Equal Oppotunity Agonostics, or Really Looking for that One Way Ticket to Hell

6.01.2005

Just to show you that myslef and Hex, are equal opportunity agonostics, we introduce in the next episode series of JesusMan (entitled Rapture), Vishnu. The next episode series is so funny, it makes the previous episodes seem as a dissertation of the mechanical function of a lever. There will be numerous guest appearances, in the next beyond Vishnu, but those will be surprises. Our hope is to piss off enough Gods, to guarantee us a one way ticket to eternal damnation.

Becuase of JesusMan, I have had a number of people question my religious beliefs. I will use this little forum to spread the Good News of Malacholism. First off, I am not an atheist, I do believe there is a God. I don't believe that God is a old man with a beard sitting up in heaven, but more of a spiritual being, not understandable by man.

Now we get to the tricky part . . . was Jesus the Son of Man? The Messiah? Honestly, does it really matter? I don't care who or what you worship: Yhaweh, Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Vishnu, etc. All religions derive from the earliest religions. Look at Zoroastrianism, The Egyptain, and Greek/Roman relgions and see how similarJudao-Christain tradition is to them. One of my favorite sites on the net is Religious Tolerance.com. This site basically breaks down every religion in the world, from the common to the not-so-common, in a simply easy to understand format, and provides information, UNBIASED information. If you are unsure of your beliefs, or just want to explore, this is the place to go. I can spend hours at this site.

Remember this, all major religions, they teach us the same philosophies. In a nut shell:

1. Treat people as you want to be treated
2. Respect the Earth as it is a gift
3. Know there is something greater than you.

Nice huh? Now if only the world could follow it.

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