DMDSS is back

2.15.2007

For better or worse this blog has left the world of romance, and come back to what it usually is.
Of course, I have no clue what that is.

Plugs.
A couple. Fetus-X published a late Valentine's comic, and ony Fetus-X can do.

Also loaded a new one from Ben Byrd, entitled Pop. Many of my readers will love this story, as it deals mainly with the modern entertainment industry, the internet/cell phone era, and the idiocy of youth.

What to do with Ana Body?
Well using it for sex is defintely necrophilia. I suppose you could have it taxidermied, I doubt anyone would know the difference. And of course Malach provides you with all the Ana Nicole dirt.
Paternity suit by Zsa Zsa's husband!
DNA test that would make Maury Povich Jealous.
Strippers are sad!

Tim Hardaway.
So if you think Tim Hardaway is gay, raise your hand? Have you heard his comments, basically advocating genocide. My favorite line of the whole rant:

"I'm homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States."

So, Timmy, you do realize the US is not the world? Yeah, he's an ass-pirate.

OK, so which is it?
Now they say fish is good for preggers? I guess a little murcury poisoning never hurt no one.

Hey Baby, Googe me.
So, Google had this up on their site yesturday. Even the mighty Google makes a error here or there? Or was it intentional? Google is not talking.

IDK, Googing sounds fun, I think.

Live Earth.
Brought to you by Al Gore, the same guy who's married of paranoid music censor Tipper Gore . . . interesting.

Of course there is water on Mars!
How else do you think the little green men quench their thirst.

NASCAR.
In a way you go to love a sport where so much cheating goes on, but my god Micheal Waltrip, jet fuel? BTW, anyone else wondering when he comes out of the closet like me?

Don't give me this crap!
Fool around with my genes you bastards!

Peanut Butter and Jelly!
Thats all I put in my belly!

Malach has said this a million times.
You can paint feces pink and put a bow on it, but in the end, it's still only feces. I love you WalMart.

Malach's Quote of the Day
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. - Howard Stern

I am Malach sitting on my angry chair.