Plugs first as always.
Both Fetus - X and 8 1/2 by Eleven updated today. I am also doing a comparision study. Britney's Crotch, vs. Saddam's Hanging. My report by the end of the week.
Interesting Conversation.
So Malach sent Maxwell Atoms (creator of Billy and Mandy) a myspace comment today stating:
Good day Mr. Atoms. Thanks for a life philosophy provided to me by Mandy: Even with Genital Herpes, you can have a healthy sex life . .. wait, that was a Valtrex commercial . . Oh yeah: Sometime you drink Milk, sometimes Milk drinks you. Now that is a life philosophy to live by man! My wife also thanks you as our 3 year old wants to grow up to be Mandy (In case you didn't know that was Sarcasm).
I recieved a message from Mr. Atoms after that stating he liked my comments humor, went to my site and really liked JesusMan! He asked me if I ever pitched it . . . we had a bit more of a conversation, but that will remain private. So, if you see JesusMan! the series with Maxwell Atoms as producer, you will know where that came from. On the other hand, if you see JesusMan! suddenly appear on Billy and Mandy, well that might make a interesting court case.
MITT ROMNEY IS EVIL.
HE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST. DON'T VOTE FOR HIM. YOU THINK DUBYA IS BAD, ROMNEY WILL MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE MESSY MARVIN.
It is nice to see . .
Malach can contribute to the Iraqi Civil War. The hanging video is here for all to see.
Speaking of Conspiracies . . .
*Insert Close Encounters theme here*
Want more Conspiracies?
Check out these enhanced BigFoot Films.
Ohh Britney, Britney, Britney . . .
So, when did you and Lindsey Lohan become twins? Hit me baby one more time.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Malach and the Boondocks is the greatest show on TV.
JesusMan. coming to a TV set near you?
2006: Many dead famous people. 2007 one dead NFL player
Welcome to 2007
Or as the Mayan's would day, 5 years until the end. As usual, we will start with the first plugs of the New Year.
If you have not seen Saddam's Hanging, the video is over at the WoW. Yes, is is graphic, yes it is also low quality, probably shot in secret with some type of camera phone. Yes, there is some debate about whether or not that was really Saddam. Judge for yourself. I am still shocked there has been no official release of the execution, especially since Arab TV loves that stuff.
8 1/2 by Eleven has also updated with their first new comic of the year.
Also Malach has loaded up the latest Chicken Moon Video on his YouTube Account. This one is good, and entitled The Dudes. Look for Malach and Murk to put some vids together this year, maybe even some Crap Vacuum videos. Murk also told me that he is about 75% finished editing the next podcast.
Look for upcoming Resoultions.
You are Listening too . . .
Bad Day, Samiam. Again you can hear the influence on modern Emo, just nowhere near as whiny.
RIP Darrent Williams.
We had a lot of famous deaths in 2006, and 2007 starts off will a bang.
Saddam.
It is very interesting to hear all the mixed feelings about his death. A lot of people don't understand the sorrow. But there was sorrow and anger at Hitler's death. These people build up such a huge cult of personality, and their control leaves a void when they are gone.
Man cops and their Tasers.
First the UCLA student, and then this?
Ban Ki-moon
Our New UN Secretary General. Isn't that just a great name . .. must of been one of Frank Zappa's kids.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Malach and I love you to death.
Goodbye Saddam?
So is he dead, let the conspiracy theorists begin.
So let's see, we have all pretty much seen the video of moments before hanging, and the tightening of the noose, and also the grainy cell phone film of his body lying in a shroud, but we have yet to see fairly definitive proof of his actually execution (which surprises me, Arab TV loves to show this stuff), or a nice clear photo of him clearly being dead, and it actually being Saddam. Now if he start turning up on video like Bin Laden, we know we have problem.
SLIGHT EDIT: OK, it took a little digging, but I found some full video of his execution, it is up at The Wand of Wonder. I must warn you, it is graphic, and looks very real.
You are listening too . . .
