What? Plugs?
After a few days with none, we have two today. First and foremost, Elias Dolon's awesome novel, The Stone, has been updated, and Chapter Three added. Unfortunatley Elias is now putting it on hiatus, as he looks for a publisher for the book. If your interested in publishing it, contact Elias directly. It's really too bad, The Stone is one of my favorite things on this site. Good Luck Elias.
Also, Lucas is back to publishing and strip 497 of 8 1/2 by Eleven is now up.
Dr. Murk.
It is the Murkster Birthday today, go over to his blog and wish him a good one. Also he assured me the podcast would be out this week. So eh, Happy Birfday. I hope you loved you card.
Malach has said it a million times.
He misses the Cold War too.
Man, I hate large water rodents too.
If you going to be accidently shot is the head, a .22 is the way to go. So you think the guy that was shot was really hairy?
AUUUUUGH!
Look at the white in that goatee . . . at least you can't see my bald head! Yeah, shaved that puppy right off two days ago. Speaking of Male Pattern Baldness, where the hell is my gene therapy and stem cell research? I want to grow my hair LONG again.
Yeah, the hot mama is the wife . . Oh and yeah, no drinking was involved in this picture. Sad huh?
So when the world ends?
Y'all know where to go. First one there is emperor.
We need more uses for feces.
Furniture, cool, floors, nice, keep it coming.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Malach, Happy Birthday, Dr. Murky.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. MURK!
Here I am, my anger and me . ..
Temper makes it hard to see . .
Plugs? Busy weekend, none for my site, but a couple for others. Wish a happy birthday to some of your favorite WoW members. Especially Dr. Murk, who's birthday is on the 11th.
Also, one of the reasons I am busy. I am in the process of producing a new podcast for a client. The Community Autism Resources Podcast (yet to be officially named). This podcast will have it's premeire in April of 07. It will feature topics concerning Autism and related disabilities, issues, services, interviews with experts and persons with Autism, and other things of that nature. You can get ahead of the curve and sign up for their feed. So what does this have to do with Malach? Well one part of my business, which has just begun to take off, is consulting on things like podcasts, and producing/engineering them.
You are Listening too . .
Threw another in their by GLU. All Wrong.
Enter Obama.
Surprise he's running for president.
Hey Vladimir Putin.
You mean like the Soviet Union did from 1948 to 1999? Go molest another young boys tummy.
OK . .
How many love interests did Anna Nicole have in the past 5 years, and do I really want to know? Yeah, this case is probably going to be more fun than the nutjob Phil Spectors. Oh by the way, she screwed a ghost too.
Ahh, the scapegoat . .
CN exec resigns after the ATHF bomb scare . . . Quoth his resignation letter:
allows us to put this chapter behind us and get back to our mission of delivering unrivaled original animated entertainment for consumers of all ages
Dude, you guys thought Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi was a good idea, don't give yourself that much credit.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius? - Leó Szilárd
I am Malach, and I rescue the people.
Malach takes care of the buckos
Plugs
None, I know your sad.
Now to help the buckos.
So, the question posed to the all powerful Malach is as follows.
Is self gratifying yourself to a picture of Anna Nicole Smith a form of Necorphilia?
Well first we must define Necrophilia, and of course, we can use our friends at Wikipedia for that, cause we all know, that if you want information on deviant sex practices, turn to Wiki (yeah I am trademarking that). So, Necrophilia is: is a paraphilia characterized by a sexual attraction to corpses. The word is artificially derived from Ancient Greek: νεκρός (nekros; "corpse," or "dead") and φιλία (philia; "love"). The term appears to have originated from Krafft-Ebing's 1886 work Psychopathia Sexualis.
Figuratively, the term "necrophilia" describes an inordinate desire to control another person, usually in the interpersonally controlling as to be better-suited to relationships with nonresponsive people.
Yeah, wiki also has a sub article on consesual sex with a corpse, but JesusMan! is not worth their time.
So, basicall, unless you are whacking it off to a picture of her corpse, or imaging her dead whilst pulling your pud, it is not necrophilia. Hell, people still rub one out the Marilyn Monroe and Mama Cass don't they (Mama Cass comment was for the Angry Piper).
