The Rap and Roll Hall of Fame.
It was only a matter of time, expect in the next few years the like of Public Enemy, Boogie Down Productions, Eric B. and Rakim, Run DMC, NWA . . .

Malach Quote of the Day.
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K., I got to say it was a good day. - Ice Cube

I am Malach and I love to wash in your old bath water.

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED STARBUCK!

3.05.2007

YOU BASTARDS!
Plugs first. Quite a few of them too. Strip 507 of 8 1/2 by Eleven is loaded, for some reason Jess wants to continue to discuss God. Also a new Fetus-X has been loaded in which Eric wants you to meet him and his fetus friend. Also, Friday Night RPG Cartoons has returned (and also been redesigned), with episode 1.7. Let the hilarity ensue. Also interestingly found out that the D20 version of Call of Cthulhu is now a collectors item, and can't be found cheaper than $80. Evidently Wizards only had a year long contract to produce the game, and it was never renewed. Well Malach has one. The Deck of Many Things has also had several updates, and is still looking for contributers. I have a possible publisher to make a series of this, if it takes off, so sign up.

Also, the Cap'n blows open a conspiracy at the WoW.

Yes, I was sick.
No, I was not hungover, Malach rarely drinks. It started at about 2AM Sunday morning, I vomited about a gallon of crap (mostly nuts from the previous nights, RPG session), it tore my throat also, and I spit out some blood, then began to throw up every half hour to hour until about 8PM (though it slowed down after about 3PM). I called in sick this morning, but feel close to 100% now. Took the day off from work and alot of other work done. And the blog is back.

Battlestar Galactica.
Malach is a huge fan of Battlestar Galactica, and like Heroes never misses it. Well, Kara "Starbuck" Thrace was evidently killed off last night. Very surprising, but I don't think she is really dead. Theories: 1. She ejected at the last second, and is on the planet trying to find her spiritual destiny or 2. She's a cylon or cylon experiment.

You are Listening too . ..
A Hard Day's Night, off the album of the same name, by of course, The Beatles. The early Beatles catalogue is a bit hard follow as Capital released albums differently in the US and UK. Many of their early UK hits were released almost 2 years before they were released in the US, and their first few albums had multiple pressing, with multiple album covers, and multiple different song lineups. Evidently it was some type of effort to cathc the US audience up with The Beatles. A Hard Day's Night is no exception. Though released about the same time, the UK version is slightly different the the US version, but it is about this time, the summer of 64, that UK and US albums they became close to the same release(they official were for Rubber Soul in '65). It is acually pretty amazing that from March of 1963 to December of 1965 The Beatles had 15 albums of original music counting the US and UK releases (10 alone in the US) and at points they were releasing as many as 7 albums in one year of mostly new stuff.

A Hard Day's Night, is their 4th US album, released only 5 months after their first US release. Even so, you see a bit of a maturing in this record, from their bubble gummy McCartney -Lennon lyrics of the first few albums, this song explores a bit of their youth in the rough and tumble Liverpool, and definite experimentation of musicality, with Harrison guitar chords getting some crunch and some prominence, and a big increase in the talent of Ringo Starr; a very underratted drummer. Listen to this drumbeat, reminds me a bit of John Bonham and Led Zepplin (Bonham and Starr were very good friends). You can hear some newer influences in The Beatles in this album, perhaps most notable Phil Spector and his Wall of Sound. You also begin to see some of the bands get into the music scene that the Beatles started to open for them. The Stones released their debut album in '64, The Mamas and Papas began recording, and so did MC5 (yeah I know this shocks a lot of you, MC5 is a surprising musical band that began in the mid 60's, a proto punk band). You also began to hear more experimentation from groups like The Beach Boys.

My name is, my name is, my name is
Dicka-Dick Cheney. Yeah, Dick Cheney news is not as much fun as Britney or Anna Nicole.

Hey, ask them in New Hampshire.
Moose happen to be the most dangerous animal in New England!

So this explains the horns on the three year old's head.
I was thought she was just the spawn of Satan.

Another good pick up for the Pats.
Wes Welker is a clone of Troy Brown, only much younger and more talented than Brown was at his age, now if this Randy Moss rumor has any legs. Malach analyzing the Pats offseason soon.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
You the man John Lester.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
A special one, a longer ATHF movie trailer

I am Malach and look at all these rumors, surrounding me everyday.

No Blog

3.04.2007

Malach is ill.

See you tomorrow.

I am still Malach

Let Me Be Your Man

3.03.2007

Some Big Plugs.
Did you ever wonder if God gets vertigo? Well 506 of 8 1/2 by Eleven attempts to explain all.

Also, a new webcomic is gracing our pages. The Deck of Many Things, and DoMT is looking for your stuff, a call to the webcomic community. Instructions are in this post.

Also, tomorrow, you will get a new Friday Night RPG Cartoons, is has been a while and this one is weird. In addition you will begin get some new New West comics. They will be totally different, and will also have a new name.

How the world has changed.
Malach is 34 years old. I graduated college during the infancy of the internet. In fact, my first year of college was the first time I was ever required to pass in a paper, that had to be done with word processing program. This was 1990 - 1995.

