To get you in the Halloween Mood

10.30.2006

Happy Halloween, Hail Satan!
Halloween is a favorite of Malach's, it allows me to openly and freely practice worshipping the Devil, or so some would have you believe. Many a Fundamentalist Christian denounces Halloween as just that, a way for the man in red to convert you. Just ask my buddy Jack Chick (man Jack, sell your domain name, a porn company would pay huge money for chick.com, just think of all the money you would have to save our souls). So with that being said the video below will set the mood . . . More tomorrow


What is this?
The Angry Piper has published a new book review? It must be Halloween Magic.

Sorry.
I know I promised you new galleries and webcomics today, didn't get the chance to put them up, tomrrow, I promise.

St. Louis, Gateway to the West . . .
and the most dangerous city in the U.S. I knew there was more than one reason I hated St. Louis.

Hey Wal-Mart.
If I wanted chic, I would go to Target, and I hate Target. Sell me the cheap stuff.

Jack Chick, Buddy.
So, you think Adam and Eve lived here before they Garden of Eden or what? Wow, pick on the chick day, btw, I have the Cthulhu Chick Tract. I am still waiting for the legal threats.

Arrr.
No comment. Well none beyond they should have saved this for International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

A Moat Around Israel?
I don't know about this one. I mean where the Hell are you supposed to find Kosher crocodiles these days?

Malach's Quote of the Day.
During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through a singularly dreary tract of country, and at length found myself, as the shades of the evening drew on, within view of the melancholy House of Usher. - Edgar Allan Poe

I am Malach and my delemna this evening it try to watch the Patriots game and Heroes at the same time.

7 comments:

Andy T. Nguyen said...

And I too promise a webcomic soon!

Yay, Hail Satan!

Toyi said...

Go Satan enjoy while you can... you have little time left....

Me, why do I have terminal Cancer? And what is Satan enjoying myself?

Toyi said...

I didn't say that to you, to Satan...

Be nice to Satan. Hey I got question. If God is all forgiving, why can he not forgive Satan?

Toyi said...

Well hello I would need to be God to answer that!!