But, I supposed there is another side to this, whacking off while looking at her actual corpse (I mean like live), but I also suppose it depends on the thought. I mean supposed she look really hot at the wake, and you thinking about here being alive, not necrophilia. But say your a morgue worker, and do it right next to her naked corpse, that pretty borderline, even if you weren't fantasy about her dead. Well, always wear a condom.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
A ghost, hung like a horse, an f-in HUGE horse, would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas...I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, Well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem. - Anna Nicole Smith.
Now this bring a different debate. Having sexual intercourse with ghosts. Well, ghost are dead, so basically what I am saying here is that Anna Nicole was a nercophiliac.
I am Malach and I really like Regina Spektor.
Goodbye Anna Nicole Smith . . .
No More Love.
But there are plugs! 496 of 8 1/2 by Eleven is up! Also Malach did a interesting post on post concussion syndrome and sports at The WoW. Also I loaded the entire Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Handbanana episode, for those of you who have wandered here via search engines to see what ATHF is all about. Funniest 10 minutes you will have tonight.
Anna Nicole Smith.
Well, she's dead. Malach was not a fan, dumb blondes aren't my type. But, she has a very tragic story over year, and before that a strange one . . . this in a ways reminds me of the Marilyn Monroe "Suicide". Unfortunately she leaves behind a young daughter . . Ohh and Malach's early speculation, Trimspa killed her, you heard it here first.
You are listening too . . .
No More Love by God Live Underwater. A very interesting band that came before similar bands like Tool, Incubus, Filter, Stabbing Westward, Korn, and (UGH) Linkin Park, who obvious influence from their sound. Unfortunately, founding member David Reilly died in 2005 of "complications of a coma brought on by a bleeding tooth". Nice angry album. They had a pretty decent sized hit with the Song From Your Mouth off their second album, you can hear that here. Thus continues songs of unrequited love and breaking up.
Autism rates in the US even higher than prevously thought.
Scary stuff . . . What is going to happen to these kids when they grow up?
Got some relatives living around there . .
and all I got to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Borat part Duex?
Who would have guessed! And I haven't seen part one!
Another piece of prime advertising Real Estate.
Dude you want a free sticker?
Oh man . .
This is gonna be fun.
Malach's Quote of the Day
If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged. - Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu
I am Malach, and you'd make a great cop you pig.
Speaking of Astro'nuts'
Plugs.
Stool Sample is now hosting the fiction of Captain Flak Paperpants in The Reading Room. The archive is known as Diagraemes, and the first piece is up, called Confrontation at the South Gate. Enjoy this one.
Also, we will be adding a new webcomic title sometime this week.
That right folks . .
Psych Evals for Astronauts!
So you could spend $30,000 a year ..
and go to Harvard, or you can let Malach educate you hear for on pennies a day!
The Gay ole' NBA.
WooHoo join the 1990's, not impressed, we got a bunch of homosexuals doing the local Celtics broadcast.
Sing along if you know the words . . .
Pre-historic-looovers, yeah,
that what we are
We died to together
Embraced, Buried by lava
Cause love each otherah!
Malach's Quote of the Day
"Getting sued by your record company for making 'uncommercial records' after twenty years in the business, that's even better than receiving a Grammy" - Neil Young.
I am Malach, hey, hey, my, my . . . Rock and Roll will never die.
Darnit!
Deliverance just ain't the same censored!
So, yeah, it's on AMC tonight. Squeal like a piggie.
So, some plugs. 8 1/2 by Eleven updated with strip number 495. I got to do something special for Lucas when he hits 500 . . . don't know what yet though . . ..
Also, the Tales of WoW have been updated. A very funny peice by the Piper, this one called Sailing the Murk-y Seas.
You are listening too . . .
Continuing our songs of break up and unrequited love, a live version of Kiss Off, by the Femmes. This song also shows the how good they are live (take it form me, I have seen them a few times). Check you the amazing bass work by Brian Ritchie.