Since emo is so popular, I figured I might explore some of it's roots, back before these whiny psuedo gothic punk bands we have today known as emo. First, one of the real forefathers of emo, Samiam. This particular track is one of their more popular, Step Son. Sam took the early lessons of Bad Religion, Fugazi, and such and put a more emotional bent on their music.
More Music.
I bought the "new Beatles" album Love today. I must say, very impressive. Evidently the Cirque du Soleil is putting on a Beatles based show. So they hired Sir George Martin (the Beatles Producer) and his son Giles. They were issued original recordings of many Beatles classics from the living members of the Beatles and their family to kid of make a remix album. I must say, awesome. I love some of the remixing they did, the songs they used, and the blends. None of the originals lose their power either. From what I have read, the remaining Beatles and family love the album. I might put some up soon.
If I ever have twins at 67 . .
Just kill me.
This is kind of silly.
Of course, only in Texas.
Weird and Wacky Stats from the 2006 MLB Season.
Not a huge Jason Stark fan, but liked this one.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"I would have made a good pope." - Richard M. Nixon
I am Malach brought to you by the Space Pope.
I suppose you were good this year.
Why?
You got two 8 1/2 by Eleven updates today. As for the rest, look for a more regular updating schedule, and a new JesusMan! beginning next week.
Ahh Saddam. . .
We hardly knew ye. I assume that Al-Jazeera will do this thing live, so expect a YouTube vid soon.
Ahh, more signs of Global Warming.
So if you see this puppy floating down the Atlantic, you know what it is from.
Dubya.
Only you could get this distinction. Good/Bad Job!
Me? I am a rat?
Anyone out there a flourescent green pig?
Famous Last Words.
"It's going to be the best one yet". Hey George Lucas, did you now also say that about the last three Star Wars movies.
I got a name for this new generation . . .
Generation Stupid.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I will not return! I will not come to an unjust court! Go to hell! - Saddam Hussein
I am Malach and Saddam spelled backwards is almost Madass.
The return of the plugs.
Ahh the holidays.
After a few days with no plugs, Malach has a couple for you today. First 8 1/2 by Eleven updated today. Part two, I finished the kitchen remodel today. Posted a nice article with pics on the WoW. You can see it here.
Also elbow seems back to normal, I am going to try lifting after this, we will see what happens.
You are Listening too . ..
Barely Legal by The Strokes. Cause somethings I need to hear them Strokes.
The Murk and Malach Show.
Murk has had pnuemonia, so the show never was completed before Xmas, so he is aiming for Jan 6.
When the Man Comes Around.
Well, I am not a big believer in capital punishment, but Saddam is a good case for that. We will see the reaction.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Malach, WhizzleTeats.
The Wonders of the Body of Malach
So Malach, how's the elbow?
So in yesterday's blog I was telling you how I popped my elbow, and might have to see a Dr. about it. Well, the elbow was much better with sleep, and is close to 100% (or what is 100% for Malach's elbow). Since it is not as painful to type tonight, I will explain it better.
Malach's right elbow has some damage to it. Over the years of sports, there have developed minor tears and in all the cartilage and ligaments. Nothing ever major, just small ones here and there that required little more than rest and ice. Over the years, that damage has calcified, or turned to bone. It effects the majority of the tendons and ligaments in the elbow. What does this mean to me? Malach has about 95% range of motion on a good day. I cannot completely straighten my right arm, nor can I completely flatten it to my chest. It gets sore, occasionally painful, but I have found since I have renewed lifting with it, it doesn't tighten up to much and maintian it's strength well with out spasms. Malach is one of these persons that is naturally big, and strong. On bad days, It is very sore too extremely painful when moved to it's most extreme range of motion, and I may have as little as 60% range of motion. Doctors a leery to do surgery. Surgery involves, removing all the tendons and ligaments from the bone, cutting out the calcification, and reattaching the tendons and ligaments. It is a long recovery with no guarantees the arm will be any better. Physical Therapy only helped to a point.
