It's story time.

12.06.2006

As many of you know . .
Malach works with the disabled, of all ages, some are homeless, some need help with things like school, vocational services, help with Social Security, food, bills, whatever. On occasion, Malach helps clients move. Well sometimes more than on an occasion.

Malach has this recent case of a client who was injured at work. Malach helped him with his Workman's Comp, find the right doctors and Physical Therapy, and such, and also with housing court when his landlord, decided he did not want to put up with late rent payments (kind of hard to pay your rent when you lose all income for a couple months) and evicted him, and helphim find a new cheaper apartment. Of course the guys only family is his 85 year old father, so Malach and a co-worker decided to help him move.

That is all well and good, me and this co-worker have done this plenty of times, and at least this wasn't one of these 3rd floor across the city to another 3rd floor move. Also this client had packed and moved most of the small stuff, and just needed help with stuff like the fridge, and furniture.

Did I also mention this client had a lot of animals. 2 beautiful parrots, several reptiles, perhaps 40 or so other birds, and 2 fish tanks. The tanks he had empty, and had sold all the rest of the animals, except for the two large birds. Now, these were large fish tanks. One was a 55 gallon, fine, Malach used own a 55 gallon. The other was a 110 gallon. Interesting, never picked one up.

So, we move the 55 gallon, and head back into his cellar for the 110. So Malach and his co worker, go to lift the big tank . . . . I did not realize, these tanks weigh about 300lbs EMPTY. Now Malach is not a small guy, and he lifts 6 days a week, and is above average in strength. My co-worker, while short is a strong guy too. This was a struggle. Imagine this thing, about 4' long and 3' high. The glass alone was an 1 1/2" thick. So now you add water to these things . . . 8lbs per gallon. That pushing 1200lbs. HOLY SHIT.

So not only did we move it up 10 stairs and out of his house to a flatbed truck, we brought it back to my workplace and down 15 stairs, and then helped someone who he gave it away too load it in their truck after climbing 15 more stairs at work with the sucker.

Needless to say I am a little physically drained. World's Strongest Man here I come. Man, Santa's gotta bring me some good stuff now!

What the Hell?
Where my name on this report? You took all the crap in this book from my blog.

Hey, I wanna live on Mars.
I want to get there before property goes through the roof.

More Parent should do this to some of their kids.
Did I ever tell you I work with a lot of kids just like this.

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Yeah, no biggie,
I saw this at a porn site the other day.

Speaking of Porn.
Yet another fun Wiki page from a random search. Not is fun as this page though . . help decorate it!

NO, NOT VAUNISTON!
No, they can't break up! I have lost all faith in celebrity marriage and relationships. I still have TomKat though!

Ahh Andy Dick.
He just apologized for using the N-Word . . . he should just really apologize for being Andy Dick.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
This one's for all you Star Trek fans.

Shatner's face is priceless.

I am Malach and if I had a Million Dollars . . .