I think you owe me a great big apology

1.30.2007

The plugs.
8 1/2 by Eleven was updated. Also Life Lessons was updated with perhaps Mr. Tooserious's weirdest life lesson. So #5 is up.

Also over at the WoW, Malach posted three sneak previews of upcoming 2007 movies one of his Hollywood friends gave him. Also Murk went on some tirade about the "New Socialist Agenda". Yeah whatever Derby Boy, where's the fuggin' podcast?

And I am very close to completing JesusMan! 5:2, for a little forshadowing, yes, Pope Benedict will make an appearance in this one.

US no longer selling F14 parts.
Don't worry buckos, Malach will be selling them on Ebay next week.

Self Mutilation in the name of God.
This goes back to a old comparison I made about modern Islam being akin to Middle Ages Christianity. Let me explain it again. If you take the three Abrhamic Religions (Judiasm, Christianity, and Islam) and compare their histories. Judiasm began about 2000BCE. Their early history was of scattered ideals and tribes, eventually joining up into several sects, and a 1000 to 1500 or so years later proceeded to wipe out other religions and blasphemy, and then settled into a fairly peaceful religious ideal. Christianity began about 10BCE, was a bunch of scattered ideals, eventually joining up into several sects, and a 1000-1500 or so years later proceeded to wipe out other religions and blasphemy, and then settled into a fairly peaceful religious ideal. Islam began in 700CE was a bunch of scattered ideals, eventually joining up into several sects, and a 1000-1500 or so years later proceeded to wipe out other religions and blasphemy . . . . yeah, that is the point Islam is at. Sooner or later they will move into a more peaceful ideal, hopefully sooner.

FIDEL!
Can't you just die already? I need my Carribean Las Vegas back!

I am and Opera singer!
I am an opera singer
I will sing when youre all dead
I sing the mountains crumbling apart
I sing what cant be said

Stonehenge.
It will be interesing to see what this turn out to be.

Hey.
I thought David Koresh was dead?

Malach's Quote of the Day
These people remain here because I have thoroughly opened to them the seven seals. - David Koresh

I am Malach and I am not amused.

8 comments:

Toyi said...

Oh Man "God Integrated with him?" My goodness I thought that is what happened to every single christian... following the statement "God lives inside us" why is soooo dificult for Christian to follow the principles of "Not being too stupid".

What if he is right, for that matter, what is David Koresh was right? What is Jesus has come back and he is the homeless man down the street?

Toyi said...

Well sounds like you don't get it, Jesus never left, he remans with us he lives in us, we don't need to go touch a Pysical Jesus.

He warns us in the bible for slides like this... many will rise and many even "will" perform miracles, some people will say "Hey Jesus is in the desert, hey Jesus is here or there" but DO NOT go because I am with you...

The worst mistake ever is confusing who do you follow, Christ or people that speaks about him? uhhh very dangerous and slily different.
You know my story, and is clear that we need to be smart, things start going out of principles and then they are doomed and they also doom their followers.

Sorry, I am talking about the second coming.

Toyi said...

acording to Bible, Jesus will stop by earth w/o really entering and materializing, (for the rapture) he will come as a lightning speed take his church and be gone.
The second comming will count for judgement day, so is not booked anywhere that he will come and do miracles or stuff like that or stay for long time, but bible say that after the rapture there will be 2 prophets sent from heaven called "Witnesses" and they will defy the world and Gov, they will make fire come from sky and also will lock the skies and there will be no rain, they will be killed and left out for 3 days and they will come back to life and then doom day lol

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Christopher said...

Shove the fucking podcast. No Jesusman update, no podcast, got it?

When do we go into prodution for the animated series? Has that dude contacted you?

JesusMan by Saturday.