Sorry, I missed more live post, party got a bit w
So heres some more of the PiMP party Buckos!
Let's See, here Stab Master Arson showing off his Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout.
A couple of Mack Daddies Playas here, some big time Buckos! Just walked in off the street.
Eileen Weibech-Forsects, with her two goon bodygaurds.
Stabmaster, such a ladies man!
Carlito, Spectaculare! In da House!
Numbah one Crap Vacuum groupie, learning from the pro Eileen.
The rest is just to X rated to show!
You are listening too . ..
Another from Polly Jean, Perfect Day, Elise.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
I can hear the Tobin Bridge calling!
Malach's Quote of the Day!
I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect! - Fredo Coleone, The Godfather II.
I am Malach, friend to Stab Master Arson.
PiMP Party Redux!
Live from the PiMP part the uno!
Party Time!
A couple of Hos! Including Crap Vaccuum's Eileen Weibech-Forsects at rigth.
Stabmaster Arson taking a nutty, get out of my Fuggin' house!
They don't call him Mr. Fingers for nuttin'!
I am Malach, give me another Beer!
Not much to say . .
Just getting ready for the PiMP Party.
While you are reading this read something more entertaining like Twisted Darkness post at WoW about gay marriage. Weigh in.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation . . .
Not good, lost three in a row, pitching and hitting has been awful . . . depression setting in.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I'd say 'Battlefield: Earth' was my favourite film, and not just because of my religion. I believe it has true cinematic and artistic merit. - Tom Cruise
I am Malach and I am sorry for this poor excuse for a blog.
The Quickie is Back!
I hear you begging for it!
Ok, got lots of shiite to do tonight, so this will be quick. Gotta get the house ready for the PiMP party. I might do tomorrow's blog live from the PiMP party.
Notched Blade 2.9 is up. Third part of the Magic Scrolls series. I love this series by BUG!
Some interesting new things at WoW!. First there is this I Hate Vampires post by Choas. It has inspired me to do a werewolf vs. vampire post there maybe tomorrow. Also Malach posted something about WoW and Search Engines today you might find interesting.
JesusMan! is about 50% done, but because of the PiMP party, I don't think it will be done before the weekend closes.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
IS NOT GOOD.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. - Homer Simpson
I am Malach, and choose me for you religion, God likes me.
Go Daddy, I love you but you FUGGIN' KILLIN' ME!
You might have noticed .. .
Our forum is offline, well Malach screwed up and accidently delted the ENTIRE FOLDER off my FTP, and of course, he does not have a back up like he thought he did. OK. So Malach uses GoDaddy for all his hosting needs . . . my own site and my clients. I love GoDaddy. Why? They for one have awesome prices, and their customer service is amazing. So Malach thinks, well, they probably have a backup on their servers, and can get it back for me. So I call GoDaddy. Why of course, they an restore deleted files . . . but there is a flat fee of $150 to do that . . . . What? You serious $150 to restore one file? Yes sir, when you like us to start this now? Umm, no, I figure something out. I still love GoDaddy, just a little less.
Well needless to say that something is rebuild the whole thing. Or screw the forum. I am not sure at this point . . . .
Notched Blade
Another Notched Blade, Episode 2.8 Magic Scrolls II. This one too is funny. It is a bit of a knock on our buddy Fat Bug. There will be another up tomorrow and at least one more in this series. BUG is not too fond of some of these, but I like 'em.
You are Listening too .. .
Dry, PJ Harvey. The only celebrity in the world I am in love with. People often ask me why. A couple from PJ to come. She got this crazy nasty sex empowering type songs. So cool.
So they want to get rid of FEMA.
And replace it with another beaurocracy?
Gas Rebate.
FU. I took me $30 to fill my car today. . . . a year ago it only took $12. How's your $100 supposed to make up for that?
I suppose . .
none of you people who are upset by Flight 93, want to see this either.
WTF Nintendo.
I predict this fails miserable, who the hell wants to play video games like this? WIIsuck.
The Klan is still around?
How many people you think claim membership to the KKK nowadays?
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Got to get the Bats going fellas.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
We thank God that our enemies are idiots. - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
I am Malach and I am an Idiot.
Why there are so many Conspiracy Theorists.
Go to google and search 911 conspiracies.