Occasionally, the elbow "pops" (it is more like stumming of a tightened bungee cord). When that occurs I briefly lose feeling in the arm, range of motion drops to about 25%, and the joint become painful to move, and sort of freezes up. I can usually snap it back out of that by throwing a baseball, or simulating throwing one.
So yesterday we are remodeling the kitchen (Looks nice, pics perhaps tomorrow), and the elbow pops. But this time was different. The most painful pop I have ever had, and I could not get it to unfreeze and it remained painful and stiff, with about 25% range of motion. I tried stretching, heat, ice, nothing worked. I considered the ER, but decided to sleep on it and see how it was in the morning.
I will give my body some credit, I have a very high tolerance for pain, and I usually recover pretty quick. So I woke up this morning, and it felt pretty good, almost as good as normal. The relaxation of sleep I suppose. Although I think I will lay off the weightlifting at least tonight.
RIP Gerald Ford.
What can you say, the accidental president, also the clumsiest. Only president never to be elected.
My Weather Station.
So my wife got me this indoor outdoor thermometer for X-Mas. AWESOME Buckos. Does all the typical stuff, with some neat feature. Alarm goes off with the threat of ice, and one of the station has a animation of a guy, and what he suggest you wear to go outside, right now he says. Hat, gloves, scarf, coat, and boots.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I watch a lot of baseball on the radio. - Gerald Ford.
I am Malach and I am from the Planet Krypton
Happy Kwanzaa
Today is the First Day of Kwanzaa
Now I am not going to get into the whole Kwanzaa Debate. Yes it was created in the 1960's by a psuedo con-man/criminal/inspirational leader who was black. I will tell you this. Malach has a number of black friends, none of them celebrate Kwanzaa, and 90% think it is pretty stupid.
No plugs today.
Also, many of you know, Malach has some physical difficuties with his right elbow. It is accumlated injury and calcification from playing sports. Tonight, it popped, and is in rough shape. I can usually loosen it up after this by throwing a baseball. Did not work tonight. We will see in the morning, but it might be time for the big surgery (basically removing all tendons and ligaments, cutting off the calcifications and reattaching, long physical recovery).
So what did Malach get for X-Mas.
Well off the top of the head? Several gift certificates, not the least being a big one to Inflicting Ink from the wife (ulterior motive, she wants one). Several cds, a really cool weather station (more on that tomorrow), and few other things. I will dig through it and get back tomorrow.
Remodeling the kitchen tonight.
Reason for the elbow problems. Pics up when done.
You are listening too . . .
Fear of a Black Planet from PE. One of the greatest bands of all time. Nice Kwanzaa theme.
Man.
I thought the British PM would have his own version of Airforce One.
I feel good!
Goodbye once again James Brown.
Malach's Quote of the Day
Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal — that there is no human relationship between master and slave. - Tolstoy
I am Malach, put a little birdhouse in your soul.
Merry Christmas
Without the Godfather of Soul, you can kiss most modern hip hop, and R&B goodbye, you will be missed.
I am Malach and I got a gift certificate for tattoos.
Jesus was born, so I get presents.
Thank you Jesus for being born.
Some plugs. First and foremost, Dr. Murk Promised the new Murk and Malach Show would be ready before X-Mas, especially it being an X-Mas Special. Don't know what is going on with that, contact Murk for the skinny.
8 1/2 by Eleven updated with a special four episode in one panel for X-Mas special. Some Lucas's best work.
There is also a Christmas inspired poem over at Tales of WoW. This one is called, A WoW Christmas Eve.
The Power of Santa Claus.
Wow, hang Santa Claus over kids heads, and they will do just about anything.
You are listening too .. .
Appropriately for this most holy of nights, O Holy Night, by Eric Cartman. Unfortunately for Malach this is now the only way he can sing this song.
Congrat to the New England Patriots.
Lets win one more boys.
Mahmoud.
Now thats more like it, you feel down my top 5 crazy world leaders depth chart. The offer is still stand, free webspace here for your webcomic, or crazy rant.
Eet iz nut a tuma.