Oh yeah, Astro'nuts' are so much fun.
This would make a good webcomic no?
The Evoluton Debate moves to Kenya.
So, yeah, perhaps the African People should also look into the Bible and what it says about our black brothers.
Does anyone else find it ironic and funny . .
that there is a city called Islamabad (Islamisbad), is a highly Islamic country like Pakistan?
OK . .
You tell yourself that Rev. Haggard.
OVEN RECALLS!
Check your ovens, it might save your life!
What did you expect from Prince?
I knew this girl named Nikki, some say she was a sex fiend . . Yeah, coverted to Johovah Witness in 2004 my ass.
Malach's "Quote" of the Day.
I am Malach, and I went there. See what excessive concussion syndrome can do to you? WoW blog on that soon.
There goes my hero . .
Man, you need to be watching Heroes.
If you are not watching Heroes, what the Hell is wrong with you. And don't give me that Jack Bauer, 24 crap. I mean seriously, who the Hell has the kind of life that Bauer does, plus the show is just propaganda for the extreme right.
Plugs.
Fetus X was updated with "Horrible Way Number 3". Millikin continues his fascination with his dead girlfriend. Also Dr. Mantodea has returned with a vengeance to the WoW. In addition you need to read Malach's post Super Bowl observations, including a seperated at birth moment.
In other intesting news, Malach was offered $$ to advertise for Gwen Stefani.com, and Dashboard Confessionals.com. So you see an ad from them, check it out (evidently they don't read my blog as I hate the modern Gwen, and emo).
How F*cked up is it in Iraq right now?
Well evidently some guy who looks like Prince, who should be dead for embassy bombings, sit on their parliament. Yeah, it's time to just let it go.
More on Prince, evidently he did Best of You by the Foo Fighters as a tribute to the Foo Fighters covering Darling Nikki and making it a hit. As for Darling Nikki . . . that is one of the songs that Tipper Gore and the PMRC went after in the early 80's. Man how times have changed.
So we can move onto . .
Iran. Of course having control of Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Iran, gives you three of the same color properties and you can start building hotels to get huge rent from other player.
COLD!
Not as bad here as the Midwest but it is 14 right now with wind chill at about 5. Been really windy average gust of about 30mph today and right now still consistenly at 10 - 15mph.
Yeah.
More than worth it, made ATHF a household name.
Well no shit Sherlock.
Have you been on the internet? Just randomly troll blogger, you will find TONS of porn. And that ain't blockable. THAT IS WHY YOU NEED A .XXX DOMAIN.
Astro"nuts"?
It must be SPACE MADNESS! I don't see John Glenn doing this stuff. They just fake Moon landings.
You know, I am all for consciencious objection and such.
BUT WHY THE HELL DID YOU JOIN IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Malach's "Quote" of the Day.
I am Malach, and know if Tuner will pay me some scratch . . .
Well Prince can still kick some ass.
Best Half Time show in years.
Best part about the Super Bowl. Now I will have to deal with seeing Peyton Mannings ugly face over and over again, and invariably he will now be the "best quarterback of all time". UGH. At least the Colts are in salary cap hell next year. Also, it just shows how the Bear, the best NFC team all year, were pretty much destroyed and would have been destroyed by any of the top 4 AFC team. I also wonder if Lovie Smith has finally figured out how much Rex Grossman sucks.
As for Prince, the man is pushing 50 and can still rock out. Talking with my father (who never really been a Prince fan) even he was impressed. Prince has this Hendrix/70's funk/Little Richard/James Brown fusion going. Impressive song lineup with Let's Go Crazy, into an 1999, All Along The Watchtower, Best of You (Not sure if he wrote that song or just did a random Foo Fighters cover) mix and ended with the very appropriate Purple Rain (not sure if that was a last minute addition). Man still has the guitar chops, and according to Murk is the best guitarist alive. He also reminds quite of the man, Johnny Guitar Watson (in fact Rhapsody lists Prince as someone you would like if you like Watson).
You are listening too . .
Well, Purple Rain fits our category.
Plugs.
