Cisco, the pain, the pleasure and the lost memories

1.16.2007

But first . . .
8 1/2 by Eleven updated.

So cruising the net today . .
Looking to link a WoW article I posted to Cisco Wine. So Malach found a most entertaining site. Bumwines.com. It seems the gentlemen at Bumwines went about trying all the cheap, high alchohol content wines, and reviewed them. As their tagline says:

Call them bum wines, street wines, fortified wines, wino wines, or twist-cap wines. Whatever you call these beverages for the economical drunkard, this page explores the top five. So curl up on a heating duct and enjoy...

Nice. They explore all your favorites, Night Train, Mad Dog 20/20, Cisco, Thunderbird, Wild Irish Rose. It seems their requirement was these wine have to be cheap and high in alcohol content. It was all very interesting reading. Malach has tried, Mad Dog, Cisco, and Night Train, along with their honorable mention Buckfast Tonic Wine.

But back to why I was posting; so I once got particulary wasted on Cisco and Tanqueray (Yeah I paid for it, bad combo) and haven't done or even seen Cisco since. Cisco is strange, and knocks you for a loop and a half. It was always called liquid crack and after doing it I can see why (not that Malach has ever done any cocaine based drug). To me it was cough syrup with a high alcohol content and some type of hallucinagenic in it. Here what I remember of that night. I went to someones apartment, but don't remeber who's. Me and this guy from Uganda named Pete spent the night downing glasses of Cisco and shots of Tanqueray. Pete was cool; black man with cool dreads; two weeks into the US and loving it. I can't remember what was discussed, but I know we solved all the worlds problems. Not only were we wasted, that stupor that only Cisco can give you, we were also watching The Last Temptation of Christ. It was all pretty psychedelic.

Of course I passed out, Pete was nowhere to be found (was he even real?) the next day, and had a NASTY 2 day hangover . . . ahh college.

Now after reading Bumwines review of Cisco, I absolutely agree. So kids, look for Cisco, it will make you cool like Malach.

The Dining Room.
Many of you have seen the recent kitchen remodel me and the wife did. In that article I pointed out that the kitchen is on the end of a large 28' by 12' room, that begins with the front door foyer, enters the dining area, and then ends in the kitchen. I have been doing the dining area for the past week. It is looking nice and about 85% done. The wife is not helping becuase of her back injury, but she likes it alot so far. We are doing it in a Kashmiri/Indian style, and I will be doing a scrolling pattern toward the top of the wall. All I have left to do (well beyond replacing the light fixture and the floor for the entire area) is the molding and the scrolling. By the way, did I mention this room will have 4 colors? Pictures and article when done.

Naomi Campbell.
Wow, rich famous people are all really nuts. Naomi just needs a few glasses of Cisco, or maybe not.

Get Ready World.
For the return of Hedonistic CUBA! ARRIBA!

This is very interesting.
I will be interesting to see if Netflix, can protect it's content.

Bare Bottom Crooks
You make the rockin' world go round. I am sure you can find the uncensored video somewhere.

Don't let them take away . . .
YOU FREEDOM! Right Angry Piper?

Even the NFL.
That showed live boobies in a Superbowl, don't want Britney Spears.

I told you all.
Cell Phones are evil.

The String Theory.
Theoretical Astrophysics is all very interesting. So is mans need to have a God.

Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins, greatest little hobbit of them all!

Malach's Quote of the Day.
All the heretics I have known have been virtuous men. - Benjamin Franklin

I am Malach and everybody wants a million bucks, but Id rather have a million days with you.

5 comments:

Toyi said...

Well I doubt that will be the end of Cuba, Chavez just announced openly that Venezuela will be a socialist country and he is actually getting involved Bolivian & Perubian President with the idea...

The String Theory... o Wow now I beleiev Science found God & speaking lol

Drink some Cisco Woman!

The Angry Piper said...

Cisco and Tanqueray. That sounds half-appealing, and the appealing half ain't the Cisco.

Toyi said...

Bla... lets just follow Paula Abdul steps,we will be happier...

Straight up now tell me