I always feel like somebodies watching me . .

7.23.2006

Ahh the perils of the internet.
Someone is spying on Me. Check out one of my incoming links from yesterday. Interesting no? Someone is trying to find out, through the back door, who Malach is. Perhaps the FBI? Perhaps a secret admirer? Perhaps a stalker? There are easier ways my friend.

Something serious, very serious.
This suspect is one of my former clients, a member of my unfied Special Olympics Softball Team, and a friend. I will comment more on this at WoW in the coming future (I need to protect Ryan's privacy and defense). I do not want to defend Ryan's actions, becuase they are as wrong as it can get, but there are some reasons. That is all I will say on this for now. To the family of Valerie Oranski, who I have met a few times because of past vocations of mine, you have my deepest condolences.

The Ten Commandments of being a Man.
This is what Dr. Murk does best, make you life better. Check it out.

bennie goodman
Hating Paris Hilton, now that's something I can support.

Have you been reading Fart Party?
Hey Julia, dammit girl your gonna make me cry!

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
That Beltre In The Park Homer was as piss poor a defensive play as I have seen.

Malach's Quote of the Day
(while cutting off his evil hand) "Who's laughing now? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!" - Ash Williams

I am Malach and I am not left handed.

9 comments:

Toyi said...

wow Malach... maybe is somebody that is trying to sell you some shampoo!

Shampoo?

Christopher said...

"I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!"

Toyi said...

yeah.. Shampoo, I am just speaking through my own experience lol

Why would someone be selling me shampoo?

Toyi said...

obviously, if you have hair, anyone could target you on that one.
If you are hard to convince, they will chase you, it will become personal, they will even dare to say that you have Medusa's hair.

So, someones tracking my website IP in hopes of selling me shampoo? That seems a bit nuts.

Christopher said...

Sound right to me. You should be on the lookout for the tingling sensation when you wash. That's sodiu pentathol in the shampoo...

Or the mind controlling agents.