"Terrel has 25 Million reasons why he should be alive"

9.27.2006

TEEEEOOOH, TEEOHH, TEEOHH!
What did Malach tell you. Would not the Dallas Cowboys be the ultimate reality show this year? Mike "the Drunken Kicker" Vanderjact, you been much too quiet, and frighteningly Terry Glenn has been a model of stabilty. He TO, fire your moron of Publicist for the comment in the title. Read all about the circus, it's coming to Philly this weekend. Oh and NFL, I want a piece if you make this a reality show.

So who's the biggest attention whore? TO, John Mark Karr, Captain Spacefarmer, or Malach?

Check it out.
The NEW Stool Sample Webcomics is coming together real nicely.

Hey Angry Piper.
So does you Gaydar go nuts when you see this?

Dr. Murk
Good luck, all my love, and I will be there if you need me.

Huh?
The Great Wall of Saudi Arabia. This is a good sign from the Saudis though, and perhaps, just perhaps the Saudis, Egyptians, Turks, and Jordanians can begin to lead by example to their Muslim bretheren.

Ahh, quick update on my best bud, Mahmoud.
I am going to miss my favorite Muppet when he is gone. Actually Malach today went on a bit of a tirade about the Middle East and Islam at the WoW today. Take a look.

Well, well.
Halo's pretty cool, Halo with Peter Jackson? Very interesting.

Snakes on a Plane, and in the sink, and on my bed, etc, etc.
Uhh, wow. Make a movie of this lady.

The mystery gets more complex.
Anna Nicole, are you trying to join the Attention Whore Club?

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
I know I said I was done, but I owe someone an apology. Matt Clement. All of us in Red Sox nation questioned his toughness, his mentality, and the veracity of his injuries. We all had names for him. Well it was discovered after exploratory surgery (No previous testing revealed this) that Clement had a torn rotator cuff and labrum. Amazing he tried to come back with that. I am sorry Matt Clement.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
I'm smart enough to know when I've done something wrong, but I don't understand this. Guys are beating their wives, getting DUIs and doing drugs, and I get national attention for a Sharpie? People are personally attacking me, calling me a classless asshole because I did something creative during a game. Why? - TO (who knew his middle name was Eldorado?)

I am Malach and I TO and Malach have something in common, we like to refer to ourselves in the third person.