So yesterday, I watched a boyfriend and girlfriend, who had never met each other in person have a argument and break up in a chat box. Yeah, very strange. Needless to say Malach had fun with that.

A lot of response.
For my post on pro wrestling deaths yesterday, I told a few people I would try to find similar deaths for NFL defensive and offensive linemen. I could not find a similar list, but I will keep looking.

Mitt Romney is coming.
He is coming to eat your first born, he needs blood.

So, where do the Anarchists go?
Evidently Denmark. Seriously though, is there any real appeal to Anarchy? I mean long term?

Wow.
Who knew that the Anarchists were living in a California suburb.

Damn.
I was hoping for a breathtaking view of Uranus!

The Mood of Patriots Nation . .
FUGGIN' A, Adalius Thomas, nice!

YAY!
Good job US!

Steven Speilberg.
Is an art theif. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Malach's Quote of the Day
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

I am Malach and I am sweeter than gummi bears.

I want to hold YOUR hand.

3.02.2007

No Plugs today.
Busy with designing other sites.

You are listening too . . .
First, I just wanted to point out, that the album I am advertisting is 1, it is a 2000 release and contains all the number one hits (US) The Beatles had. If you want a OK Beatles primer, this is a good one to get, especially since much of their early hits were reissued over and over in multple album. I Want to Hold Your Hand is the Beatles first US number 1, 18 months after the album was released and huge UK hit. The Beatles had a lot of trouble getting played US in 62 - 63 (yeah imagine that). The US airwave were dominated by doo wop, soul, Phil Spector, Elvis, and soft ballads. This "raggedly dressed, sloppy haired" garage guitar was kind of outdated. Several Beatles release were passed intially for radio play, Please, Please Me, She Loves You, and Love Me Do, were all passed for major airplay. According to Dick Clark, She Love You was tested for American Bandstand and the teenage audience basically erupted in laughter at their haricuts.

Somehow Brain Epstein, manager extrodinaire convinced Ed Sullivan in November of '63, to book The Beatles for three shows in February of '64. This was to time the American release of I Want to Hold Your Hand, which was in January. This generated some buzz for She Loves You. In December, a CBS Evening News broadcast showed a clip of frenzied fans in England, at a Beatles performance (which they were performing I Want to Hold Your Hand). This caused request to come in for the song, and a DC are radio station got a import of it, started playing it forcing Capitol records to release the single early. In turn, and bunch of East Coast DJ's began playing the record, and by February, well, we all seen the images before (In fact, I have a hard time listening to this song with out the screaming in it).

What is going on in Pro Wrestling.
Look at this list of Pro Wrestlers since 1985, who have died before the age of 65.
Chris Von Erich - 21
Mike Von Erich - 23
Louie Spiccoli - 27
Art Barr - 28
Gino Hernandez - 29
Jay Youngblood - 30
Rick McGraw - 30
Joey Marella - 30
Ed Gatner - 31
Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer - 32
Crash Holly - 32
Kerry Von Erich - 33
D.J. Peterson - 33
Eddie Gilbert - 33
The Renegade - 33
Owen Hart - 33
Chris Candido - 33
Adrian Adonis - 34
Gary Albright - 34
Bobby Duncum Jr. - 34
Yokozuna - 34
Big Dick Dudley - 34
Brian Pillman - 35
Marianna Komlos - 35
Pitbull #2 - 36
The Wall/Malice - 36
Big Bad Leroy Brown - 38
Mark Curtis - 38
Eddie Guerrero - 38
Davey Boy Smith - 39
Johnny Grunge - 39
Vivian Vachon - 40 J
eep Swenson - 40
Brady Boone - 40
Bam Bam Terry Gordy - 40
Bertha Faye - 40
Billy Joe Travis - 40
Larry Cameron - 41
Rick Rude - 41
Randy Anderson - 41
Bruiser Brody - 42
Miss Elizabeth - 42
Big Boss Man - 42
Earthquake - 42
Mike Awesome (died last week)- 42
Ray Candy - 43
Dino Bravo - 44
Curt Hennig - 44
Bam Bam Bigelow - 45
Jerry Blackwell - 45
Junkyard Dog - 45
Hercules - 45
Andre the Giant - 46
Big John Studd - 46
Chris Adams - 46
Mike Davis - 46
Hawk - 46
Dick Murdoch - 49
Jumbo Tsuruta - 49
Rocco Rock - 49
Moondog Spot - 51
Ken Timbs - 53
Uncle Elmer - 54
Pez Whatley - 54
Eddie Graham - 55
Tarzan Tyler - 55
Haystacks Calhoun- 55
Giant Haystacks - 55
The Spoiler - 56
Kurt Von Hess - 56
Moondog King - 56
Gene Anderson - 58
Dr. Jerry Graham - 58
Bulldog Brown - 58
Tony Parisi - 58
Rufus R. Jones - 60
Ray Stevens - 60
Stan Stasiak - 60
Terry Garvin - 60
Boris Malenko - 61
Little Beaver - 61
Sapphire - 61
Shohei Baba - 61
Dick the Bruiser - 62
Wilbur Snyder - 62
George Cannon - 62
Karl Krupp - 62
Dale Lewis - 62
Gorilla Monsoon - 62
Hiro Matsuda - 62
Bulldog Brower - 63
Wahoo McDaniel - 63

Did some of the names on this list surprise you? You can do a wiki search on any of these guys and it will give you the known caused of death. And this is only the famous guys, guys who got on National TV. Imagine the local schlubs, they guys in these small feds.

