2000 - 2006
It was announced officially by Cartoon Network, that they were shutting down Cartoon Orbit. After a tumultuous year of limited updates, errors, scammers, and unfixed and broken bugs, they finally gave in, and probably in a effort to focus the attention on their MMORPG for 2008. I met a lot of buckos and internet friends through Orbit. I myself has stopped most Orbit activities a year ago, mainly using the points to run contests. And now you can all be jealous of my certificate of greatness: 
There's a joke in there, something about years of my life wasted and all I got was this stupid shirt.
Heroes
OK, I watched it Murk, you were right, very, very good show. I'm hooked. This will be the first network show I have been into in a LONG time. Since I have not watched the networks in a while, I am shocked to see the amount of gore and violence . . . catching up with cable? You can still catch the first two episodes online.
TJ Whosyourmama.
So the Bengals can't believe they lost. They sound just like all those other teams that feel to the Pats over the past 5 years. Big WoW post on this tomorrow.
And this idiot.
Albert Haynesworth. Dude, that is boderline assualt. You deserve the suspension and whatever other revenge is given to you by the other teams you play for this.
Just Wait.
Wait until you see Malach's Halloween Costume . . . pics coming soon! I am going to be disowned once again.
Stool Sample.
I spoke with Psychout today, and he says he will have not only new episodes of Sprite Worlds That Combine And Stuff, but he has a new webcomic, I will be hosting. Fat Bug is on a little but of hold again as I try and finish up a clients website this week. Drix's Gallery has been updated yet again.
Revenge?
Perhaps, he did not like the movies Kingpin? What too soon for jokes? Sorry.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
McGuirk: Give me those wings.
Melissa: No, I'll get in trouble. Coach, please.
McGuirk: No. Coach wants to fly away.
Melissa: Coach, are you drunk?
McGuirk: Yeah, that's why I came to the mall.
- Home Movies
I am Malach, and I don't advocate the killing of the Amish . . .
Goodbye Cartoon Orbit
10.02.2006
Posted by Malach the Merciless at 9:09 PM
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Your so insightly recently Crumb, I never even thought of that.
Hey, remember when we watched sports as kids, and incidents like Mike Tyson biting Holyfield's ear off, Rodman headbutting a ref and kicking a cameraman in the nuts, and Haynesworth stomping on another fucking player's head with his cleats wouldn't have been tolerated?
There shouldn't be a debate about how long his suspension is going to be. This fucking psycho should be banned from play.
You know...try to kill someone by stomping on their head = lose your NFL contract and GO TO FUCKING JAIL, like any normal person would.
Christ, why do you think I stopped throwing people through windshields?
I can't do time, man.
Wow, did you meet Christ?
Aha, every 23 minute someone suffers a TBI.
^Translate please?
TBI = Traumatic Brain Injury
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