8 1/2 by Eleven updated with strip 494. And according to Murk, he is going to put the XMas Podcast up really soon. The reason it has been on hold, Murk thinks it sucks.
Ryan O'Neal Arrested.
Mugshot wasn't that good though.
Silly.
And how much did this idiotic case cost the American People?
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I believe in Spinoza's God, Who reveals Himself in the lawful harmony of the world, not in a God Who concerns Himself with the fate and the doings of mankind. - Einstein
I am Malach and Murk and I are writing a new Crap Vacuum song called The Peyton Manning Face.
Come Again Some Other Day.
A Plug my friends.
Tainted Love Erotic Stories updated with the first of a two parter. Sevan and Miss Dawn Part One is now loaded. Sorry, haven't read it yet, so don't know how to describe it to you.
Any amount of money they have to pay,
is worth the buzz they generated.
Chewbacca?
I doubt it, would caved the guys head in.
The Presidential Race.
So Gulliani is entering the race, methinks 5 years too late. Right now if you look at the feild, the 4 strongest candidates are, Hilary Clinton, Barak Obama, Mitt "Fuggin" Romney, and John McCain. Out of those four, Clinton won't get elected cause she is a woman, Obama cause he is black, and Romney cause he is a member of fruit loop religion. Now McCain, I don't normally lean Republican, but I could vote for McCain . . . he is a old school Republican, in vein of Lincoln. It will be very interesting to see him choose a running mate choice. It would be interesting to see is he went with a moderate Democrat, or a psuedo Republican like Colin Powell.
2007 NFL Hall of Fame Nominees.
Why not Andre Tippet? The second most dominate LB of his era?
Yeah . .
This is like maybe 5 miles away, I heard nothing.
Maytag Dishwasher Recall.
Check the list, mines not on it, but yours might. If it is unplug it immediately and get in touch with them to get it fixed. Glad too, I could not live a week without a dishwasher.
What money will make people do . .
Reunite Van Halen with David Lee Roth. They should do a spit show, the Roth years and then the Sammy Hagar years. Might as well jump.
Malach's Quote of the Day
I am Malach, yeah that's right the ATHF Movies preview.
Taste the Pain
Big Time Plug.
JesusMan! 5:2 is now published. This episode is exclusively Felix of Budge. It also reintroduces up to Moolatta addicted Vishnu, and features the first appearance of Pope Benedict. This one is a bit crude in subject matter, and rather funny in places. I also redid the main archive page for easier navigation. Enjoy.
Also I redid my links page, removed a lot of the broken links and crap. There are a few more things I will probably add, and if you want a link there, shoot me an e-mail and we can discuss it.
It also seems the Angry Veteran has crawled out from under his rock, and posted something at the WoW. An article about the closing of his favorite Chinese Resturant in Fall River, MA, Mark You's. The boy hasn't lived in Southeastern MA since about 1995. Gotta fo Wha May's buddy.
One more plug. Malach recent purchased this for his dining room. It fits perfect in that small corner as a hutch. Malach broke a hinge while assembling it and went to the Sauder website. Awesome. It was easy to order another hinge, also free of charge, and they shipped it in 3 days, AND sent two hinges.
You are Listening too . . . .
Taste the Pain, by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, back when they made good music. Again as fitting with our recent them of depressing music about love, this one fits right in. You can also find this on the Say Anything . .. soundtrack.
More on the ATHF Bomb Scare.
Speaking with my father today, he is of the same opinion as me. Huge overreaction by the Boston PD. Pa is in his mid 50's and while familiar with the concept of ATHF, he has never seen an episode (but he knows them mainly from me).
Also interesting, I found a desenting opinion of someone in my age range, in none other than the Angry Piper. Read his blog about it.
The even more ironic part about the whole thing, if you take the chracters of the Mooninites, they would LOVING this right now.
Happy Groudhog day and Happy Black History Month.
The Super Bowl.
Yeah, I know I told you Colts 38 - 10. I have rethought a little bit. This SB reminds me of Tampa and Oakland, where Oakland was the Colts, and Tampa the Bears. Still think that Peyton Manning has to have a complete meltdown though for the Bears to win.