Is this wrestling dirty little secret? Many of these guys died of drug overdoses, and heart attacks. There are suicides in there, car accidents, a couple deaths in the ring. Look at the lifestyle. Yeah wrestling fixed, but the physical toll is immense. Many of these guys work 300 days a year (that more than most people), drive place to place, use painkillers and uppers to get by, and we haven't even metioned steroids. Many of these guys tipped 300 lbs too. Shouldn't someone be responsible for this? If these were say NFL players, would things be more out in the open?

I just find this unbelievable.

Damn!
I missed Ana's funeral! Looked nutty, people booing here mother and stuff. Hey Buckos, don't boo my mom when I dies, I will haunt you.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
You cannot force ideas. Successful ideas are the result of slow growth. Ideas do not reach perfection in a day, no matter how much study is put upon them. ~ Alexander Graham Bell

I am Malach and I have a new idea, coming soon.

I'll always be true . ..

3.01.2007

Plugs
A couple of updates. First 8 1/2 By Eleven was updated with strip number 505. And it is really nice to see that everyone in the strip is neurotic. Also, Tainted Love Erotic Stories also updated with a new piece called The Passing. Again TLES is rated 18+.

Dave part II.
Pertaing to my WoW post involving one of my clients. I had an interesting conversation with Dave about Jesus. Dave is in a sense a born again Christian. The coversation was as follows.

Dave: I thank Yeshua everday for my accident, if not for the accident, I would be dead or in jail.
Malach: Yeshua? You mean Jesus?
Dave: That what other people call him, not me, I call him Yeshua, anything else is blasphemy.
Malach: So let me get this straight. Since Jesus's name in Aramaic, which is what he spoke is Yeshua, using the English tranlation of that is Blasphemy?
Dave: You got brother.
Malach: OK. So you telling me the million of people across the world the use the name Jesus are sinning?
Dave: Yes

Dave rocks.

ABS has got some good stuff recently.
This is a ton of fun.

I find it hard.
There are still people that don't believe global warming is a reality. I can just think of when I was a kid, the amount of snow, and how cold it was in Fairhaven was 10x greater if not more, that it is now.

I hate the hiccups.
Keep this broad away from me.

This is a very interesting TIME article.
Who committed the crime of the century? They list the top 25 in no particular order. I am surprised they did not include the Kennedy Assassination, Johnsberg, Hitler, Stalin and a few others. This is their reasoning:
You may notice that there are no political assassinations on the list. Nor mass suicides or genocide. All of those are certainly terrible crimes and possibly even graver sins. But there is a degree of conscious orchestration to those acts. The Crime of the Century must strike at the most undefined and thus most vulnerable part of the soul: it must touch the messy unconscious, where all kinds of emotions meld into each other. Pity and envy are involved; desire and revulsion; fear and sometimes schadenfreude. And while each person has his or her own brew of emotions, we all recognize them. So our fascination with the crime becomes a populist mania: an obsession with the wreckage of the rich and famous, comeuppance for hubris, a communal grasping for a moral to a sordid tale. These horrible disruptions of ordinary life must be able to function as a way to order our most frightening thoughts, becoming cautions and lessons for the future.
I still see at least Kennedy, and Hitler meeting this.

Just as in Life.
She is in Death.

Well . .
I guess it wasn't his perogative.

Albino Centepedes
The real Glow Worm.

Malach's Quote of the Day

I am Malach and yes, my legs are long.

Love Me Do?

2.28.2007

Lotsa of Plugs Today.
Ben Byrd has a new piece of fiction up called Eighty Six, a dreamy sort of fantasy piece, with a little bit of eroticism, and sexual content so take care. Also I loaded a Twisted Darkness piece, a kind of poetic essay entitled "Rose Petal Tears".

Also there are some really good posts over at the WoW. A post about the HPV Vaccine, from ~Shimmer Love~, a post about my frustration with a recent clients case, a Cap'n post exposing Mrs. Dr. Murk, and a post from Murk himself regarding the '08 presidential race.

You are Listening too . .
We being our Beatles exploration with their first release in 1962 (not nessecarily their first US hit and didn't hit in the US until 1964), Love Me Do. Interesting song. Yes very simple, but also very erotic in a way. The Beatles, and later the Jackson 5 created the boy band archetype, but The Beatles definitely fit it in a strange way. This song is again simply structured, but it is unlike most of the stuff that was released at that time. For example, some of the hits for 62, 63. Dream Baby, Roy Orbison; He's So Fine, the Chiffons; Surf City, Jan And Dean; Be My Baby, The Ronettes; Da Do Run Run, The Crystals; Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, Neal Sedaka; Can't Help Falling In Love, Elvis; Let's Twist Again, Chubby Checker.