And check em out, some of them make a ton of sense. You can even read a few at the WLO. Like this one, and this one. Why are there so many conspiracies from the New World Order, to the JFK assassination, to the Moon Landing, to the Roswell. This is one of the reason. Destroying evidence days after 9/11 is another. Lack of releasing information is yet another (do a search of "missle hitting pentagon 9/11", "WTC building 7 collapse", "Flight 93 shot down" and see what I mean). The government for whatever purposes breeds these conspiracies. I mean think about this. Suppose Flight 93 was shot down by the US military, would anyone of us be angry or mad? I doubt it. If all these cases, JFK, MLK, The Moon Landing, Roswell, et all, the government has done things like: Destroy evidence (sometimes minutes after the event), falsify evidence, strong arm witnesses, block documents YEARS after the events are even relevant, and just done a bunch of stuff that is out right suspicious.
A team building excercise . .
Huh? I mean that's the best you can come up with? Hey the 14th century ended a LONG time ago.
What a stupid waste of time.
Well, if we are gonna have capital punishment, I would think this hurts a lot less that the electric chair, no? Stupid debate, how does anyone know, that the second before you die is not the most painful experience of your life?
Nice.
And I bet they have better grammar than most of the crap I see now a days.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation .. .
Josh Bard must die!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells. - Richard Pryor, RIP Brother.
I am Malach and I like the way your hair smells.
You are all invited!
This Saturday, the PiMP Party!
At Malach's House! Not only will it be a large party! We will be filing the Crap Vacuum video for Master's of Crap! Meet all you favorite D-List Internet celebrities, Malach, Dr. Murk, Mr. Rubbersuitman, The Angry Piper, Tremendous Brunette, *Jennifer*, ~*Steph*~, Ken, Betty Number One, Hard to Quit me, Kim, Darren, Russel the Love Mussel, and whomever else stumbles in. Seriously, if you want to come, RSVP me. Saturday baby!
New Notched Blade.
Yeah you heard me right. After a little hiatus, The Blade is back with Episode 2.7. This is going to be a 4 or 5 episode sequential series called "the Magic Scroll". So far, this one is hilarious.
You got read the new Ben Byrd article at Hill-TV.
It goes real well with the song I am playing today.
You are Listening too . .
Something a bit more political by Ani Difranco . . . Fuel.
Check out Malach's latest WOW article.
My favorite Delusion People part one. While your at it, check out some of the recent other articles.
Some more new fun WLO articles.
TACMARS, Impeachment, Thermite, and economic systems.
Dafur.
Well it seems UN sanctions are on the way . . . only 3 years too late.
Bush and gas prices.
Y'know seriously, even if he is serious, how can you believe him? I mean that is like a drug kingpin saying he gonna lower the price of rock.
Damn!
I got stop leaving those dimensional portals lying around.
Umm.
Malach has comments for this one, beyond girlish giggling.
United 93.
Many people are not ready for this. I have heard this is an AMAZING movie. It is shot in real time, does not make heros, or leave a political statment. It doesn't explore conspiracies. It is shot very much like a documentary. There are no famous actors in it. I can't wait to see it.
So.
Is this the lowest presidential rating since Carter?
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Gotta get back to the game, 5 - 5 in the 7th . .. check that Manny just cracked a 3 run shot!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless artifact, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies. - The Monarch, The Venture Bros.
I am Malach and I am part of a PiMP!
Bob Dylan, wrote propoganda songs!
One thing Malach loves about MySpace.
He kind find songs he loves, like the one on his myspace right now! Check out the Fuggin's bassline of this song, I defy you you to attempt it without killing youself.
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
I LOVE WOW, and Toyi is joining tomorrow, should create some nuttiness there!
Check out this WLO article Hobbs and I tag teamed on.
Anarcho-syndicalism. Interesting stuff, Malach left a little rant at the bottom. It says:
Why the Hell do anarchist, Neo-Marxists, and Socialists, have the long silliloquoys on their views and revolution ideas, when your typical working class worker would shut off the TV or stop reading after the first few sentences?
Bunch of new article added, that I am going to clean out tomorrow, can't wait to tackle the one on Tarmacs. That the WLO BOOOYYY!
Another Strike on the Catholic Church.
Have anyone been following this story? You's think this preist was a product of the video game generation.
So Malach is gonna do a WOW article on his favorite delusional people.
This guys close to the top.
So add the 90210 zip.
Monopoly, it's changing . . . I'm scared.
Speaking of Malach favorite delusional people . . .
He changes diapers, aw what a Dad!
SHIT!
That where I left that dimensional portal, sorry about that!
Wow, and not the blog.
The GOP is really trying to distance themselves from Dubya's Administration!
They just won't let anyone into the Red Army nowadays!
Those bastards!
MySpace, slowly taking over the world.
Almost shut down Texas today. Thinking about that, not nessecarily a bad thing.
Take that employers.
So all the crap I do at work, you can't fire me for, HAHA!
Hey Honey . . .
Um when I die . . .