OK, this is gonna seem like a Homer.
But the Ted Johnson story. First, I have met Ted Johnson a few times, seems to be a really nice guy. Have not spoken to him since he retired, but since he done that his life has fallen apart a bit. I wonder how much of this is sour grapes, and an attempt at getting some cash.
Global Warming.
This whole argument is too much like the 60's, 70's, 80's argument about the health risks and addictiveness of cigarettes. The whole seems stupid now, no, but the cigarette companies did the same thing.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. - Phil Connors
I am Malach and ebony and ivory living in perfect harmony.
We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations
Got any Eggs?
Cause I am gonna tottally mess someones house up! Lest we forget.
Seriously now, Malach has been all over the internet on this. Malach has even got into it with a Boston radio station duo about this. I find it funny, that people my age in younger, though this was a HUGE joke, and those older, take it seriously. Ask anyone on a college campus what this is or what show it is from, 95% of them would tell you. The more I think about this the more rediculous it has become. At least a judge has seen this for what it is.
Some points:
1. Guerilla Marketing like this goes on all the time, and this market campaign worked 1000 times better than the folks at [adult swim] even anticipated. The 3/4 of a million dollars they will probably pay Boston is a drop in the bucket.
2. Your going to take it out of two 20 something artists? One who is here on a green card? They were doing a job, and job plenty of other people do, including street team, booze sluts, and Malach does with stickers.
3. These ads had been up for 10 - 14 days, until somebody who did not understand them thought they were a bomb. Thousands of people had already seen them.
4. Is there that much of a generationaly gap between Gen X and Younger and the Baby Boomers and older? I mean, even my my parents, both in their mid 50's have heard of Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF). Is there that much of cultual gap between the hipsters and mainstream America. This show has been on the air is 2000.
5. What responsibility does CNN.com, who broke this story and went with it, have? CNN's parent company is Turner Broadcasting and Time Warner owns the whole shebang. Cartoon Network and [adult swim] parent company are also Turner and Time Warner. So, why did CNN run with this story for 2 - 4 hours? Shouldn't some situation have developed where executives of Turner contact each other to quicky diffuse the situation? Or is CNN part of the marketing for ATHF?
I still find the whole thing funny, and the Mooninites would too. Just check out the entire day at the WoW, and it will show you how the younger generation feels. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, number one in the 'hood G.
A plug
8 1/2 By Eleven was updated.
MINIMUM WAGE!
Yeah, $7.00 still sucks. So you think my employer will raise my salary by $2 and hour?
Global Warming.
Likely man-made? Preposterous!
I eat babies, I drink pee . .
I am French, French, French. But I cannot smoke anymore.
Malach's Quote of the Day
Ignignokt: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignokt and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Ignignokt: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right.
Ignignokt: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
Ignignokt: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
Err: We're the moon.
Ignignokt: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.
I am Malach drop to your knees and forsake all others before me.
HAHAHAHAHA
My goodness, is this the face of Modern Terrorism?
Turner is of course embarassed, but also gleeful at the amount of money this will pull in, read their statement.
In the famous words of Ignignokt: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust, and friendship.
Plugs
8 1/2 by Eleven updated.
You are Listening too . . .
A continuation of our depressing songs about breaking up and unrequited love, this one falls into both categories. Within Your Reach, by The Replacements, a very underated and influential band. They are is a simialr category to bands like The Velet Underground, and Sonic Youth, bands who never really made it big, but were extremely influential. This song also appears on the Say Anything . . soundtrack a very good soundtrack album.
Al Franken for Senate?
This should be VERY interesting.
Wrestling?
Yeah sure it was wrestling . . . and you were just having a towel fight.
Interent Explorer 7.0.
Just downloaded it, pretty impressed so far.
Women's Football.
Interesting article, I have a friend who plays in RI. I can still kick her ass.
Malach's Quote of the Day
I am Malach and I will rock your face.
I think you owe me a great big apology
The plugs.