Eet iz a broken leg.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Merry Christamas to all and to all a good night. - Santa Claus.
I am Malach and it is the night where I get presents.
Happy Christmas, but the War ain't over.
Some big time plugs today.
8 1/2 by Eleven tooncast updated three times today. To read them all, just click the latest comic on that page. The girls gallery also updated. She got her first pair of scissors today and then proceded to make this, she calls it a paper flower. She had no help from Mom or Dad, just help taping it together. Did I tell you she's only three? New fiction from Elias Dolon is up. This is a really cool short story called Under Boston. Also Short Blog still knee deep in X-mas doo doo.
You are listening too . ..
The John Lennon X-Mas classic, Happy Christmas (War is Over).
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I don't really think, I just walk. - Paris Hilton
I am Malach and I find it revealing that Paris middle name is Whitney.
Christmas Wrapping Part Tres!
Another fairly short blog becuase of having to wrap gifts (Yeah I am a giver).
The boy's gallery has updated. Yeah the last two. Had some help from CN's Ben 10 Alien Maker and of course Dad with some coloring. Nice names.
Also you may notice a couple of interesting messages on the 8 1/2 by Eleven tooncast.
And if you go over to my YouTube page, you will notice a new video.
And finally Malach loaded a new X-Mas song on his MySpace. Fair warning, it is an "uncensored" version of The Most Offensive Song Ever from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. By uncensored I mean that Kenny's muffled lines are just being sung by Mr. Hankey, so it leave little to the imagination. This is also my revenge on the Virgin Mary for trying to knock me out the other day.
You Are Listening Too . .
Amazing Grace, Kristin Hersh.
Time to play the Kids.
Well bury Celtics now. This would be like the Pats losing Brady.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
To get you in the mood for Global Orgasm Day, which, by the way is today.
I am Malach and I am embarassed for Mr. Spock
THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAATTT!
Some Plugs?
No plugs today, first time in awhile there have been none. I might get something up tonight, we'll see. I did load a new YouTube video though . . . rate it and comment.
You are listening too . . .
Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, sung by Thurl Ravenscrost and not like most people think Boris Karloff. Who is Ravenscroft, well for one, he was the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Oh the weather outside in frightful.
Well actually is sucks. New England, 55 degrees all day, right now it's 40. Now snow. Not like out in the Midwest. Global Warming sucks.
This is very interesting.
It seems police in Texas (of course it's Texas) obtained a search warrant to retrieve a bullet from some teens forehead. Of course this bullet will connect the teen to a crime he probably committed, but how far should police and investigators be allowed to go? And what is against the Constituion for unreasonable searches and seizures. Should be interesting.
Backpack, Backpack
New Bugee Backpack, to save the back of our kids.
Oh What a Feeling.
Toyota it seems is about to overtake Ford as the number 2 car in the US marketplace. Ford man, what do you expect? They make a better car, that is more economical, and they are getting into NASCAR next season.
Happy Festivus.
It's really kind of sad, that a pretend holiday (no I am not refering to Kwanzaa) can be more popular than other holidays this time of year. Ahh, what the Hell . . .SERENITY NOW!
The Donald vs. Rosie.
OK, this battle is kind of like two cartoon characters fighting one another. I hope there is a YouTube vid on this war soon.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am a witch, by which I mean that I am somebody who believes that the earth is sacred, and that women and women's bodies are one expression of that sacred being. - Starhawk
I am Malach and we are tigers . . . mighty, mighty tigers.
The Revenge of Ratzy.
Can't forget the plugs . . .
RubberSuit Records is proud to announce the addition of Hip Hop artist DISCIPULO to our directory. DISCIPULO has a latin flavor and is sort of a hip hop/rock fusion somewhat like Evanescence. They are also on the Jesus tip. Interesting stuff, I like more than most of the Latin music I hear.
The WoW scavenger hunt, by the Cap'n. Seems kind of fun. If you are not a blog member, send me the pics.
Ratzy's Revenge.
