Britney Spears Nude Crotch Shots!

11.30.2006

Let see how many hits this one gets me.
Here we go, every ones favorite white trash princess recently filed for divorce. Now she is hanging out with Paris Hilton, and even worse, Lindsey "Dana Plato" Lohan. She is also wearing gaudy extensions, but this is not about what she is wearing. Now that Britney is a "free woman" she has decided to slut it up, go out in really skimpy outfits, and not wear under wear. Now, Malach likes to bring you the dirt, but he does not want to pose the nudes on his site (THE KIDS!). But I will give you this.

Yeah, I know some of you are dissappointed. But OK, you can see the uncesored ones (and warning they leave little to the imagination) here. Yeah, I know The Angry Piper's gonna love those.

You are listening too . ..
Sleighride, from The Ronettes and the nutcase Phil Spector. Just is time for Britney's gift to the kids.

More Stuff in the store.
There is some new stuff in both the Stool Sample and WoW 99dogs store. Multiple colors of some shirts and stuff, even more stuff coming. Makes good XMas gifts. Perhaps a Britney Crotch shot?

The Eye of Argon.
One of the worst pieces of writing ever, and a cult classic. You know you want to read it. You can read it here.

The Turkey who went to Turkey.
Ratzy back and reaching out not only to our Islamic brothers, but our Christian ones too. Gotta love Ratzy!

It is kind of sad
That the Dark Ages occured and we lost a lot of this technology. It is also kind of sad, that Christianized Europe went nuts and destroyed 95% of the Mayan Culture.

Steven Hawking
So Prof. Hawking say we should start colonizing other planets. But Malach has to ask, hey Prof, how about finding a cure for what ails you first.

Killer Whales.
Well, first off there are called Killer Whales. They are also very smart, have human brain cells, and eat great white sharks. So, it is probably a good idea to keep them locked away in slavery for our amusment.

I completely forgot about this.
Man, what a disappointing hurricane season.

Get Ready to Wiggle
Or maybe not.

Malach's Quote of the Day.

I am Malach, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy fruit salad!

Minimum Security is back

11.29.2006

Welcome back to our forum.
I have revived our forum, Minimum Security, after a bunch of requests to do so. I made it easy on myself and decided to just reopen our old Invision Board which has been offline for about a year. If you were a member, your membership is still good, and if you were part of the old board, join this one. This board is a pow wow for not only this site, but the WoW, Third Option Media, Stool Sample, Hill-TV, and the Angry Piper.com. We are also offering board space to members of the WoW. Minimum Security is a lot of fun, I am revamping the board so give me a week or so to get it really slick. We have already had 3 or so people join today.

DAMN it feels good to be a gangster.
So, I put up my top 24 MySpace challenge yesterday, and lo and behold, some whored me out over there. I am not sure who, but thanks, by friends increased by 120+ today. Hopefull it just translates into more traffic.

The travails of popularity.
Many of you may have noticed my blog has been getting spammed. Luckily I get an email for every comment, and I will begin to correct that.

I don't know if you have been following the Poisoned KGB agent . .
But this story get weirder and weirder. This is so 1970s, 1980's Cold War, I love it.

What does your Colon tell you?
Well our "Colon" tells use Iraq is a Civil War. Malach's predition? Powell and McCain run on the Democratic ticket in '08.

Damn, I should need a new profession . .
I could be come the Lara Croft of Dinosaur Bones. Except of course I have a penis.

The Unabomber.
This guy rocked as a villian. Smart. I don't know if you have ever read his manifesto, but luckily, Wikipedia provides it for you. Interesting read.

Kids online too much?
How about adults?

Umm . ..
Ok, can you really charge this guy with animal cruelty? I mean he did leave the goats porn to look at. Hey PETA what is you take on this?

MAHMOUD!
Listen, you are the President of Iran, why all the letters? Dude how about a blog, or a website, I am even willing to publish your stuff. Anything to get this Fatwa off my head.

Malach's Quote of the Day.



I am Malach and Islands stream, that is what we are

Are you in Malach's top 24?

11.28.2006

Guess what Malach just figured out . .
Evidently Myspace allows you now to post up to 24 friends (Yeah, Malach is slow when it comes to this kids stuff). Are you on Malach's top 24? If not tell me why you should be, or do something that gets you there.

You are Listening too . . .
A XMas Classic, Marshmallow World by Darlene Love (No relation to Courtney Love). While not as famous as her version of Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) (the original version of this song), it still a killer tune. It is off Phil Spector's XMas Album. Phil Spector, when he is not killing 40 year old actresses, threatening musicians with violence, or screwing over 1960's girl band, he is a pretty amazing producer. His Wall of Sound production style still heavily influences everyone from ABBA to Public Enemy to Nine Inch Nails. This is a classic example of the Wall of Sound. So this is Malach's XMas gift to you, as Phil Spector would probably go nuts and kill you. Him and Brian Wilson should do some more stuff together, that would be fun.

Ok, beyond the fact this woman is probably nuts . . .
What makes you do this?

RIP Dave Cockrum . .
For those of you not familiar with Cockrum, and his partner in crime Len Wein. These two guys, along Bryne and Claremont made the X-Men what they are today. Storm, Mystique, Nightcrawler, Colossus, he all had some part in creating. They (all four) began a real revamp of Wolverine (who is one of the most popular Marvel characters). Unfortunately, like many creators, he never saw a penny of the movies or merchandise from this film. Luckily he worked out a settlement with Marvel before his death. RIP.