8 1/2 by Eleven was updated. Also Life Lessons was updated with perhaps Mr. Tooserious's weirdest life lesson. So #5 is up.
Also over at the WoW, Malach posted three sneak previews of upcoming 2007 movies one of his Hollywood friends gave him. Also Murk went on some tirade about the "New Socialist Agenda". Yeah whatever Derby Boy, where's the fuggin' podcast?
And I am very close to completing JesusMan! 5:2, for a little forshadowing, yes, Pope Benedict will make an appearance in this one.
US no longer selling F14 parts.
Don't worry buckos, Malach will be selling them on Ebay next week.
Self Mutilation in the name of God.
This goes back to a old comparison I made about modern Islam being akin to Middle Ages Christianity. Let me explain it again. If you take the three Abrhamic Religions (Judiasm, Christianity, and Islam) and compare their histories. Judiasm began about 2000BCE. Their early history was of scattered ideals and tribes, eventually joining up into several sects, and a 1000 to 1500 or so years later proceeded to wipe out other religions and blasphemy, and then settled into a fairly peaceful religious ideal. Christianity began about 10BCE, was a bunch of scattered ideals, eventually joining up into several sects, and a 1000-1500 or so years later proceeded to wipe out other religions and blasphemy, and then settled into a fairly peaceful religious ideal. Islam began in 700CE was a bunch of scattered ideals, eventually joining up into several sects, and a 1000-1500 or so years later proceeded to wipe out other religions and blasphemy . . . . yeah, that is the point Islam is at. Sooner or later they will move into a more peaceful ideal, hopefully sooner.
FIDEL!
Can't you just die already? I need my Carribean Las Vegas back!
I am and Opera singer!
I am an opera singer
I will sing when youre all dead
I sing the mountains crumbling apart
I sing what cant be said
Stonehenge.
It will be interesing to see what this turn out to be.
Hey.
I thought David Koresh was dead?
Malach's Quote of the Day
These people remain here because I have thoroughly opened to them the seven seals. - David Koresh
I am Malach and I am not amused.
Bar-Bar-Bar-BaBarbaro!
Plugs.
Two today, 8 1/2 by Eleven Published and Fetus X also updated. Expect some more this week, maybe a lot.
Barberoooo!
Yeah, they put him to sleep today. But what is the big deal? IT'S A FUGGIN' HORSE! And you know what else? The owners had a $2 Million Dollar insurance policy on the thing.
You are listening too . . .
A old school Nine Inch Nails song, called Terrible Lie (off the 1989 album Pretty Hate Machine which is one of the best album names of all time). As you may recall, we are exploring songs about broken relationships, unrequited love, and such. Yeah, I painted my signature pic in about 5 hours listening to this album over and over, pissed off at an ex-girlfreind (yeah painting is also called Pretty Hate Machine). This album while not the first industrial album, really solidified the genre.
Okay Mickey D.
What about the fat in the rest of your food?
Ahh, the scenic beauty of Alaska . .
My next vacation!
Wow.
You guys looking to support a starving artists?
Gay parades Satanic?
See you give people freedom of religion and they start to hate, or maybe it is the old communist talking.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
If, as you believe there is an Almighty, Omnipresent, Omniscient God, who created the earth or universe, please let me know, first of all, as to why he created this world. This world which is full of woe and grief, and countless miseries, where not even one person lives in peace....Where is God? What is He doing? Is He getting a diseased pleasure out of it? A Nero! A Genghis Khan! Down with Him! - Bhagat Singh
I am Malach, and Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill?
JesusMan! soon.
A plug.
Check out Malach's rant on Wikipedia, the modern failing socialist system via the WoW.
As for JesusMan!
I know I promised a new JesusMan! by the end of the week. Unfortunately I got busy with business, but I did get it about 75% done. Here is a sneak.
Without giving too much away, that is Poper Benedict on the crapper (yeah we need a true matter pope since the last one was killed). This is gonna be a funny one, since most of you know how Hex and I feel about Ratzy. Your even going to see some pope buttocks in this one, can't wait.
Yeah . .