Hobbs had posted this video last week.
And I knew it had to be fake. Good job though.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Off day, for the whole AL East, so who cares.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
The road to stupid is paved with good intentions - Mandy, TGAOBAM.
I am Malach and I am on the road to stupid.
JesusMan!
Small Hiatus and more Updates.
But I will begin in earnest working on JesusMan! for finish by the end of the week. This should be a good one, to end this episode.
WOW. That's all I can say about WOW. 15 contibuters with possibly 10 more or so joining the coming days. 23 posts in 2 days. This is gonna be fun, wait until search engines start hitting it! Check out my article I put up today about MySpace.
You are Listeing too . .
More Ani DiFranco (why do I feel like I am in a Star Wars movie? Ani, or Ani!) . Little Plastic Castle, a semi hit for her. I am going to play something a little more politically charged in a couple days. Then I been thinking about maybe a female artist month here.
Hey Murk.
That convo in yesterdays post, would make a good WOW article (hint, hint).
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Man, if they can keep this pitching at this level, they are gonna finished with 95+ wins.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I've been worrying about God a little bit lately. It seems as if he's been lashing out, you know, destroying cities, annihilating places. It seems like he's been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he's been getting. If you look at the people who love God now, you know, if I was God, I'd need to destroy something. - Salaman Rushdie (I stumbled on this quote, this is about the best quote I have read in a while).
I am Malach and I have platonic love for Salman Rushdie.
I'll make you famous
Malach is promoting other shiite tonight!
Check out the latest Fetus X Comic, funny and biting as usual, all about prolifers. Actually since Eric Milliken is like me with updating, I reprint it here, since he might remove it from his main page at a minutes notice. Since it will be hard to read, I will reprint the writing for you:
I Explained Pro-Lifers to the Dead
Millenia old undead often have trouble keeping with our Orwellian buzzwords.
For example a few weeks ago I confused Anal Ho Tep, by using the term "pro-lifers". So for the benefit of undead everywhere, I have created this handy quiz:
1. Do you support the execution of convicted criminals?
2. Are you against improving health care for the dying poor?
3. Would you like to relax the laws against polluters who kill millions?
4. Do you support "pre-emptive" wars instead of diplomacy?
5. Are you against an abortion that could prevent a mother's death?
If you answered "yes" to the above then welcome to our conservative culture of death known as "Pro-Lifers".
No wonder I have a man crush on the guy.
WOW.
The Wand of Wonder has taken off! Check it out, funny and interesting weird stuff. More contibuters coming soon!
Murk, the Ladies man.
Wow, Dr. Murk gives out advice of women? I wish I new this in High School!
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Red Sox Nation Bi-polar disorder begins today . . ."THEY'RE RUININ' MAH SUMMAH"
Malach's Quote of the Day.
When I say your dumb name, please stand up briefly, but then quickly drop to your knees and forsake all others before me. - Ignignokt, ATHF
I am Malach and Crystal claims I am in Wikipedia, but I don't find it.
All sorts of Shiite tonight!
WOW.
Murk and Malach are proud to introduce, the Wand of Wonder, AKA WOW! This should be tons of fun, and will have about 20 or so contributers, stay tuned!
Dan Brown.
Awesome review of DaVinci Code by the Piper, my thoughts exactly!
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Gonna be a long night, but Manny's Back!
You are Listening too . .
Angry Anymore, by Ani DiFranco. For those of you not familiar with Ani, she is a singer, songwriter, folk with a touch of punk. Her music is usually very political or social concious. She fuggin' rocks. Check out her site. Probably play a few more.
Dubya!
How about all those alternatives to Fossil Fuel? Were addicts you know! And I hate to increase the bounty Iran has on my head, but I just want to slap Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Old People are funny part 3526.
I do my little German Dance . . .
So . . .
If your Billion Dollar baseball team was in last place, what would you do?
Ohh Shocking.
C'mon now, Diamond Dave for Howard Stern? That's like replacing Malach with the Angry Piper.
Myspace.
Look they are good for something other than whore yourself out to millions.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. - Howard Stern, gotta love Howard.
I am Malach and I am a D level internet celebrity!
L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology
Thanks to the WLO .. .
I am educated. I like to think of myself as someone who has a lot of knowledge about many different things. I am well educated, I am very curious, and I love to find out things. I also have the type of brain that tends to retain a myriad of facts; People HATE playing me in Trivial Pursuit. One time, I romped a Trivial Pursuit game, so innebraited, that I was essential passed out, someone was rolling dice for me and moving my piece, and people were yelling questions at me. They though it was funny until I won in like 8 turns, and then really passed out.
