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6.06.2006

So, we all dead yet.
I am confident to say that the world is not about to end today. Sorry doom and gloomers. Malach posted a 6/6/06 theory at WoW today, check it out. Malach has a new theory just for you gentle reader.

You see, before 6/6/2006 AD, there was 6/6/1006 AD (no Armageddon), and before that 6/6/0006 AD, and before that 6/6/0006 BC and so one and so forth. Well this is Malach's new theory. Scholars are not totally sure the actual birth of Jesus. They estimate based upon a lunar eclipse that Josephus recorded as just before the death of Herod, whose by whose death suggests the earliest Christ could have been born is 6 BC, being that Herod's death dates from either 5, 4 or 1 BC. Also according to the Gospel of John, the only Gospel with the account of the Roman Census, that census occured in 6 AD. So, it seem Jesus was born in year 6, BC or AD or somewhere in between.

So Malach's Theory. Jesus was born on 6/6/0006 (BC or AD). This makes Jesus both the Christ and also the Anti-Christ. Taa Daa!

Just as my theory about Flight 77, I am slowly solving all the world's mysteries!

Some more signs of the Apocalypse?

• Mount Merapi is here to eat your children! Discount airfares to Indonesia are all the rage (actually, a little birdy told me Indonesia means "Hell").
• Another member of the Beatles has died, slowly Satan is putting together the greatest band ever to take on Crap Vacuum in a battle for music supremacy!
• China is playing God. I can't wait to see the actual damn come tumbling down.
• Technology is curing Cancer! While causing it at the same time!
• Jupiter is about to explode!
• Ivy Leaguers are mutilating themselves for free.
• Check out what happened in 1006AD, the world did end!

MySpace.
So, I was talking with some big wigs from the MA Department of Youth Services today, and they were telling me how they all have MySpace accounts and use it to track all their at risk youth. So then I read this . . . Interesting. I wonder if I threaten to kill the President there, if the Secret Service will visit me? I miss them so!

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Beckett did a Matt Clementalcase last night, and right now it's a nail biter!

Malach's Quote of the Day.
"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." ~ The Book of Revelation (man that John don't know how many people he fudged up with this surrealist peice of fiction)

I am Malach a problem solver!