So you a kid, mainly what you are hearing on the radio is doo wop, girl bands, slow love ballads, and suddenly you hear Love Me Do. So different than anything else out there, the harmonica, the bluesy guitar, yet not way out there yet . . . exploring early American Blues, and a garage band sound that was popular in the London clubs . . In three more years, they got a bit edgier with Ticket To Ride, Day Tripper, and in 67, the completely changed music (even more than the already did) with Rubber Soul. This is going to be fun, come pretend with me to be alive back then. Perhaps my dad will post here and shed some insight.

Stephen Hawking is the man.
He's going into space, awesome!

Finnally.
Their gonna put Ana Nicole's body in the ground. And MSNBC has a map of where.

Now this is interesting.
Very interesting way to skirt around Freedom of Speech, a voluntary law.

750,000 Homeless in the US.
and about 500,000 of them are clients of Malach.

So how sad am I?
That I would enjoy this?

Rap's Decline.
And perhaps it is the fact that 99% of what they release in crap nowadays. And this doesn't just go for rap music either.

Steroids, steroids, and more steroids.
It will just keep getting bigger and more pervasive.

Mixed Martial Arts.
Malach has been saying for years, MMA is the sport of the future, well the UFC ppv rate now exceed boxings and is even with the WWE. Check it out sport of the future.

The Race is getting a bit more interesting.
John McCain would kill Mitt Romney and eat his eyes.

Ahh . .
There nothing like going to Middle School in sleepy Bethelhem PA, and buying Meth from the principal.

What did we do without it?
Ahh, the beauty of the Internet.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
So Einstein was wrong when he said "God does not play dice". Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen. - Stephen Hawking

I am Malach and PLEASE love me do.

FRUSTRATION!!!

2.27.2007

Plug.
Episode 504 of 8 1/2 By Eleven is now published. That skank Jessica is trying to convince that hot mama Cinn she needs a man. Slut. Also, Lucas has been having some errors with the carrier of his tooncast, if that occurs, you can always just go to his site.

Malach is very frustrated.
So at his full time job, Malach is dealing with a client, and he is one of those clients that fall through the cracks. About the most frustrating case I have ever had. I am going to vent on the WoW.

Hey, it had a longer hiatus that the podcast.
The Angry Piper has a new book review! I also called him at work today, and I always like to say something silly when he answers the phone, today I said . . ."Hello Breast Buds."

Come join my little game.
TCG werewolf, it is a very entertaining forum based game. Sign ups for game 4 are going on now.

You Baby Bottle.
Maybe poisoning you kid.

Another WoW article.
Why I hate Asians. I'm gonna assign that one to Palmer.

Yeah.
But do they cover the devil worship, multiple wives, and baby eating?

Wow.
I know a lot of people who can even get on disability.

Nice.
We got our first super villain right here. Pigeon man, robbing banks with remote control pigeons, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So let me get this straight.
So you go over to Romania, have sex with a 13 year old, get senteced to jail for 7 years, but get out 2 years early cause you wrote a book about Vlad Dracul, and that is considered community service? Does MySpace know about this?

Let me also get this straight.
So you being sent off to Iraq as a green soldeir, and they skip desert training to get you there faster?

Malach's Quote of the Day.
A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end. - Αριστοτέλης

I am Malach with yet another philisophic quote for Mr. Polanski.

Congrats Martin Scorsese

2.26.2007

But first the plugs.
First I must apologize to the creator of Big Boy Thompkins, I was so excited to publish his stuff, I posted his first name as Dave, and not Dan. I stand corrected.

Now what do vampire, Banarama, zombie arms, and dreamlands all have in common? The new Fetus - X. Number 503 of 8 1/2 by Eleven is now loaded, once again a convo between that tramp Jessica, and the hot mama, Cinn about men and feminism.

Also, Malach loaded a really cool video over at the WoW, something that really made him think, and was very well done. Also, I am gonna plug something over at Albino Black Sheep. Now ABS has been around a long time, and has given some real classic, but over the past year, the guy who runs it basically just loads whatever crap comes his way. A lot of it is hit or miss, this one was a hit.

He make the best films.
Martin Scorsese FINALLY won a best director Oscar. Methinks it is at least 20 year too late. Scorsese has brought us some AMAZING movies and a number of my faves. Get this, he did not win for:
Mean Streets
Taxi Driver - A Malach fave
Raging Bull - Another fave, considered one of the best movies of all time
The King of Comedy
The Last Temptation of Christ - another Malach fave, and the best Jesus movie until JesusMan! hits the big screen.
Goodfellas
The Age of Innocence
Bringing out the Dead
and so on . .

Truly an oversight.

You are listening too . ..
Of course, Martin Scorsese, by King Missile. King Missle is most famous for their strange hit in the 90's, Detachable Penis. If you forgot that little ditty, you can see the video here.

Ahh.
You knew Ana Nicole, or her kin, couldn't stay out of the news for long.

Toyi!
VW Recalls!