So, I have been writing and editing articles for the WLO, and have learned a few things. But what I learned today takes the cake. As a few of you know, I put in a extensive article about Scientology, so today, I edited the L. Ron Hubbard entry with some facts. It was kind of fun, I have not done this type of research since college. Well, read the entry. I tried to stay with a nuetral point of view, and just put in the facts. Man, what a delusion scam artist . . . between the inconsistency and outright lies of his military service, roaming around the Medditerranean with a "Scientology Navy" . . . how does any in their right mind fall for this shit?
Are people like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and such not only that dumb, but naive?
You are listening too . ..
Lovely Day, by the Pixies. This will be the last Pixies song. Now tell this, how can you say the Pixies were a emo chick band?
Now really?
How does one get the grants to do studies like this? Or even better, one like this? What's next, driving while innebriated leads to bad driving?
Don't you just love paleontology?
I should been a Dino Dr.!
Or an Archeologist!
Yeah, should of been one of those.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
It's gonna be one of those years, that Wakefield is gonna pitch lights out all year and end up 10 - 15.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
What year did Jesus think it was? - George Carlin
Last Night I Could Not Make It . . .
I tried hard but I could not make it .. .
Hobbs and I tag teamed some article for the WLO today one on September 11th, and another on the Conspiracy Theories of 9/11, both came out good and feel free to add to 'em, or expand on some of the red links. Several new articles have gone up , check 'em out.
Boxy's World.
Before you read this click here. It seems the Hill has put up new section called Boxy's World. Well, there seems to be a webcomic about Box sex, a Boxy Blog, damn and check out the Fan Mail Hill TV gets (warning nudity). Damn I all get is you idiots telling me how much I suck. I am so jealous!
Interesting.
Hobbs put up this video today . . . I wonder how real it acutually is, I mean, I like to whore out my website, but not enough to recieve deadly force.
The Mood Of Red Sox Nation.
911, it's me Malach, I hear noise in the basement, I think it's the New York Yankees!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
God created Arrakis to train the faithful. - from The Wisdom of Muad'Dib
I am Malach and yeah, I went there.
I was looking handsome . .
She was looking like a erotic vulture!
No real updates, still drawing the latest JesusMan!. Actually I put together a nice article from a stug at WLO on Scientology. This was acually interesting research for me as I never reallly delved into the stuff . . . . very interesting. If you ever wanted to start you own religion, follow their business model.
You are listening too . . .
Subbacultcha, the Pixies. Awesome lyrics:
There is something about this song
this is a song about something there
we did the clubs what ass
i was hoping to have her in the sack
i was looking handsome
she was looking like an erotic vulture
i was all dressed in black
she was all dressed up in black
every thing was fine down here
what you call it here
call it what you will here
way down down down in this subbacultcha
her warm white belly in the life i'd lived had seen nothing
finer she shakes and she moves me or something
she's like jellyroll like sculpture
i was wearing eyeliner
she was wearing eyeliner
it was so good down here
saving for my scrapbook here
way down down down in this subbacultcha
now we live on the sea and relax and ride the tack
drug running on this panamanian schooner
she walks the deck in a black dress
and me i dress up in black
and we listen to the sea
and look at the sky in a poetic kind of way
what you call it
when you look at the sky in a poetic kind of way
you know when you grope for luna.
Like that, don't ya.
No, NO!
I think Gilbert Gottfried is sexy! But I like the weird ones.
Um, Mr. President . .
That would be "I'm the descision maker."
KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!
Too bad Neil Young in no longer relevant with the yung'uns. Don't worry Neil, I still think you are ON BALLS!
Dinosaurs are also On Balls.
Now look at modern carnivore behavior, doesn't this just make sense?
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Screw you guys I am out of here, to watch the second most heated rivalry in sports, Red Sox - Devil Rays.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Pardon me, I only speak common phrases in French like 'I surrender' - Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
I am Malach and I am King of the French.
Jefery with one "f"
Howdy Buckos.
The Angry Piper can quit his bitchin', I finnally tutored him on getting his RSS feed up. Subscribe to it now!
Malach also will have a piece in a upcoming article in the Conneticut Post that they are doing on Autism. Thanks for the work CT.
I started the next episode of JesusMan! today, and maybe if we are lucky by the end of the week, and the end of this current chapter.
You are Listening too . . .
Space (I Believe In), by the Pixies.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Welcome to Red Sox Nation Mark Lorretta! Add Nixon back in, get the offense back going . . . gonna be a fun year! And Manny seems to be getting started.
Malach's Quote of the Day!
I love restaurants. You're sitting there and all of a sudden, there's food. It's like magic. - Brian Wilson.