So, many of you know Malach works for a large non profit. What many of you might not know is this non profit is Catholic based; fund in part by Catholic Charities.
So, we run this very larger gift giving X-Mas program, and Malach basically organizes, with a couple of others the New Bedford office. We services as a whole 1200+ families with clothing, toys, and food for the holiday, 450 or so out of this office alone. We end up having huge bags of gifts for each family, lining the walls of our office, conference rooms, and our unused chapel (it is a old convent).
With out getting into too many logistics, Malach is organizing the bags in the chapel into numerical order. He is walking along the side wall, looking down at these bags, making sure they are in the right order when . . .*WHACK* something slams Malach in the top of his head, send him reeling almost to the floor backward, seeing stars. I clear cobwebs from my head, and look up to see what almost knocked me unconsious. Evidently, there is a 4' statue of the Virgin Mary bolted about 5 1/2" up on the wall. I could swear she was laughing at me.
I suppose that teaches Malach a little lesson about his attacks on the Pope, debates about Jesus? Ahh probably not.
The FCC.
Needs to go back to regualting the price gouging of cable tv. Howard Stern has a point. He got find a number of years ago for saying penis on the air, when that same week Oprah used the same word and did not get fined.
Holy Crap.
Dubya making sense!
Of Course, he also sounds like a broken record too . . .
Um, how about "no". I pay taxes you know!
I supposed my little head bump could be worse.
I could bumped my head on this virgin mother.
PayPerPost.
Even I am not that much of a whore.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Malach and Mary hit me with a pipe.
Deck the Halls
Happy Birthday Mom!
Got give Props to Malach's Mom. Happy Birthday! I supposed today's song is somewhat appropriate?
Plugs you say?
8 1/2 by Eleven has updated. And evidently Lucas needs some .php help. My .php skills are not up to task yet, so if you have a idea, shoot him a message.
Official RIP Joseph Barbera at the WoW post
You are listening too . . .
The Closing of the Year, from Wendy and Lisa. Originally form the soundtrack to Toys. Some of us older folk will remember Wendy and Lisa and part of Prince and the Revolution.
Miss USA.
I wonder if I can get uncensored nude crotch shots of her.
Laura Bush got skin cancer . .
I get she killed the Russian spy . . . or perhaps and affair?
Party Time in Bolivia!
More cocaine!
2 Jack the Rippers 2k6?
Perhaps this will be as crazy as the first.
Man.
I miss the fat Rueben.
Malach is Practicing.
Soon you will see him fly.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. - Winston Churchill
I am Malach riding a vixen the wrong way on a one way.
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.
Like always, we got the plugs.
Both 8 1/2 by Eleven and Fetus-X updated today. 8 1/2 actually updated twice today, so click the comic and head over to Lucas site to see the previous comic. I also sent Lucas a greeting from all of you who have e-mailed me how much you like his comic. Support his site. I have never met Lucas, but have talked him via the internet and I like him a lot.
RIP, Joseph Barbera.
Joe Barbera of the famous Hanna and Barbera duo died today. From Tom and Jerry, to Yogi, to the Flintstones, The Jetsons, Scooby Doo, to the way they produce mass market cartooning. They were as influential as Disney. RIP Bucko.
Check out MySpace.
I guess this accused new style Jack the Ripper was a Myspacer. Too bad MySpace already deleted his account, Malach was gonna get some free advertising out this guy.
Holy Crap!
They Cloned Sara Jessica Parker!
NOOOOOOO!
He can't get voted out, I would lose half my material!
Whislt Cruising Wikipedia today.
I found this interesting theory.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
He who is punished is never he who performed the deed. He is always the scapegoat. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I am Malach, Ding Dong Merrily On High.
X-Mas Wrapping Part Duece
Still Busy, but a longer blog tonight cause I love you guys.
What no plugs? No updates today, sorry. But I do have to thank our old readers, and our new readers (since Britney graced us with here nude crotch we have done any less than 700 unique visitors).
Happy Hanukkah.