Hey Doofuses . .
There is a reason why they have the word "lion" in their name. What many people don't realize is that seals and sea lions are not just cute, they are big, carniverous, aggressive, and eat penguins.

Wow!
Let see how long before this camera turns up on Ebay!

Ouch.
I want one.

Nice.
Give me one of these too.

Malach's Quote of the Day.


I am Malach can you make my top 24?

Where's all my Blue's Clues Fans?

11.27.2006

Everything you ever wanted to know about Steve Burns.
Malach did some research on the former host of Blue's Clues, Steve Burns. Afterward he wrote a very interesting article about his research at the WoW. You can find that here. Enjoy that one.

Another interesting MySpace experiment.
So everytime he changes his music over at his MySpace, I get 1 - 5 new friend requests. So yesterday after listening to the Kill Whitey Podcast, and watching Office Space the day before, Malach got inspired and posted Damn It Feels Good . . , by the Geto Boys up there. I think that one is staying, that is so me.

Well, so Malach puts up the song and lo and behold, Malach gets 28 friends requests, all from Black Males and Females, mostly Gangsta types, most with the N word in their MySpace name. Most interesting. I wonder if they have seen my drag photos from Halloween?

So Malach just has those gifts of prognostication . .
Civil War? Yeah, Malach predicted that 2 year ago. Another nice fact about Iraq? We have been at war there now longer the we were involved in WWII.

Wow, didn't see this coming . .
(SARCASM ALERT)Man, I thought would make it!

So . . .
Why don't us Humans, Whales, Dolphins, and Great Apes, why don't we all just conquer the galaxy?

Nice.
I hope this guys a nutcase too. Refael Correa you too can make the list of Malach's Most Favorite Delusional World Leaders.

Ahh . .
This should be fun.

The Bruce Lee Theme Park.
Man, Angry Piper, this is right up your alley. Off to Hong Kong with you.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Oh come on, Mandy. I always wanted to save Christmas with a vampire sidekick. - Grim

I am Malach, right here right now, there is now other place I want to be.

December is for Cynics?

11.26.2006

With that being said . .
The Murk and Malach Show 12 is now published! It is our Columbus Day KILL WHITEY Show! This one while late is tons of fun. Expect our next one for Xmas. Enjoy, Enjoy, Enjoy. I like this one so far (listening to it right now). It is so irreverant! Slighty different a bit of a background soundtrack in this one. I love the 3Rd Bass, Murky boy.

Why the Patriots beat the Bears.
If you saw the game, which I am sure many of them did, everything was stacked against the Pats. But their experience pulled them through. Chicago is the best NFC team I have seen in years, but they are very young. And please, Chicago don't go with the Brian Griese experiment. Junior Seau, if this is the last game you ever play, you added a nice dimension to this team. Get well soon.

You are listening too . . .
One of my wife's favorite XMas songs, December is for Cynics, by The Matches. Not super familar with them, check their Wikipedia article for more info.

Kramer is Shattered.
Poor Kramer, shattered and rolling around in all that Seinfeld Dough.

More movies about Jesus!
This time about the Baby Jesus!

Hey Freaks!
Where the Hell was Dr. Murk on this list?

The Denver Broncos . .
Have they thrown in the towel?

Malach's Quote of the Day
Tom Tucker: In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
Diane Simmons: That's right, Tom. It appears that students have taken to having ear sex in lieu of traditional intercourse.
Tom Tucker: Over 200 reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan: "Once you go black, you go deaf".
- Family Guy

I am Malach and I am guilty of being white.

Stringing Up the Lights

11.25.2006

Ahh, Christmas . .
Malach put ups a article on decorating your house this holiday season. It is over at the WoW. Along with some info of a live action version of A Year Without a Santa Claus.

Wow, I never realized my buddy was this unpopular.
Sorry Hugo Chavez, of course you might just kill the opposition.

My God.
What the Hell is it the 1980's again? Or maybe they are just jealous about what is going on in the Middle East.

I see our President is over in Saudi Arabia.
God Speed Mr. President.

Panda Porn . .
Hmm, new internet venture for Malach?

PETA hates the Baby Jesus . .
Think about this, imagine PETA as a functioning organization in 15 AD . . .

Wal-Mart's site crashed.
On this biggest shopping day of the year, their site crashed. Nice.

Malach's Quote of the day.
Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls, however, are enormous. - Ignignokt

I am Malach, c'mon feel the noize.

WHAT'S THIS!?!?!?!?!

11.24.2006

It is Christmas TIME!
Black Friday was today and Malach did do a bit of shopping, and was very surprised how slow traffic was for the 10AM to 2PM shopping time. Stores were crowded, but check out was fast. Nothing major, just some Santa Stuff.

Set up the tree today, and the wife is actually less of a humbug than she has been for recent XMas's. Looks nice; tomorrow, outside lights. I love XMas.

You are Listening too . ..
It is the beginning of the XMas version of this, and to open this season, something appropriate from Nightmare Before Christmas . . . What's This?. This song is perfect for the joy and exciment young children (and old ones) experience this time of year. Unlike last year there will not be a new one everyday, but again, some weird ones, classics, and cool stuff.

