UGH!

5.01.2007

Plugs.
There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven up, and I must say, there is not enough Theramin comedy in the world . . . most of you might not know what a Theramin is, unless you are a fan of the Beach Boys. Listen for the strange whistling sound.

Also, there a couple on funny posts up at the wow. This one, I am a Marvel . . and I'm a DC is hilarious. Malach also put up some new undercover video of Otis Serungis, and a Top Ten Terms for Defecation list.

UGH!
The Kombucha Mushroom People lost thier first game today. The site is updated mostly. We never play well under the lights, and that is what happened today. And Papelbon just blew his first save . . see it is all interrelated.

Bush Veto.
So Dubya, evidently did not get the message from the last election and vetoed the Iraq Bill. This is going to be a VERY interesting showdown, especially since 70% of the American People want out. If we are going to stay into Iraq, there needs to be some major changes, included the possibility of conscription. Remember how long Japan and Europe were occupied after WWII? What, yeah they still have a US military presence.

Immigration.
There is a huge push to possibly legalize all illegal Americans who have been in this country for 5 years. This is getting closer to reality. Malach works for an organization that does extensive work with illegals and undocumenteds. Here what you need to do to be prepared. Get everything you can find to prove you have been here for 5 years, employment record, land lord letters, etc, and wait. While waiting protest.

The ethics of Deep Space travel . . .
I like the anti-gravity sex part . . that's hot!

Tom Poston.
RIP to Tom Poston, who made bit parts in a number of popular TV shows, cool.

Kent State.
Interesting, you think Lee Harvey Oswald was somehow involved in this too?

"I just wasn't in the right frame of mind that night,"
Wow, lady, that's understatment.

Tom Brady.
Ultimate Team Player.

MMMMMMM
TACOS!

HUGO CHAVEZ!
YOU LIED TO MALACH!

Let me get this straight . . .
Phil Spector's Lawyer is also John Gotti's?

WARNING NUDITY!
You got to love MSNBC headlines . . .. Waterfowl wage genital warfare . . and of course the sub headline . . . . 'Arms race' has resulted in longer phalluses, more elaborate vaginas. Seriously though, is this science, can one go to graduate school and study duck genitalia?

Malach's Quote/Video of the Day
The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience. - The Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

I am Malach and I have found Muad'Dib

8 comments:

Toyi said...

Yeah, people is really expecting something positive about it, generally last month the spanish business has been very slow, people does not want to get into house or car purchases preventing bad news... in other words they are not investing that much) but just wait, if this new law gets approved... those numbers are going to hit really hard.

Space.. lol get Eunucs, that will take care of that part. But I was thinking the other day, you see to move to a mew planet we will also need something like Noah's ark.

Eunics? What you want to castrate people now?

Joey Polanski said...

I like a elaborate vagina -- one wif lotsa offshoots & side tunnels, kinda like a labiarinth.

Hey Joey, I missed ya

Toyi said...

Eunics, well they don't have to be eunics physically but at least spiritually lol lol I know a couple of those, just go to any church they are not hard to find.

an elaborated vagina? well a chastity belt will do th job quickly so you don't have to wait until women evolve, oh wow here another answer to space G-part lol

Wow, your right out of the 15th century

Toyi said...

I just hope their heads don't grow up, because they will have to make room inside their heads for that. That will be like a secondary symptoms

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