Wallet

5.06.2006

So, the wife and I took the kids some place interesting today.
Regal Reptiles (Pardon their site, it's pretty shitty, hey guys, you link back here, contact me, I'll put a site together for you). Nice little reptile zoo, in the ghettos of Providence, RI. Got tortoises you can pet and feed, snakes to hold, exotic fish and turtles to feed, and plethora of snakes, lizards, amphibians, and arachnids on display, a gator show, the gator show guy even got bit by a snapping turtle, and they also do in house birthdays. Even weirder, they sell everything on display. Conversation overheard by Malach:

Homie: Yeah, I am gonna buy the gator, but can't I just go and buy a $20 kiddie pool to keep it in for now?
Worker: Sure that should be ok.

Just want to flash forward a couple years from now . . . Kids loved it by the way, the 2 year old pet the largest gator, whose name was "Wallet".

Some help please.
I am getting tons of links from here, here, and here. I cannot find where they are coming from, and I am not a member of those forums, anyone is the know?

Some funny search phrases:
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Fuck and Run, Liz Phair, off of Exile in Guyville. Awesome song.

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Man, do the Orioles suck this year. Miggy Tejada, I understand now all the noise this off season.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
"I haven't had that much fun since I chased my hamster to St. Louis."- Brak

I am Malach and I am going to try to finish the latest episode of JesusMan! right now!