JFK.
Once again another year has gone by marking the tragic end of a president who perhaps could have changed this country more the FDR did. Still nothing has changed, nothing has been solved and questions linger, and that is also a tragedy.

According to Murk.
The October Podcast will be up this Sunday. I assume the next one will be the Annual Xmas Special.

Once Again Alanis Morrisette . .
Malach shows you the meaning of "Ironic". Can you tell that song pisses me off.

Islamic Creationists?
I really don't know what to say . .

Malach's Quote of the Day.
I love Wikipedia. Any site that's got a longer entry on "truthiness" than on Lutherans, has its priorities straight. - Stephen Colbert.

I am Malach and it Christmas, Baby please come home . . .

Turkey Day

11.23.2006

Short Blog tonight.
Just want to wish the Buckos a Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you enjoyed and and remembered what you are truly thankful for. Also Happy Birthday to one of the Sister-in-Laws (malach has 4 of them).

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Ok, family tradition to watch it, anyone else see how weird this years was? Pouring rain, high winds, most of the balloons were only feet off the ground, no live acts. Strange. And CBS, did you have to toss all those Guidling Light actors down our throat? It was rather surreal the whole thing, and the weirdest one I have seen in my life.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
It's no wonder this region gets jumpy about the Chinese... - Charles, Prince of Wales

I am Malach and don't you see we're in a land of illusion.

Thanksgiving

11.22.2006

Tommorrow is Thanksgiving . .
and Malach would like to wish you all a very happy one. There is a lot to be thanksful for, not the least Malach's wife, kids, family, and all the buckos. This song is dedicated to the wife, but if you freaks want, also dedicated to you.

You are listening too . . .
I Wanna Thank You - Johnny Guitar Watson. Again, next time you are looking for a album to pick up, pick up some of Watson stuff, you will be impressed.

Tales of WoW, the Webcomic.
Fans of Tales of WoW . . . I have begun work on the webcomic version of it. I gave a sneak over at the WoW of some of the character designs. I post a couple more here. Look for the webcomic to debut maybe sometime next week.

You should be able to guess who is who. I am going to work on Malach and Hobbs tonight and start with those.

Very Strange Case
It will be interesting to see where this goes.

Malach lives nowhere close to Danvers.
So nothing happened to his house.

Romney . .
You Conservatives, let me warn you about this snake in the grass . . he supported abortion just to get elected Governor of MA.He is also Mormon, so a closet polygamist.

This is pretty awesome
and this is something Romeny would not support as it is genetic engineering.

This would be really disappointing
for both me and the kids.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Lucy: Can you take a little friendly criticism, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: Why, of course. I'm not above that sort of thing at all; a little friendly criticism can always be helpful to a person. What is it you wanted to say?
Lucy: You're kind of stupid.
- Peanuts

I am Malach and Private Eyes, their watching you, they see your everymove.

Happy Anniversary Superstar . . .

11.21.2006

I am Malach, Happy Anniversary Superstar.

How do you measure 8 years

11.20.2006

Happy Anniversary Superstar, part 1.
Tomorrow is Malach and Superstar's 8 year anniversary, tomorrow will be a special more artistic blog (and Sappy, so you Fat Bug Fans are warned), but tonight, I want to talk about 8 years, 4,236,800 minutes.

Marriage and spending your life with someone is not always an easy thing. Throw kids into it, makes it harder, throw years behind it, life changes, and that can make or break a marriage. They say that years 7-10 can be the worst, and if you survive those years, you can last forever.

I deeply love Superstar, I love you more and more every second of every minute of every year. You still excite me like in the beginning, even more, I still want to just spend all my free time with you, just be in your presence.

I also understand maintaining a long marriage can take work, and patience. Situations change, people change, but the one constant is you, and for I am supremely grateful. It takes a partnership, sacrifice, and sometimes doing and accepting things you may not want to.

So Happy Anniversary Part One, there is more tomorrow.

You are Listening too . . .
Seasons of Love, from RENT. A very beautiful and touching song, that perfectly describes life and love. This was one of our wedding songs.

It seems the Angry Piper has returned. .
And evidently he did not catch dysentry.

Well, it seems . .
that Iraq has officially become a clusterf*ck in the eyes of our government. Hell, send Jesse Jackson over there.

I REPEAT.
OJ SIMPSON! You can publish your book, and your show, and I will put it all here at Stool Sample.

Ahh, yeah this will get stuck down.
So evidently in Pahrump Nevada, it is illegal to fly a foreign flag! Interestingly enough, you can burn the American Flag all you want. Wow! What's next? You can't wear a Sombrero or a Turban. Idiots. This is for you.

HEY, SMELL MY CODFISH MARIA!

Ok, first off . . .
Who makes a homemade sub? Doesn't this seem like a bad Bugs Bunny stunt or is it just me?

Thank you Democrats
Cause I can assure you, the past 6 years have been a tight squeeze.

Man that Kramer is one crazy dude.
Wait until you see Lethal Weapon 42 with Kramer and Mel Gibson. I posted a link to the video on the WoW today. Enjoy this one.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. - Linus Van Pelt

I am Malach and I want to Thank you for being you.

Busy Again

11.19.2006

Lots of Website Updates.
Just a little line to show you I am still here for you. I will still give you a quote. I also redesigned our fan mail page and added the email from Sarah Zero.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
I don't have a ball team, I have a theological seminary! - Charlie Brown

I am Malach and that pretty much descibes my ball team.