I am Malach and I planted a clematis today.
Why do you look for Jesus here?
Happy Easter. Malach watched a fave of his, at least some of it, Jesus of Nazareth. If you can't tell, JesusMan! is based alot early childhood memories of Robert Powell as Christ.
Check it out at left. You see the connection?
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Give the Cy Young to Shilling and Beckett this year!
Malach's Quote of the day!
I am Malach and I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg, I got an Easter Egg!
Happy Easter Buckos!
A Necromancer Ned and Super Ned update! Necromancer is episode "Ned 15" and he is sticking with the Dark Knight and his Boy Wonder theme. Super Ned, is "2.8" and yes, still in journal form, is it genius? That is three updates from him in 2 days, now maybe well get a MTDAF update to keep Murk happy.
Wow part 2.
Fat Bug went off well, it got close to 400 unique hits yesturday alone. It also spawned Stef, the creator of the webcomic Sarah Zero to send and email, which I posted in our Fan Mail? Stef is begging for Sarah Zero to get axed, "Chop her head, slice her face, hit her so hard that her shoulders touch... whatever...", well she will get her wish, not next episode but the one after. Have never followed her stuff, but will have to take a gauge of it, do a review to from DCR. What I have seen I like the stylized art a lot.
You are listening too . . .
Distance Equals Rate Times Time, by the Pixies.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation . .
Well considering the two injuries, I am not that upset.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed...even if you order them to kill you, so if you do happen to change your mind, it's very difficult to stop them obeying the original order, but not impossible!" - Dr. Who.
I am Malach and I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg!
Fat Bug in the Hizzy!
Update!
Fat Bug 1.5, is published! In this one Fat Bug destroys Gluemeat. Also there is a bit of a plot twist to this one . . . also the next comic he will destroy has not been annouced, unless you follow this blog!
The WLO has taken off like wildfire! Some recent articles that are pretty good? Of Course Chuck Norris, the number 11, and St. Patrick's Day. Write one yourself or edit this one, or check out our wanted articles.
Now, Malach has quite a bit of client work to do this week, including something for the Connecticut Post, so that mean the next JesusMan! will be a bit late. Hopefully I can get some updates from the other webcomic creators! (HINT, HINT)
Oh and we hit 2 million hits yesturday. Nice a full month earlier than what I anticipated.
Doom.
Malach is playing Doom 3
You are Listening too . .
Trompe Le Monde, the Pixies. If you are sick of the Pixies, for shame, for the Malach's MySpace and listen to some Clutch. Murk you'll like this one, I don't think you heard this one.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Wells is done, Trade Clement . . . . actually if I calm down, 2 losses every 7 days? I can live with that.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities. - Les Claypool.
I am Malach and I a right there with Mr. Claypool!
Sorry about this blog . .
But Malach is feeling rather under the weather.
Normal blog tommorrow. Just updates tonight. Necromaner Ned has a new episode, episode 14a. Palmer claims it is a filler from the past. No I am not sure why Boba Fett, is screaming like a Dalek.
There is a new sticker in our store, this one is a What Would JesusMan! Do? and stoolsamplewebcomics.com one. Check it out.
Wanna laugh your ass off? Check out two new WLO articles. One for "shit" and the other is in it's raw form, and I will clean it up tomorrow, The Chuck Norris Facts Mastlist.
I am Malach and I am going to bed.
I smell smoke that comes from a gun named . .
EXTINCTION!
We are only 3,000 hits from 2 million, about a full month and a half ahead of the anticipated schedule I wanted 2 million in. Good job. Fat Bug will be here by the weekend! Man join up and post at the WLO, just shy of 100 articles, a lot of good ones. Some examples? Barry Bond's Head, The Federal Reserve, and the Hitting Secrets of the Boston Red Sox. Intimidated? Don't know where to start? Try our list of categories or our wanted pages.
Take that Creationists!
Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa.
GOOGLE YOU BASTARDS!
CREAM. If you don't know what that mean, look up Wu Tang Clan.
When Whitetrash become famous, part 2.
Hit me Baby one more time!
When Whitetrash become famous part 3.
Hey, give me some money, I'll put your crap all over my website.
What do you get when you cross Limp Biskit and MySpace?
Perhaps the most evil thing man has ever created.
Wow.
Slaves make crappy money.
Y'all Texans . . .
You are REALLY FUGGED IN THE HEAD.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
We'll David Well's age has caught up to him. But one loss every 5 days? I can deal with it.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
A black C student can't do shit with his life. A black C student can't be a manager at Burger King, meanwhile a white C student just happens to be the President of the United States. - Chris Rock
I am Malach, and I am an A - B student.
