Malach takes care of the buckos

2.09.2007

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None, I know your sad.

Now to help the buckos.
So, the question posed to the all powerful Malach is as follows.

Is self gratifying yourself to a picture of Anna Nicole Smith a form of Necorphilia?

Well first we must define Necrophilia, and of course, we can use our friends at Wikipedia for that, cause we all know, that if you want information on deviant sex practices, turn to Wiki (yeah I am trademarking that). So, Necrophilia is: is a paraphilia characterized by a sexual attraction to corpses. The word is artificially derived from Ancient Greek: νεκρός (nekros; "corpse," or "dead") and φιλία (philia; "love"). The term appears to have originated from Krafft-Ebing's 1886 work Psychopathia Sexualis.

Figuratively, the term "necrophilia" describes an inordinate desire to control another person, usually in the interpersonally controlling as to be better-suited to relationships with nonresponsive people.

Yeah, wiki also has a sub article on consesual sex with a corpse, but JesusMan! is not worth their time.

So, basicall, unless you are whacking it off to a picture of her corpse, or imaging her dead whilst pulling your pud, it is not necrophilia. Hell, people still rub one out the Marilyn Monroe and Mama Cass don't they (Mama Cass comment was for the Angry Piper).

But, I supposed there is another side to this, whacking off while looking at her actual corpse (I mean like live), but I also suppose it depends on the thought. I mean supposed she look really hot at the wake, and you thinking about here being alive, not necrophilia. But say your a morgue worker, and do it right next to her naked corpse, that pretty borderline, even if you weren't fantasy about her dead. Well, always wear a condom.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
A ghost, hung like a horse, an f-in HUGE horse, would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas...I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, Well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem. - Anna Nicole Smith.

Now this bring a different debate. Having sexual intercourse with ghosts. Well, ghost are dead, so basically what I am saying here is that Anna Nicole was a nercophiliac.

I am Malach and I really like Regina Spektor.