Huge Response to Fat Bug.

11.18.2006

Kind of Shocked by the response . .
But I have recieved 22 emails about it, all have stated how much they loved the episode and everything about it. The best was from Ace Plughead, the creator of Sarah Zero which I will reprint in fan mail in the near future. A lot of positive reponse with the new page design. I am slowly learning some .php and flash, that will come after XMas.

You are Listening too . .
L-Train, Shootyz Groove. Shootyz in a very interesting band, check em out they tour a ton, and have a awesome vibe.

Iraq a disaster?
Well know, even Tony Blair is coming out of the Dubya corner. You will see more and more of this as 2008 rolls around. Toyi posted a funny Letterman Top 10 Dubya moments at the WoW. You might enjoy it.

Just in case. . .
You forgot about global warming . . .

The UCLA Tazer case.
Well you knew this was coming.

Hey Alanis Morrisette!
Once again, this is ironic, your stupid song is not.

Ahh the Beauty of the internet!
Black Friday.com

So you interested in a Scientology (they will molest your cat) Wedding?
Let TomKat tell you how.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Every Harlot was a Virgin once - William Blake

I am Malach, and harlot is a word not used often enough!

Yeah I know I am late .. .

But I have a good excuse . .
Fat Bug 1.7 is now loaded. It has been a long time coming, and it is here, yes, I also noticed the spelling error, I will fix it tomorrow. This one has a slight twist. Enjoy.

Also spoke with Murk, good possibilty of the podcast tomorrow.

RIP Ruth Brown.
Hey the lady influenced some of the greate female singers of all time. Aretha, Etta James, Joplin, the list goes on. Rest in Peace, to a great one.

Commies vs. Wikinazis.
I guess the Commies got the last laugh.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
"Yeearrrg... It burns with the power of shark" - Hesh

I am Malach and I am tired and going to bed.

Playstation Three

11.16.2006

So I headed over to Best Buy today, and what do I see?
A line of tents wrapped around the building waiting for the Playstation 3. This pic at left is an actual image from the front of the North Dartmouth store this morning (Courtesy, well not really, of the Sub-Standard Times). I know too that there Standard Times webmaster, James Gagne, who is also the lead singer of Shipyard Wreck, is probably gonna kill me for hotlinking the image. But hey, I just got 400 or so people from across the country to check out your site. Plus, my 3 year old daughter plays better drums than Pete.

So yeah, they were camped out, like homeless people, I felt like giving them my business card. Now evidently a lot of people are planning on selling this thing for $2000 a pop.

I just wonder if anyone realizes that these things will be like $300 by the middle of the summer.

You are Listening to . . .
Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank, by the Barenaked Ladies.

The Wikinazi are taking control of China.
You know what, my Chinese traffic has way dropped off, I wonder if I am banned?

Nice Teddy.
But even $7.25 a hour sucks, especially up here in the Northeast.

MITT ROMNEY YOU SUCK!
The man is gonna run for president, I warn you now, he is a child molester and a kitten killer. He hates you are you kids, and like to tease people with disabilities. If he had his ways, women would not be able to vote, poligamy would be legal, and slavery would return.

RENT.
Read Malach's WoW review of the movie RENT.

Fat Bug.
Fat Bug might be finished tomorrow.

Jesus is back.
Seriously, I want one for XMas. Become Bucko number one.

This is pretty frightening.
Evidently UCLA Police at least to me went a bit overboard with a TAZER. There is video of it here (warning a bit disturbing and profanity), and a bit of a debate over at the WoW. To me, fine, the guy wasn't listening and refusing to comply to Police requests, so then to Tazer a handcuffed suspect becuase he refuses to stand?

Ahh, this should make the Evangelicals happy.
ALL THESE ANIMALS! THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HELL! ANIMAL HELL!

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Political freedom means the absence of coercion of a man by his fellow men. The fundamental threat to freedom is power to coerce, be it in the hands of a monarch, a dictator, an oligarchy, or a momentary majority. - Milton Friedman

I am Malach and how deep is your love?

CO:TCG is Down

11.15.2006

For my buckos from that forum.
For some reason, the CO:TCG forums went down around 2pm EST. Invisionfree it seems has been having issues all day, even their main site is down. I left a message on the main page of the CO:TCG site also. If anyone need to contact me for more info, feel free to email me.

Yes, this was a surprise.
One embattled airline, purchasing another, should be interesting. I really don't see lower fares coming out of this. And wow, a hostile takeover, what is this 1983?

Hey Rockstar Games.
I think I just found your new video game. I take that money up front.

What kind of balls does it take . .
to live the life of one OJ Simpson? I mean dude, your nuts. Please don't kill me.

Once again People Magazine
This is the last time you screw me over in this catagory. Bah, George fuggin' Clooney, give me a break.

What?!?!
Only 1% of the internet is porn? Who the Hell did this study?

16 inch tsunami?
Well, at least the system works. Of course the Japanese tend to be rather short . . .

This looks interesting.
I can't wait to hear it.

Because everyone should learn a new ethnic slur . .
Mashed potato: - a white person who is exclusively attracted to whites. Thank you Wikipedia, and wow, there are a lot of these for black people.

Vinny Testaverde.
I have a unnatural hatred for the man, and don't know why.