She ain't got nothing on Howard the Duck.
Damn.
Talk about the Man keeping you down. Dude, I bet you could sell it on EBay for half a milion.
YouTube
Hey give me the money. Check out Malach's YouTube account. Well looks like I got to get to animaton JesusMan!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
I am Malach, and never blame Billy, you will be the first one he kills on his bloody rampage. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Ana Ng?
Plugs me friends.
Some fiction uploaded today. First, Twisted Darkness submitted a very cool short story, that has a interesting Twillight Zone feel to it. So, From the Mind of Twisted Darkness presents: SAMSON. Trust me on this one, very cool. For those writers out there, Piper, Murk, you will be impressed.
Also, Tainted Love Erotic Stories (TLES) also updated with a new one called Hush. Also very cool, this one is a bit more subtle than The Many of First to Cumm . . and if you are into bondage, there is some of that in there. As always, TLES is 18+.
Also 8 1/2 by Eleven updated, and Nillian gets all cowboy in this one. I left Lucas a message that the only thing this one is missing is a huge Deadwood style handlebar moustache.
You are listening too . . .
Sticking with the Songs for the Dumped theme, and adding a bit of Unrequited Love, we have Ana Ng, by They Might Be Giants. Now just to show how old Malach is, this song was first released and popular when Malach was a sophmore in high school. This song has two of the greatest lines in pissed off at women songs ever.
"Her voice is a backward record"
"I don't want the world, I just want your half"
Yeah, how many of us have been in relationships where those two phrases perfectly descibe your partner? I also did a painting based upon this song. Tell you more about that tomorrow. I think I am going to continue this them until Valentines Day.
Last night is Bangkok.
Bangkok, isn't that the silly name for a city? I know I would feel uncomfortable flying into Bangkok. Joey Polanski leave your painful pun below.
Ok, NASCAR joke.
So, you think this guys name is Tony Stewart? Thus end the NASCAR portion of DMDSS.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Holy Crap! Oh and welcoms to Boston again, JD Drew. So picture this:
Julio Lugo, Ortiz, Manny, Helton, Drew in the heart of your lineup!
Malach's Quote of the Day.
The valuable lesson is that you can get what you want and still not be very happy... - Cerebus the Aardvark
I am Malach and I come to you, with open arms.
Malach the smut peddler?
First I gave you Britney's Naked Crotch.
Now, The Stool Sample Reading Room is proud to present Tainted Love Erotic Stories. Yes, they are 18+, and the writing contains profanity, depictions of sex, and sex acts, and also contain a erotic image or two (I will not be posting anything too pornographic in the way of pictures. There is currently the first story up there. Also, the authors are both women, so hopefully this will appeal to the ladies, as well as the men.
Speaking of Britney's crotch, I found this today. It is interesting that AB (after Britney) there are listing my site in the same category as tmz.com. Interesting graphs (while not completely accurate), check them out.
I also have been meaning to show you this. Now I have been getting a TON of link from this site, and since my site is not in German (I think it is German), I spent some time trying to figure it out. Best I could come up with it is some kind of remodeling/idea site. Well, I found the link in the ton of links on the page. The link is this:
Ideen für die Wandgestaltung
Idee 1
Now, if I could only figure out what it says.
Perhaps, they should shutter all the windows?
Imagine working here?
YouTube vs. Hollywood
It is very interesting, how Hollywood is going to have to evolve because of site like YouTube. Much like what Napster and MP3's have done to the music industry.
How Bad Ass is Samuel L. Jackson?
Well, check it out. By the way, AFRO Samurai rocks too.
Tom Christ.
All hail the new Messiah!
Malach's Quote of the Day
I am Malach and I just got Dr. Murk addicted to AFRO Samurai.
Next Musical Exploration . .
Songs for the dumped but first a plug.
Chapter Two of The Stone, by Elias Dolon is now published.
You are listening too . . .
Perhaps the best getting dumped song ever, Song for the Dumped, by Ben Folds Five. Malach is gonna explore a few of these songs over the next few days . . . why? Becuase it's fun, and everyone needs a good song when they get dumped.