It's my, it's my, it's my . .
It's my perogative, I can do what I wanna do!

What did I tell you!
I bet you their related! I am gonna win that bet!

See.
There are benefits to global warming, the Al Gore, he got an Oscar, but no clue.

The Tomb of Christ.
Y'know, I would be more pissed of at James Cameron, for that crap Titanic, he made a few years ago . . Best Film my ass.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
HEY, IT'S JUST MANNY BEING MANNY!

MMM.
The Potato skin pizza in just SOO GOOD!

AWESOME IDEA.
So, who wants to run down to the post office and buy all their stamps? This UPS is slick, now they can charge what ever the hell they want for new stamps, and you'll never know the difference.

Malach's Quote of the Day.


I am Malach, and that is Bobby Brown before he discovered crack.

Making Bets, all comers.

2.25.2007

Yes, the new webcomic is up.
Big Boy Thompkins has been added to the Stool Sample Webcomics lineup. Big Boy is a from a bucko, who has been following in particular, JesusMan! and Fat Bug for about a year. The mind behind it is Dave Schumm (I know nothing more about this guy except the name, I am working on more). Big Boy is interesting, crude, and kind of surreal. It will be interesting to see where this one goes.

No other new things today, you should get a lot this week though, workng on a bunch of things.

YAWN!
The Oscars are tonight.

Let's make a bet.
I am taking, he been poisoned.

Let's make another bet.
That Rev. Al and Strom Thurmond are related by blood. Can't you see the likeness? Just add the moustache to Strom, and the liver spots to Al, lighten, or darken their skin, I'm telling you. Vishnu works in strange ways. Now that Alanis Morrisette is very ironic, not you stupid song.

One more bet.
Who wants to bet that next year, Curt Schilling will be a Yankee, and Mariano Rivera a Red Sox?

Malach's Quote of the Day

I am Malach and I am being filmed tommorrow . . .

Some stuff coming down the pipe.

2.24.2007

A couple of plugs.
Malach is experimenting with his Comixpedia blog. I posted something today that is a bit of an experiment. While as a whole it is kind of cool, there is something I don't like about the blogs over there (I am hoping Xerxes reads this so hit the link so he can trace it back). There seems to be some type of bug with the coding, that did not allow me to structure the words the way I wanted to, and they ended up jammed up with the picture, I tried of ton of things to try and fix that, even working it up in Dreamweaver and reposting the HTML. No luck. Maybe I did someything wrong.

Also, Tainted Love Erotic Stories (TLES) updated today. Part two of Sevan and Miss Dawn is up. Again TLES is 18+. You've been warned.

And some news. First, there will be at least 2 - 3 more Life Lessons coming down the pike, also, after more than a year on hiatus, you will see some more of this, though is a different format. Also, supposedly, there will also be some ChickenHead coming this way too, along with Amazing Office Battles (yes 2 new titles) if their creators ever get me some stuff.

But even bigger news, another new webcomic title. It will be called Big Boy Thompkins. I received the first episode yesterday, and will be putting together a archive for it this week. It creator describes it as follows: about a fat kid by the name of Big Boy Thompkins who spends most of his time eating food, singing about food, hanging out with friends, dealing with pedophiliac neighbors, and so much more. There's no real linear story to this comic; just pointless low-brow entertainment. Sounds fun no? It is rather bizzarre, and will be interesting to see where it goes.

Also expect more Ben Byrd, and Twisted Darkness this week.

The Vomit Child.
Felt much better today, occassionally nauseous, but no vomiting. Memere and Pepere I am sure wanted to know. How I knew she was really feeling better is when she showed me her Karate kick and shattered my Tibia.

You are Listening too . .
The last of my songs of break up and unrequited love, for now. Get it Faster, by Jimmy Eat World. Many of you may be surprised I am a JEW fan, but my feeling is what an modern emo bad should be. Part punk, part Fugazi/Minor Threat, Part Bad Religion/Samiam, and part mature pop.

Ok.
So Virgina is sorry for slavery. And an Alabama college is having a conference about the N word. Malach now, he still makes fun of the darkness of his friend Vinny's skin, and walks into him when it is night time (even indoors under full light, yeah sometimes I get a beat down for that). You all just need to watch a little more Boondocks.

What the Hell is going on in Denver?
Perhaps the Curse of Rothlesberger has left the Pitt QB and traveled to the Rockies?

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
You gotta love Terry Francona, he is perfect for this job. I guess he missed yesturday's work out suffering from Flu like symptoms. He told the media today that he basically spent the day in bed watching the Ana Nicole court proceedings, and then said: "I wanted to see if Manny [Ramirez] would show up there." Tito your the man.

What did I tell you, there is a curse in Denver.
Just ask this guy, oh wait, you can't

My name is, my name is, my name is . .
Dicka, Dick Cheney! Too bad he's not getting diverted to Denver.

And Iran.
Iran so far away.

Another Reason not to want to live in Indiana.
Prisons.

OK, what so shocking about this?
When me and my friends were there age we played Red Dawn, and Cold War Commandos, and Rambo.

I lost my keys.
Anyone seen my keys?