Hey . . .
you want to see what a typical day at work for me is? Click me.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
"As Frodo put on the Ring and claimed it for his own, even in Sammath Naur the very heart of his realm, the Power in Barad-dûr was shaken, and the Tower trembled from its foundations to its proud and bitter crown. The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare. Then his wrath blazed in consuming flame, but his fear rose like a vast black smoke to choke him. For he knew his deadly peril and the thread upon which his doom now hung." - The Return of the King.

I am Malach and you are the magnet and I am the steel.

As promised

11.14.2006

PAGANISM!
Only not here, at the WoW. There you go Kernsie, got some interesting responses so far. Show your sister, the Wiccan that she is.

RENT.
Malach and his wife saw RENT way back in 1997. I found it very inspiring, moving, and was a pretty big influence on some of my thought, thinking, and artistic direction (as is La boheme, which is the inspiration for RENT). I just saw the film, and it was interesting, not as good as the play, but still good. I will post a review at the WoW tomorrow.

Some updates.
Let's see, last night a new Tales of WoW went up, this one entitled Climbing the Hill. This is the last of the series I had stockpiled, and if you liked them (and according to my site stats you do) bug the Piper about making more.

Also, there has been a new? addition/slight change to the Reading Room. From the Mind of Twisted Darkness has been added as a directory. Now, for the change. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes has been condensed into a short story. Twisted apologizes for this change but life has kind of taken over for him and he cannot finish it as chapters as he would like. On the plus side, there is now a place for him to showcase some more of his work.

Ok, Malach was surprised this morning to check his stats and see that this site had close to 700 unique visitors yesterday (689 to be exact). This is about 200 more than our best day ever. So looking deeper, we have gotten more that 450 links in the past 2 days from this popular forum. I could not find the thread that is linking to my site, but I think it is this which people are jumping too. This has been our most linked too page in the past 2 days. In addition to that I was shocked to find out I got over 200 links from Something Awful forums. SA is a very popular site, and evidently someone there found something interesting here to link too. Well if someone did this, thanks for the pub.

You are Listening too . .
Fine How'd Ya Do, by Grant Lee Buffalo.

Ahh Mahmoud!
I guess he is going Nuclear in February, and wants to now talk to the US. But Mahmoud! C'mon Bucko, I challenged you to send me a webcomic or a webcomic script for me to host. CHICKEN!

Only in Massachusetts,
and evidently South Africa can gays get married. Riddle me this Batman, wasn't South Africa still practicing Apartheid a decade ago? Now they are super liberal?

I will tell you what.
You want to buy Malach a Toy Jesus for X-Mas? Malach would accept it with open arms. It would go good with my Stretch Mohhammed Doll.

Hollywood smog?
Cars, special effects, construction, and Tom Cruise. I say kill em all.

Ratzy, what the Hell?
What pep pills are you taking?

Well now.
This is pretty interesting but useless information.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
So, the Sox had the winning bid of Daisuke Matsuzaka. This is very interesting. I don't know how many people has seen this kid, he remind much of Pedro Martinez. I suppose we shall see. As for the money, the Sox will more than recover the money signing this guy and then doing the whole Asian thing.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
(wearing lipstick and a bow)Haha! Pretty! Ha,Pretty cheese!(hissing)I'm Pretty! - Cheese

More on Cheese tomorrow.

I am Malach and I love Cheese.

I am a Liar!

11.13.2006

Yeah, I promised Paganism tonight . .
But not tonight, probably tommorrow on the WoW. Also you will get a Tales of WoW update at least, tomorrow. Maybe more.

Where's my Organic Chocolate.
Hey all you organic food growers . . . You could get a lot more people to eat it if you made the price a bit cheaper . . . or laced it with Cocaine, like in the old days.

Them Damn Aussies.
I wonder how many people have used Steve Irwin's name to escape a speeding ticket?

Two things better in Canada that the US.
1. Universal Healthcare
2. Special Pot Smoking Rooms.

Sir Elton John.
So, beyond Elton having more hair now than he did in the 70's, Elton also thinks all religion should be banned. Quoth Sir Elton: "I think religion has always tried to turn hatred toward gay people, religion promotes the hatred and spite against gays. But there are so many people I know who are gay and love their religion. From my point of view, I would ban religion completely. Organized religion doesn't seem to work. It turns people into really hateful lemmings and it's not really compassionate."

Um. Elton, we've tried that already . . . look up Nazi Germany, Communism, and so on.

Wayward Catholics beware . .
Here come the Bishops!

So my friend Rod the Bod . .
Recently has taken up bow hunting. I can just picture this happening to him.

Griffith v. Griffith.
So, after reading this, Malach has decided to sue Bob Malach for trying to make a name off of me. That Bastard.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement' — that might be spam. - Bill Gates (man I wish I knew this a few years ago).

I am Malach, the REAL Malach.

We are back.

11.12.2006

Sorry about yesterday.
Was the young son's 5th birthday party, and of course people stayed later (2am or so), so I had no time for internet persuits. Interestingly, I met a few buckos via my wife's friends; some people I know who I did not even realize followed my stuff religiously; and one of my best and favorite buckos, Kernsie gave me a request or two for this blog (Paganism being a big one, that will be tomorrow).

We are doing well, averaging 400 - 500 unique hits daily, and getting tons of ad revenue. Thanks to you. We are also about 200,000 hits way from 4 million and this site is not even yet 2 years old.

