BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH!

12.13.2006

See, the power of Mind Bullets.
I told you Everybody loves Rayomond, except for Malach. One down, 5 or six more to go. Don't mess with me, I'm a BAD man.

A plug or two.
The Stool Sample Reading Room is proud to announce the addition or E.W. Harbor Grace to our fold. He has one short but awesome story entitled Phaeton's Lottery, and we are hoping for more. E.W. is a "refugee" from Hill-TV. Cap'n Flack also put up an awesome article about the most evil man in America, Mitt Romney over at the WoW.

You are listening too . . .
Yes, Malach is embarassed to say that he love Last Christmas by WHAM!. Perhaps the Angry Piper has more influence on me than I thought. So does it make me gay that I like this song? The wife says yes.

And Speaking of the Rominator.
Pretty soon he will give authorization for you to shoot suspected illegal aliens. DOWN WITH MITT ROMNEY!

Man, the hookers never get a break.
And how the Hell are your supposed to make a living as a hooker if the cops give you a 5pm curfew.

Who better to defend your morals than . . .
Paris Hilton? Piper, there both single, but they would have to put a bit of bulk on for you. Hopefully now Lindsay Hohan will also come and defend Miss Pantyless.

Warning, ethnic joke ahead.
Of course they went extinct . . .the Chinese probably ate them all.

Circumcision prevents HIV?
This is a very strange study, and I don't see how this is possible, but it is a very in depth study. It is going to be interesting to see the CDC try to explain this one. Of course this could just be the man trying to wipe out the black man. This open a whole can of worms also.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Welcome to Boston Daisuke Matsuzaka. I am very excited about this acquistion, as excited as when they signed Schilling, Pedro, and Manny. Being a pitcher, this kids has some NASTY stuff. He reminds me alot of Pedro Martinez. And then there's a Houston Writer reporting that the BoSox offered a can't refuse deal to Clemens. Interesting.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Look, Archie Bunker ain't bigoted! I'm always the first to say, "It ain't your fault you're colored!" - Archie Bunker

I am Malach and last Christmas I gave you my heart.

3 comments:

Toyi said...

Oh well Paris that is the point of view of a single person, a mother has given up the "single life" role after chosing to have kids and care for them, should do so, and not only for Britney but for every mother in the world.

Paris Hilton should marry Mitt Romney and become the Anti-Christess.

Toyi said...

^ yeah hopefully that will balance the scale a little bit, is always good to have a couple that has what the other don't so they balance each other...

so what will I need to balance? lol