Fiesta!

10.07.2006

Happy Birthday, Dr. Jen!
A late comer as a bucko, Dr. Jen is a old friend of a old friend and a contributer to the WoW. Happy Birthday, unsure of the age.

The Curse of A-Rod?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Yankees lost!?! With perhaps the most stacked lineup ever. They are cursed. Since the have gone on this nutty spending spree since their last Wrold Series. Now you Yankees fans have a little taste of what being a member of Red Sox Nation was all about pre 2004. You know they want to blame it on A-Rod, but guys, there are plenty of high paid superstars on your team that have also not shown up for the post season. And the fact that their payroll is 80 milion higher than the second highest payroll (the Red Sox), makes it even better.

You are Listening too . . .
Fiesta, by the Pogues in honor of the Birthday Girl.

What we need . .
is some MIGHTY HEROES!

How the Worm has turned.
So now, years after the stupid Monica Lewinsky scandal, the Republican Party hads turned into a deviant, lying, bunch of scumbags.

1. Marc Foley
2. Inaction pre 9/11
3. Falsely started wars
4. Essentially breeding a new breed of terrorist with post war plan
5. Katrina
6. Suspending Constitutional Rights
7. Ostracizing 11+ million Americans, who don't have papers saying they are Americans.
8. Having a debt that would get most legs broken.

I want to be, a Republican!

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
GO TIGERS!

Malach's Quote of the Day.
It doesn't feel different being here [at the All-Star Game]. I feel like I'm on an All-Star team everyday. - Derek Jeter

I am Malach and to quote a T-shirt you can buy outside Fenways for $5: Jeter has AIDS.

7 comments:

Agreed, but we need a Birthday Song!

The Angry Piper said...

Yeah Dude...I'm a Pogues fanatic. Poor choice.


And Dr. Jen is 43.

But I need a weird part song, and what is weirder than McGowan sing a Mexican song? He even does Spanish (like you can understand his English).

Dr. Jen said...

bite me Piper. Bite me long and hard

Dr. Jen said...

Thank you Malach for such a wonderful birthday tribute. Here's a piece of Cake for you :) Yum.

Toyi said...

If is not too late, Happy Birthday Jen!!

Dr. Jen said...

thank you Toyi. Much appreciated. Unlike the Piper's rude overexaggeration of my age. I may be bright and professional in my docorly duties, but I am in no way shape or form anywhere near the alleged age of 43, just to set the record straight (not like the Piper)