Of course that also meant no updates this weekend, but there will be some next week, including a reworking of "Lying . . .".

Prehistoric Park.
Malach is not a big TV watcher. He watches Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, and Ultimate Fighter pretty religiously, other than that he watches a lot of Cartoon Network, History Channel, and Discover Channel. There is also the Sox and the Pats too.

So recently something that has got me completely hooked is Prehistoric Park. First plus is it stars Nigel Marven whose a bit of a freak to begin with. Think low key, slightly crazier Steve Irwin. Basically it is cross between a wildlife documetary and a reality show about a zoo. The strange part is none of the creatures in the show are real (or rather they are extinct). Here is the basic plot. Marven, and fellow animal people, set up a zoo to house prehistoric animals in the modern day. Essential to this alternate reality is the ability for Marven and his team to be able to go back in time, coax prehistoric animals, dinosuars, mammals, and insects back to this modern world and this made up zoo. All the animals are done with puppetry, special effects and of course CGI. One half of the hour long show it Marven hunting these things and trying to get them back, and the other half zoo staff trying to adjust these animals to modern times. It is all together weird, but at the same time funny. Gotta see it, only on Animal Planet.

You are listening too.
Truly, Truly, by Grant Lee Buffalo.

No News is Good News.
Surprisingly there was little in new or interesting news this weekend. Monday's a new day I guess.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
"Miss Piggy and I have a professional acting relationship. I act like a professional, and she acts like we're having a relationship." - Kermit the Frog

I am Malach and I did not sabotage the Angry Piper's plane.

No Blog tonight

11.11.2006

Too Busy.
Deal with it.

I am Malach too busy.

Fat Bug

11.10.2006

Yeah, I know I have hyped it.
Fat Bug, it has been a long time since a update, and there are many reasons for it, the biggest one is that business here has been real busy and I haven't had the time to do it. They second this is a by far the longest Fat Bug, I have ever made. Example, I sketch them out in 4 panel pages. There are 12 pages. Normally a typical Fat Bug might have 5 or 6. There is double the imagery, and double the work. I have finished 8 of those 12 pages, I seriously thought about doing a two part, but alas, I wouldn't like that. So wait you will.

Also, I have decided to put The Wraith on a bit of a hiatus. The main reason, I am going to be working on a experimental webcomic, with Dr. Murk and the Angry Piper. I am going to keep JesusMan! and Fat Bug going so a turn or two of The Wraith will probably skip. Sorry. Y'know, if you buy more shiite, I would do this full-time.

A plug.
Tales of WoW, had updated. This one is The Fugitive and stars Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones.

Another Death or two.
RIP Jack Palance, and RIP Gerald Lavert.

Ahh, stuff the amuses the Sadist in me.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

Y'know
Some People (angry piper) I know (palmer) may enjoy a public spanking (hobbs).

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Superman don't need no seat belt. - Muhammad Ali

I am Malach and the Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

TickTickTickTickTickTickTickTick

11.09.2006

I am no longer Ed Bradley . . .
RIP Ed Bradley. Sorry for the joke. I thought it was funny. I wonder if the Acetominopen got him?

New Stuff.
Just a Space Ghost Comix update. 5. Erin E-Surance. Getting closer and closer to completing Fat Bug.

You are Listening too . . .
Demon Called Deception, Grant Lee Buffalo.

K-Fed Ex.
So what is the boy to do know that his meal ticket is gone?

If this one can get $60 million . . .
I wonder what mine can get? What Malach has a Picasso? I will post a image of it sooner or later.

Let's see.
Lame Duck Republican President, Democrats control the Congress . . . Let the fun begin!

Malach's Quote of the Day.
In some respects, science has far surpassed religion in delivering awe. How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed"? Instead they say, "No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way." - Carl Sagan

I am Malach and I am a Toy-R-Us kid.

The new face of American Politics

11.08.2006

Wow.
Did this country send a freakin's message to the Bush Administration or what? This country hasn't seen this kind of turnover since the Carter/Regan race. Malach put up a nice WoW article about it. Also you pissed your party got romped? Well Malach has a solution for you. Tell the world what your are all about, and you don't like what happened. Or for that matter, celebrate with us looney pinkos here in Massachusetts. Malach's got the hookup.

Pluggage me friends.
Palmer decided the weigh in on voting with a political cartoon. By the way, notice the clean redesign in the Political Turmoil archive. Of course, I did not get this until well after 11PM EST, but he sent the small cartoon GO VOTE! Of course, um this might of been better timed if sent out last week, but that is Palmer for you.

Another Tale of WoW has been loaded. This is actually a older one, entitled On the Run. Piper also wants these put in chronological order, sure, some day. There are a few more of these.

Also, I fixed the issue with Space Ghost's Gallery and Beat Box Productions. Some how the coding got mixed and they kept switching images with each other, that will alll be fixed now.

I also got a lot of work done on Fat Bug. We will see if I can finish soon.

Bill Cosby, the sexual predator?
Hey Bill? You been hanging with Micheal Jackson?

Rummy.
I can't say I am going to miss him, but trust me on this one. You cannot kill the Rummy.

Hey Google.
You can advertise on our podcast. If you did that it would probably update a bit more regularly. For that matter, you can also run ads within my webcomics.

Dummys.
Our big brains come from God.

You go girl.
Hey Bill Gates, here's a good charity idea.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Now for a special MQOTD, a profound statement from George W. Bush:

Justice ought to be fair.