WOW!
How shocking is it that there is now new Ana Nicole or Britney news? I guess they got the weekend off too . . . (Well Ana got a lot more than the weekend off).

Malach's Quote of the Day
"That shit wasn't about race... that shit was about fame. If O.J. wasn't famous he'd be in jail right now. If O.J. drove a bus, he wouldn't even be O.J. He'd be Orenthal the bus driving murderer." - Chris Rock

I am Malach and you make me feel a little higher.

GASP! My three year old has bulemia!

2.23.2007

But first, the plugs.
Stool Sample's Reading Room is proud to annouce the addition of the fiction of C.J. Owen. His first short story of many too come is up, the Fantasy Drama, The Burden.

In addition, Dr. Murk returns with a scathing attack at the WoW. Evidently he did not like all that much, Malach's and fans badgering of loading the XMas podcast. In addition, I guess there was a loading error with the Real Media version of the podcast, and Murk supposedly fixed that.

Swimming in vomit.
So the three year old was up at 3:30AM vomiting, sees she got that killer 24 vomiting bug that goes around, and after vomiting in her bed, then my bed, she got hang of driving the porcelin bus. So she basically vomitted most of the day, only once getting a little on the couch. You she see her hug porcelin god, she would do most college students proud.

Oh, great, now there goes the cat . . . well thank goodness that was on the kitchen floor and not the living room rug.

Al Gore.
If the man runs, he's got my vote. Period. Should of won in 2000.

So, your living on the Internation Space Station.
A Cosmonaut Nikita get a Dear John e-mail and goes nuts, what do you do? Well it seems NASA has already thought of that. Duct Tape, one of mans greatest invention. Right up there with Baby Wipes and the Swiffer Wet Jet.

Only in NY?
Next I am in NYC, I am dancing in the streets. It will be filmed and posted to YouTube as Malach is arrested.

So tell me this . .
Who long before these new airport x-rays appear on some porn site?

Bronx Beaver!
Check it out right here . . ..


Made you look.

So yeah, Britney.
She's nuts. Just look into here eyes. The pics are fun and yes there's video!

Oh, Britney, I don't even think the Angry Piper can tame you. Mother of the Year! And isn't she supposed to be in rehab anyway?

Malach's Quote of the Day
By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. For this appears to me the safest answer to give both to myself and others; and adhering to this, I think that I shall never fall, but that it is a safe answer both for me and any one else to give — that by means of beauty beautiful things become beautiful. - Σωκράτης

I am Malach and today's quote is dedicated to Mr. Polanski, he will appreciate this one.

One

2.22.2007

Plugs quite a few, but none for my site.
Where to start. First I suppose you must read the exclusive interview with Mitt Romney over at the WoW. Good interviews, you get to see a surprising side on Mr. Romney. Also Malach opened a new blog over at Comixpedia, just promote stuff and annoy webcomic creators, he put first blog today about Hydrogen Fuel, and the future of Web and Print Comics. Feel free to read and comment.

Also, check out C.Rag's blog. Warning, she can get a little profane, but it is fun stuff and interesting. Some personal, a lot of opinion, Malach is probably going to start hanging there. I even subscribed to her feed. A few other place Malach has been hanging recently? Joey Polanski and AngryMan flat.

You are listening too . . .
One, originally by U2, done much better by the man. Every want get really depressed pick up any of Cash's American Recordings, and listen. You don't even have to know he recorded most of this right after his wife died, was practically blind, and crippled.

RIP Dennis Johnson.
Dennis Johnson, the all star point gaurd for the Celtics during their 80's hey days. Perhaps one of the most underratted players to ever play the postion, and should be in the hall of fame. Perhaps one of the greatest plays ever which Johnson was involved in with the late great Johnny Most calling.


Some more Ana Nicole
Evidenty this was filmed within the last month or two.

So when you see Britney dressed as such, you will know the warning signs. Oh yeah, and they are giving the body to her baby, and she's getting buried in the Bahamas, and man you got to see the judges ruling, he's nuts too.

Ok.
This was not me. And from what I know, there were no Mooninites involved either.

Collossal Squid!
Hey calarmari the size of a tire works for Malach.

Is she in or is she out?
So I guess Britney's back in Rehab, but no clown makeup . . Hit me Baby One More time

"Now I feel stupid."
Well, that is perhaps Malach's quote of the year. AHH the mental pictures!

Dammit AXL!
You know, even if this is the biggest piece of crap ever made, it still sell 20 million copies, if it ever get's released.

Malach's Quote of the Day:
Good morning. I just woke up, I've been taking a nap for about eight years. - Axl Rose

I am Malach and I've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone.

Kudos to Gerber Legendary Blades

2.21.2007

Malach tells it like it is.
Malach loves his multi-tools, and has owned a few over the years. He especially loves his Gerber Multi-tools and have owned a number of them. Malach recieved this one from his mother-in-law a few X-Mases ago. Easily the best, and most expensive I have ever owned. Over the past year, it started to fall apart, eventually, the welding came apart at the plier end. I went to Gerber's website sending their support an email about the problem. They responded that same day, telling me to return it and they would see what they could do. I did, and about a week later they sent me a brand new one, and little note apologizing for the defect.