Universal Health Care!
I am in total agreement with Senator Obama, Clinton, and John Edwards, and fully support it. Why is it the US is the only major country in the world without Universal Health Care? Why is the US so far behind in health care? I will tell you why. The Insurance and Pharmaceutical lobbies (as well as a lot of other lobbies) have too much power in the country. Universal Health Care will get spiraling costs of Health Care under control. It will bring the cost of insuring employees way down. That will bring employers costs down, the cost of goods down, give more people jobs, who in turn will pay more taxes. The time is now. Demand this of you Congressmen.
I have said this before. MA, has a sort of universal health care. It is more like health coverage for the un-insured, and poor. Malach has figured out he could quit his full time job, just do art and webdesign, go on the states health insurance, take the kids out of daycare, and net just as much money as I am making now.
Oh please, give me the vomit bucket.
Don't encourage this.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
Giving me a new idea is like handing a cretin a loaded gun, but I do thank you anyhow, bang, bang. - Phillip K. Dick
I am Malach your dirty little secret
The Dead Possum
One Plug.
8 1/2 by Eleven has updated, as Lucas is maniac. Also some updates, I am about 50% done with the latest JesusMan! installment, would of got more done, but one of my website clients is going to be on ABC Primetime so he needed some site updates. Also, perhaps against my better judgement, I am going to start hosting some erotic/borderline pornographic fiction for a friend of mine, we will see how that goes.
So some of you wanted to know about the dead possum.
So Malach has about 2/3 or so of an acre of land. Behind the house is a small swamplike area, and the the highway. Needless to say we get a bit of the New England wildlife. Rabbits, possum, skunks, coyotes, bats, raccoons, and such. The other day, the kids went outside can back in to tell me there was a dead possum in the middle the yard. So Malach goes out there in 30 degree weather, and yes, not just a possum, but a POSSUM. A huge one, larger than my 15lb cat. Heavy too and frozen solid. One the plus side though, nothing been rooting through my garbage since then.
The Forum.
I am experimenting with a .php based RPG is our forums. If you link there look at the top right hand corner for a button that says RPG Inferno. Play around with it, tell me how you like it.
Stop Whining!
OK Malach is a huge Patriots fan, but he can't stand the whining any more. This is for you.
My name is, my name is, my name is . .
Dickadick Cheney.
Damn your Ray Gun.
It ain't got nothing on Malach's Mind Bullets!
Ain't Mother Nature Grand?
I found a dead one of these in my yard too. The video is interesting.
The Interent War, part 2025.
Microsoft vs. the WikiNazis.
Take that Jesus!
You not the only one born to a virgin! ALL HAIL THE REPTILE MESSIAHS!
Malach's Quote of the Day
I am Bizarro Malach
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUPERSTAR!
One Plug . .
8 1/2 by Eleven updated today! Evidently Nillian is showing off his tough guy persona. Too bad it did not come out for Fat Bug.
Happy Birthday Superstar.
Today is Superstar (and her twin's) birthday! Happy Birthday. I love you. I hope you enjoy your The Tick vs. Season One (world's greatest birthday gift). She is also feeling quite a bit better, she is on a steroid therapy. This song is also dedicated to her, a popular anthem of hers going back to when we first started dating.
You are Listening too . . .
Kate, by Ben Folds Five, who kick ass. By the way, if you have yet to hear Ben Folds remake of Bitches Ain't Shit (a Dr. Dre cover), you can hear it here.
Bush's State of the Union.
Comments on this tomorrow.
So when they buried the car?
Did they drain all the hazardous waste out of it?
World's dumbest crooks.
OK, this is a local story, Rehoboth is like 20 minutes away. A few questions. How does one get away with embezzeling almost 7 million dollars over 6 years, before they are caught? On top of that how do you not catch them writing checks to themselves? I could possibly understand if say the money was laudered through off shore accounts. You should see some of the cars this woman bought, she bought one, that was chopped up like the Green Goblin.
Malach's Quote of the Day.
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." - Mark Twain
I am Malach on a subway to Venus.