That is all.

I am Malach and I am a left leaning moderate.

Didja Vote?

11.07.2006

If not, you still have some time if you live out of the Eastern Time Zone.
If so, you are Malach friend, if not, don't bother to complain. Go vote, and kudos if you did.

Of course, we can't forget the plugs.
So, I know have a Wand of Wonder catalogue in my 99dogs account. It can be linked to from the main store, via a popdown menu at top. Ain't it cute. A colored version of the shirt will be out in a few days. There is also a link in the sidebar of the WoW.

Some site updates. CRISIS! episode TWO! has been updated. In addition, Space Ghost Comix has updated with an strip called McDoom.

Tomorrow, I plan to spend the day on Fat Bug. We will see. I really think I will get it done by the end of Friday, I have both Wednesday and Friday off this week.

Also there is something going on with the galleries, they keep switch images, I am going to fix it tomorrow.

Well I can tell you.
I look like Malach candidates are going to win for once. It has been awhile. Congrats Duval Patrick.

Interesting.
We will see how this play out not only in Central and South America, but the world.

Here's a shock . .
Hey Piper, guess who's back on the market.

Pot?
Why not use LSD?

Nice.
Another new JesusMan! villian?'

Malach's Quote of the Day.
If by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal." - JFK

I am Malach and I don't kiss on the first date.

Save the Malach, Save the World

11.06.2006

Longer blog today buckos.
First the plugs. Space Ghost's Gallery has updated with three new images, I also have another artist who will be sending me stuff soon. Space Ghost Comix has also updated. I loaded Retarded Dragon. You all know how I feel about that word, to me it is akin to the n-word. But, I support freedom of expression more so it up. And yet another Tale of WoW is up. This time it is TOUGH LOVE. Malach did not get to work at all on Fat Bug today, to many client website updates. Also, I got some more of co:tcg.com done.

So you think you can dance? Well can you beat Malach and the wife? How about Murk and Malach? And you won't even come close to beating this one.

Finally, two new t-shirts should get into the new store tomorrow.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!
If you don't vote, don't complain.

You are Listening too . .
Mockingbirds by Grant Lee Buffalo. GLF is excellent, eccletic, and very talented. If you want some more of their sound, check out the multiple myspace tribute pages. They have this very interesting fusion of Jeff Buckley, Americana, Outlaw Country, and heavy guitar rock. Good stuf, I will play a few.

Dolphins with legs.
Scientists are all excited cause they found a group of Japanese Dolphins with remnants of legs, fins where nor other dolphins have fins. So, they did not evolve as quickly as their bretheren. Or perhaps, Malach gave them the fins so they will evolve in the Land Dolphins. Moronic Scientists.

Crack anybody.
This is your brain on crack, doesn't it look fun?

War Games.
Didn't Matthew Broderick teach you idiots anything? And when Red Dawn occurs, don't come crying to me. See just another reason why the Cold War was so much more fun than the War on Terror.

Borat.
Yeah, I can't wait to see it either. By the way check out Hojo killer review of Borat at the WoW.

FU Zango!
I hate Zango and their stupid memory clogging adware. Kudos to the FCC (I can't believe I just said that).

Ok.
How about we do this to cars?

Pats Game.
Hey, look at it this way. Pats played one of the worst games they have played in 10 years, and still only lost by 7.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Hand Banana: You think you could back that up?
Carl: Listen to this guy, "can back that up"… I got bruises to prove it!
Hand Banana: No, I mean, that ass, back it up.
ATHF (you had to see the episode)

I am Malach and do I look like a rapist to you?

Quick Blog

11.05.2006

Gotta go Pats are at Halftime.
Guess what no updates, no plugs, well one plug. T-shirts babay! I will have quite a few updates tomorrow, I was working on a clients website most of my free time today.

Saddam.
Well this should be a interesting twist. We will see won't we.

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Of the lessons also gained from the history of mankind is the fact that greed and arrogance, when combined, lead the oppressor to do injustice not only to others, but to himself as well; once this combination of greed and arrogance has misled him into a sense of undefeatable capability and power, as he takes the road of falsehood and aggression, committing the most heinous acts and proceeding from that sick imagination, to fall down the precipice and then into hell. - Saddam Hussein

I am Malach and I want to get freaky with you.

New T-shirts

11.04.2006

They make nice gifts. You know XMas is coming.
Check out our T-Shirt Shop. There are two new Fat Bug designs in there. There will be a couple of others in the next few days, and sometime next week a Super Mega Pope-atron exclusive. Check the store often for new designs.

Another Space Ghost Comic update.
Space Ghost Comix has updated, this one is titled, Salad Shooter Crotch. Enjoy.

Donald Rumsfeld.
No confidence in the Anti Christ?

Doogie Howser gay?!?!?!
Wow, he should get an Oscar for Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Salut to the NPH!

You heard it here first.
Patriot 27 Colts 14

Only in America!
And for that matter California. How much you want to bet that this was either the Angry Veteran, Palmer, or Pilaf.

Amazon . .
This is a interesting ploy in the Google Wars.

Malach's Quote of the Day
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love - Mahatma Gandhi

I am Malach and I detest brussel sprouts.