I love companies like this, and I love their products even more now. Kudos, Gerber. Too bad they don't make a Kukris . . I would be so bad ass with one of those.

Plugs.
Strip 502 of 8 1/2 by Eleven is now up. I also got Lucas all worried, my tooncast shows up #2 on google for an "8 1/2 by Eleven" search just under his site, gonna try to take over the top spot!

Also, Ben Byrd's fiction archive was updated. He has a interesting little spoof interview, Anderson Cooper interviewing Satan. It is called, appropriately Interview. Very funny.

Also, I am negotiating with yet another author to publish his work here (doing better than my lazy ass webcomic contributers), it is all worked, it is just working on the details. Perhaps something tomorrow.

A little more about yesterdays (and todays song).
Someone at work was dissappointed that I did not talk more about Rubber Soul, the Album Michelle is off of. I promised them I would tonight as they wanted to hear my opinions on it. Rubber Soul is arguably the best Beatles album, again arguably. Rubber Soul marks a departure from the bubble gum mop top, to a more artistic, ecletic, and amazing musically vision that really defined rock and roll. Rubber Soul, followed by Revolver, followed by Sgt. Pepper . . I don't know is any other band can lay claim to the kinds of music released in a three year period like the Beatles did. Of those three albums, two always appear in top 10 best album of all time list, sometimes all three. Rubber Soul also directly influenced Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys, another frighteningly amazing album, easily Brian Wilson's best stuff. Wilson is quoted as say after hearing Rubber Soul, he went right out and made Pet Sounds.

My favorite of that bunch is actually Revolver, and "the White Album" is my favorite Beatles album. Perhaps it is worth a tangent to explore the Beatles music? Many of you youg fans are only familar with their hits. I can play you some stuff that you would swear would blow your mind.

Ok, so maybe Malach is obsessed.
I actually watched some of this today, is it getting rather OJ -esque. This is gonna be fun . . . all this with Phil Spector trial coming up too . . .

Was my wife there?
Some one find out where my wife was when this happened! Also my site has been getting hit for the phrase Naked Kate . . . hehe it makes her uncomfortable. SHH don't tell here about the secret archive!

And of course, gotta get the daily Britney.
So she left rehab again, next move? Either death, Playboy, or another 55 hour marriage.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Hey, IT'S JUST MANNY BEING MANNY! Won't shock me if next week, Manny shows up with Britney Spears on his arm.

Only in Rhode Island.
Yeah RI has a bunch of silly laws, so this comes as no surprise. Some other nutty stuff?
1. There is no helmet law, except for motocycle passengers, drivers do not have to wear one
2. It is perfectly legal to own fireworks, but illegal to transport them by including by foot.
3. Every dog track in the state (there are three of them) has floors and floors of slot machines, and gaming, but the do not allow a full fledged Casinos.

Biggest little state in the Union!

This is interesing.
So Tom Brady impregnation and subsequent break up with Bridgette Monyahan is national news, but Bill Belichick's 20 year extra marital affair is barely a blip on the radar.

Malach's Quote of the Day
It is what it is - Bill Belichick

I am Malach and no wonder I am getting listed as "gossip/celebrity blogs".

Michelle, ma belle . . .

2.20.2007

Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble.
Très bien ensemble.

Plugs.
501 of 8 1/2 by Eleven in up. Also, I listened to the entire podcast at work today, and it might be our best one yet. FUNNY. Highlights? The Jacko interview, JonBenet new jarmate, and Murk imitating the Angry Veteran having sex. Check it out.

You are Listening too . . .
The Beatles were extremely good song crafters, and this song, is very complicated while being very straightforward, they did a number of emotional confusing songs like this, Mockingbird, and Hide Your Love Away are two that come right to mind. This song, Michelle is a song of longing, perhaps of unrequited love, and other word play. Very beautiful and sad song.

Song also has a bit of special meaning. My Aunt was named Michelle. She passed away more than 10 years ago, from cancer, about my age when she died. The painting at left was made after her death. It is interesting how music makes you think of things.

Even Tony Blair is abandoning Bush.
Reducing troops, as we send more. Unfortunately, we are going to pull out by the latest the first year of our next president, and Iraq will be a HUGE mess.

Ana Nicole not to be outdone by Britney.
Back in the news, thanks to mom.

And of course, the Britster fights back.
Finally in rehab, or maybe an institution.

Mitt Beelzebub Romney wants you to meet him.
And the crazy cultist is the first to the gate with an Ad.

Yahya Jemmeh.
Hey buddy, with shiite like this, you moving your way up into Malach's top 5 Insane world leaders list. And you will be the first black to get there . . a groundbreaker like Tony Dungy.

Shaun of The Dead.
So Malach finally got to sit down and watch the whole thing in one sitting (I have seen most of it in pieces, and not the first 20 minutes). Two thumbs WAY UP!

Malach's Quote of the Day.

I am Malach, and I knew it too.

Early Blog Tonight.

