OK, what is up with Britney Spears now?

2.17.2007

One plug.
Ben Byrd's fiction archive has been updated with a new short story called Pledge.

So you seen the latest pics of Britney.
Yeah, she shaved but not her crotch. She shaved her head, a couple of days out of a supposed one day Rehab, was seen at a tattoo parlor . . . So, I guess she has joined a cult? Maybe she's a Scientologist?

I don't know there Britney, there has been a lot of talk about turning you recent behavior around. I am not sure about this one. Of course it worked rather well for Sinead O'Connor.

Of course, will Malach feel guilty if he just found out she went through extensive chemo and has cancer? Probably not.

Bush's Moles.
Benign huh? The ones in my yard are fresh.

And just cause we can't leave the Ana Nicole circus alone.
That right, front page CNN.com news, her body was emballed today!

Hey.
I wish I had four legs, or arms, or even fingers.

Some Pats News.
Charlie Weis and his stomach reduction surgery. I rember him almost dying, the cart he used to get around with for about 6 months, it was a mess. And as Malach stated, the Pats will put up the $$ to sign Samuel, this is just a step to show they are serious, they will have him signed by the draft.

Wow.
Remind me never to die in Hampton Bays, New York.

Malach's "Quote" of the Day.

I am Malach, nothing but a gold digger.