Nowhere Man

11.03.2006

Boy, do I got some plugs for you guys.
First, I resigned the RubberSuit Studios Store, it is much more navigable, and as a special feature, it also links to my new t-shirt gallery, done by 99dogs.com. It currently has nothing in it, as I am waiting images approvals, but I will be spending the week designing new tees, and putting them up. As I told you I was going to originally go with CafePress, but after looking at 99Dogs, I dumped Cafe Press. The Dogs has a much lower intial cost, and higher pay rate, cheaper shirt ($3 - $4 cheaper). Right now their will be a RubberSuit Studios shirt with this image on it and a Kurt Cobain tee with this image on it. I will be working on a general Stool Sample Webcomics one, a JesusMan! one, and a Fat Bug one. Leave requests. I already have quite a few for the Super Mega Pope-atron, so I am doing that one first. Keep an eye out, and I will post in my feed when new stuff is up.

Ok, now some other stuff. Today marks the debut of Space Ghost Comix, in Stool Sample Webcomics. This one is entitled Fairy Odd Parents: The Adolescent Years. Space Ghost wants to make sure Hojo gets credit for the name.

Next up, we have a new Tales of WoW. Another in the Meet Your Figureheads mold, this one; Dr. Mantodea.

And then there a couple of WoW posts, first, Ian MacKaye as you have never seen him before (more on this below) and Malach's rants. One is on MassHealth, the other about Derek Jeter winning the Gold Glove.

Speaking of Ian MacKaye.
The video is from this really cool kids show based out of DC called Pancake Mountain. It is one part Electric Company, one part Pee Wee's Playhouse, and one part Wiggles to the extreme. If you were ever into the early punk scene or the 80's and 90's, you will love this, I ordered a video today. Check out some of the video on their site, or YouTube. Rufus with Wayne Cohen of the Flaming Lips sing We Built This City, Karaoke style is hilarious. Their opening theme is kick ass.

Class of 3000.
Speaking of kick ass, this show was. While it catered to the 10 year old crowd, it was a beautiful cartoon. I reminded quite a bit of some of those artsy late 70's cartoons. The music was good, and the animation was awesome.

You are Listening too . .
No Where Man, by the Beatles of course.

Yet another reason why I don't trust preachers.
Ted Haggard, meet Jim Baker, or Jerry Falwell . .

Malach's Quote of the Day
Even as the fingers of the two hands are equal, so are human beings equal to one another. No one has any right, nor any preference to claim over another. You are brothers. - Muhammad

I am Malach and I was busy today.

Malach has a rant to post.

11.02.2006

But not here, tomorrow on the WoW.
It will be a rant on Massachusetts new Masshealth plan, my costs for daycare and how they are alomost bankrupting me, and how I figured out it would be cheaper for me to quit my job . . . tomorrow. More screwups from the Romney Administration.

Also read Malach's review of Anansi Boys over at the WoW. You can find that here. By the way Piper, feel free to reprint that in your book reviews.

Yahoo . . .
How is this crap gonna help to take down the almighty Google? YA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahh, more grim environmental news.
This is a quandry. I live is a suburb of the number fishing port in the US, and around number 3 in world. Losing the fishing industry would be pretty devestating to the wallets around here. Of course, I would miss my Gene's Seafood also.

THREE MORE YEARS! THREE MORE YEARS!
So, the president of Iraq wants us there at least three more years. Nice.

McCain vs. Obama . . . .
Malach has a thought. John McCain, Barak Obama, become a ticket. Yes you heard me, McCain and Obama in '08.

OK, I am not a woman.
But I have two kids, and was present for the entire pregnancies. How can you not realize you are pregnant?

Malach's Quote of the Day
Hate is not overcome by hate; by love alone is hate appeased. This is an eternal law. - Gautama Buddha

I am Malach and hey, I gave Jesus free advertising yesturday, today it is Buddha. How alike they sound no?

You and me . . .

11.01.2006

On the Fantasy.
First some plugs. First, a new Tale of WoW is loaded, Murk's Maze is the title and this one is side splittingly funny. Enjoy this one. Piper send me links to the few others I haven't publuiched, they are popular.

Also check out Malach Half Season NFL Review over at the WoW. I review the teams, how accurate my earlier predictions were, and predictions for the remainder of the season.

Also I did some work on CO:TCG.com. Mainly some Cartoon Orbit .swf galleries.

You are listening too . . .
For the Actor, Mates of State. They are a gulity pleasure of Malach, along with the Dresden Dolls. Mates is a interesting train wreck of a band and playing them should piss off some of my regular readers, especially the Angry Piper. Mates is a pop band, by a very eclectic one. Their music is generally done with no more that a organ, a drum machine and the two band member harmonizing at the top range of their vocals. Thye make pop, but lyrics unlike most pop songs.

Anne Coulter.
Wow. Miss Coulter in some voting impropriety? Figures it is in Florida. Years from now, wait until we find out all the crap that went on in Florida in the last two elections. Imagine what Coultier and John Kerry's kids would look like.

Hmm I wonder.
What number my site is?

I never played Sun City.
Ding Dong the Botha's dead, the Botha's dead, the Botha's dead

Hey Angry Veteran.
What's the pass to access this?

Malach's Quote of the Day.
Whoever blasphemes against the Father will be forgiven, and whoever blasphemes against the Son will be forgiven, but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven either on earth or in heaven. - Jesus

I am Malach, and now you know, why I don't write the Holy Spirit into JesusMan!