2.19.2007

It's a Holiday and me got a date.
So, one big plug, the latest in The Murk and Malach Show podcast is now up. This is our long lost XMas show, which Murk calls the biggest piece of crap he has ever heard. I don't know about that, I have listened to the first 15 minutes of it and laughed my ass off. Listen to the rest of it at work tomorrow. It is show number 13, fun stuff, Interview Jacko, give out presents, have a nauseating egg nog drinking contest, and find JonBenet a new playmate.

President's Day.
Anyone really take this holiday seriously, I mean besides a day off from work, for some? Seems even this country has no idea how to react to it.

Prince Harry is off to Iraq.
So what will be the reaction of England, Europe, Canada if he is killed?

Wow.
This is gonna be interesting. We'll see if we get a monopoloy out of this, or the option to bring down terrestrial radio.

Lets see.
So a bunch of these appear on E-Bay in what, maybe 2 days? Ok since Malach told a tasteless dead baby joke yesterday, against his better judgement, here is a tasteless Holocaust one. Hey I am a equal opportunity jerk!

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza . . .

A Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Oh man there goes my Hebrew demographic.

Hey.
So this guy in trying to make Revelations seem right?

2036
So let's see, Malach will be 64 by then? I wanted to live a bit longer. I do agree though, the UN should take much more responsibity in world affairs . . . of course the US hasn't paid their full UN dues since 1995 and owes about $1.3 Billion is dues.

Check it out.
MSN got the Britney Spears head shaving gallery! We'll at least she is getting the publicity she craves.

Malach's Quote of the Day

I am Malach, Cowabunga Dude.

500!

2.18.2007

Lucas did it.
After two years of comic, Lucas finally hit strip number 500 of 8 1/2 by Eleven. Congrats! I am defnitely going have to do something for him, I just gotta put it together!

The Murk and Malach Show.
Will be either up tonight late, or tomorrow. Murk is going on a little vaca, and after he get back, we will begin work on the next podcast.

You are Listening too . ..
I Can't Wait, by The White Stripes. The Stripes are pretty amazing, The Nirvana of the modern music scene. They do some pretty amazing things considering they are mostly Jack White (with a little of Meg's Johnringokeith Moonstarrbonham nasty drumming). Incorporating some of the big sound of the 1970's Beatles, and Led Zeppelin, incorporating the blues masters and punk, taking stuff from Sonic Youth and the Pixies, and throwing in some of the best stuff of the post Nirvana era, like Beck, Johnny Cash, and much of the Seattle sound. Fuggin' Amazing shiite.

Malach is not a huge NASCAR fan.
But I will watch it, and must say, the end of today's Daytona 500 was pretty awesome. I know I have never seen someone finish any NASCAR race, never mind place in the top 20, coming in sliding on his roof while on fire, like Clint Boyer (Finished 18th) did.

Yeah so I am a closet redneck . . get it from mom.

Lead for lunch junior.
No seriously, how does this go unnoticed for so long?

Oh, Oh, Oh.
Let's see if this one works . . . It will benefit the entire US workforce.

Wow.
So this reminds of a joke . .

What is the difference between an Aston Martin and a bag of dead babies?

I don't have an Aston Martin in my garage.

Holy Crap!
No new Ana Nicole news today!

So it seems Micheal Irvin is no longer with ESPN.
Well, kind of hard to smoke crack all day long when you have a TV show to do. So, who's gonna wear those crazy outfits? My money is on Ron Jaworski.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Well, the new Roush-Fenway team only did like 5th today, man does John Henry have a lot on money or what?

Oh Britney.
Wow, Britney, you making Lindsay sane here. I love it!

NO WAY!
That dirty little whore Bridget Moynahan is trying to ruin Tom Brady's good name!

Malach's Quote of the Day
The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical. - Nikos Kazantzakis

I am Malach, and Britney, let me remodel your website!

OK, what is up with Britney Spears now?

2.17.2007

One plug.
Ben Byrd's fiction archive has been updated with a new short story called Pledge.

So you seen the latest pics of Britney.
Yeah, she shaved but not her crotch. She shaved her head, a couple of days out of a supposed one day Rehab, was seen at a tattoo parlor . . . So, I guess she has joined a cult? Maybe she's a Scientologist?

I don't know there Britney, there has been a lot of talk about turning you recent behavior around. I am not sure about this one. Of course it worked rather well for Sinead O'Connor.

Of course, will Malach feel guilty if he just found out she went through extensive chemo and has cancer? Probably not.

Bush's Moles.
Benign huh? The ones in my yard are fresh.

And just cause we can't leave the Ana Nicole circus alone.
That right, front page CNN.com news, her body was emballed today!

Hey.
I wish I had four legs, or arms, or even fingers.

Some Pats News.
Charlie Weis and his stomach reduction surgery. I rember him almost dying, the cart he used to get around with for about 6 months, it was a mess. And as Malach stated, the Pats will put up the $$ to sign Samuel, this is just a step to show they are serious, they will have him signed by the draft.

Wow.
Remind me never to die in Hampton Bays, New York.

Malach's "Quote" of the Day.

I am Malach, nothing but a gold digger.