Sorry I did not wish my Heeb Buckos a Happy Hanukah at the start (hey I am not Jewish and forgot all about it). I am wishing a Happy Hanukkah today. I also wished you one over at the WoW (oh wait that is a plug).
You are listening too . . .
Gloria, by Elastica. I must stess, I am not an Elastica fan, but I do like this Patty Smith style version of this holiday classic.
Of course Malach is Times Person of the Year.
What did you think they meant you?
Run, run as fast you can . .
You can't catch me I am the Nazi Gingerbread Man (New JesusMan! character?)
Interesting case bloggers should follow.
Celeb. basher Perez Hilton v. Tabloid News. Perez's blog is interesting, you can check it out here.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Maaa-alalalaaaaa-laalaala-lalalalach-lalach in Excelsis Deo
X-Mas Wrapping
Quick Blog.
Wrapping gifts tonight, way behind on that stuff, so a little hello, and plug or two. First and foremost, we are very excited to be publishing the fiction of Elias Dolon in The Reading Room. Elias stuff is located here. Elias is a very talented writer, and we have published a short story of his entitled The Homeless Problem. We will be publishing several more stories by him, including a novel he is working on. I love his stuff, I hope you do too. If you would like to contact Elias he is a bit shy, but you can contact me and I can get in touch with him.
Which brings me too our new contact page. In addition many of you may not know, Malach has a YouTube account with several original videos. You can see that here. Malach also has one of his favorite X-Mas song over at his myspace.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see, but something else had changed inside of me. That day I had my first headache. - Maximillian Cohen
I am Malach well bah humbug, but that's to strong as it's still my favorite holiday
Jesus v. Santa
Plugs again!
81/2 by Eleven tooncast updated once again. I know Lucas TdS follows my blog, dude, I love this story. I also have introduced a number of buckos to your webcomic via my site, and lot them like it. You are getting tons of hits, average 50+ unique veiws a day. Thanks for the tooncast code. Willing to tooncast other webcomics too. And lookee there, I am now on page 2 for Google Searches if you search "8 1/2 by Eleven". Gonna try to get into the top 10 at least.
Also did some jazzing up of the main page, redid my portfolio main page, and will probably do the contact page after I finish this blog.
You are listening too . ..
Jingle Bells, by Bleu. Interesting rendition of the Barry Manilow version. I know I kind of explained Bleu last year, but since my readership is up 1200%, I will give you a short lesson.
Take one part Dresden Dolls, one part Elentronica, one part gay lounge lizard, one part karoake sing along, you basically have Bleu. Very popular local musicians musician.
Capital Punishment
Can we just all agree that Capital Punishment is stupid. It does not reduce crime, it is barbaric, and the US is the only "civilized" country who practices it.
Your dangerous Wii controller.
Hey, they make nunchucks. And the Japanese did make it.
Oooohhh, this should be fun!
Nothing like a good Jesus Documentary!
Malach's Quote of the Day
A special X-Mas video just for you.
I am Malach and it is Christmas time in Hell.
Last Christmas
Plugs as usually, and a kudos.
So lets see what we got going on. The 8 1/2 by Eleven Tooncast updated. I also put together a new info page for RubberSuit Studios. I have also been in serious discussions with a fairly well known author (at least in certain circles) about doing a website for her. We shall see after the holidays. Look for me to redo some more pages tomorrow, as well as add some new fiction to The Reading Room.
Oh and nice job whomever wrote this review of The Murk and Malach Show. Funny stuff (bottom of page). Write your own review!
Matsuzaka!
Hey, I want a Matsuzaka jersey, and to think the gave him Johnny Damon's old number.
Nice . . .
BRING ME THE STEMS CELLS OF THE CHRIST CHILD!
Laura Mallory.
Youse a stupid lady.
Welcome to New Bedford.
The home of strip clubs, love triangles, and high powered rifles. Enjoy your stay, and come back real soon.
Talk about offbeat news.
Use number 42 for the tallest man in the world: Stomach Pump for dolphins.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Malach and I taste just like burning.
